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If you were a car for sale how would you describe yourself????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For me it would go like this,

Early 1965 model with good body work for its age,

Will require some t.l.c from time to time as well as a good regular servicing, loves to be ridden hard and fast but equally at home slow and easy it also has a good gearstick for putting one in the box, unfortunately the roof fell of years ago lol, ideal for careful lady drivers or adventures couples, test drives are available by request vroooom vroooom. Lol

Have fun peeps mwah xxxxx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

built for comfort not speed, few miles on the clock but still a good runner and goes for miles between services

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Spacious interior. Heavy fuel consumption. Twin air bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comfortable cheap and cheerful convertible camper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm mine would be clapped out 1970's rust bucket hasnt been started for a good couple of months.

Should be ok with a bit of oil and jump start.

Need to bring own wheels as the little s##ds from next door have nicked them so is now stood on a couple of bricks

FREE TO GOOD HOME xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent condition for the year slightly over inflated spare tyre. Needs regular attention but runs well after a good service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young enough to have electric windows, too old for a/c......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, erm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotless body, filthy interior, comes with spare tyre. Has had a few careful owners and a few not so careful...but still rides like a dream

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Reliable, gets you where you want to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently serviced, so in good running order, body work in good condition, test drive welcome

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire / on holiday

Body work & suspension need attention, but reliable, sunroof faded, needs regular servicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spares or repair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late 1960's model.Body work needs lots of attention,spare tyre ,twin air bags (little deflated needs pumping up)takes time to get going and hard to stop once warmed up prefers long rides to quick short ones provides own oil and has a lovely purr when treated right lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small sporty number with not to many miles on the clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been sat in the garage most of it's life, so low on mileage. Body work in good order for it's vintage and the finish sports an attractive eye catching customized respray. While 0-60 is a little on the slow side, will purr along nicely with an attentive Lady driver. Unusually low on maintenance but high on performance. Good road holding and easily handled when wet. Starts first time, benefits from routine servicing and has a long MOT.

POA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Webuyanycar.com declined...failed MoT, leaks, needs to be jump started, body work needs attention, exhaust gone with high carbon emission.

Offers accepted for parts.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Him: In it's day, much sought after. Made in 1958, now in need of a partial rebuild. Engine and running gear in very good condition, bidywork could be stripped down and some weight saved to improve performance! Loves the more gentle journey round the curves and still looks good.

Comes as a pair with slightly younger sporty number. Bodywork belies the age and is sought after by the younger set. Nice headlights and well lubricated transmission. Loves TLC and responds well to driving spiritedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1978 Model... 1 careless owner, but 2nd owner repaired and polished. Had a couple of test drivers who were happy with performace and "features". refuelled with slightly "Rich" mixture which has caused a little "expansion" but engine still ticks over nicely. Still Plenty of miles on the clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three lady owners and one vicar (he took advantage). Regularly Serviced and valetted. Big end has been replaced as has most of the bodywork. FFS don't try to turn it on!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

1949 model comfortable upholstory needs jump leads to start..

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Unique, early 60s vintage classic. Bodywork not perfect (which is to be expected in a vehicle of this age). Undercarriage tidy and rust free. Carries a selection of spare tyres which can (with some effort) be offloaded at some point in the future.

Been round the clock a few times but still capable of the occasional enjoyable trip. Not the most economical model but still very reliable.

Very comfy upholstery (although a little cracked in places). Tank can be a bit leaky under pressure but always an enjoyable ride. Open to offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1973 model clean inside and out comes with a spare tyre,twin airbags (in large)need a good service but has got an mot.not many miles on the clock.it does make u laugh.come and have a test drive it does smoke a little tho.send a message for details xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Classic. Not for sale.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fucked.

Scrap value only.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Please take this fly-tipped sh*t away someone!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shut up and just drive

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A car for the weekend pleasure seeker. Been shunted up the rear a few times and has massive detachable front bumpers. Looks very different to a weekday car when the metal work has been treated and polished. Does tend to guzzle juice, though.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

titty titty bang bang

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

London to Brighton Vintage, i only rally once a year and even then i have to be started by hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversion job. Looks great, turns heads, who needs speed when you look this good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be Penelope Pitstop s car from Wacky Races' girly glamour puss, Penelope Pitstop easily maintains her lovely looks whilst driving the Compact Pussycat, because it doubles as a mobile beauty parlour! She relies on charm and a barrage of beauty accessories everything in her car ..

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

1965 Model, going cheap, Big Ends gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good bodywork, comfortable and fast. No instructions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

e type jag...tight to get in but goes goes like the clappers.

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

Several previous owners.

Owning to misuse by previos owners, the current owner has completed a full faith restoration and soul is now in perfect working order.

Body has been customised over the last few years with body widening is certain areas. Any new owner would look to remove these and restore to it's former glory.

Big end a bit rattly but fine once warmed up.

Good ride - especially off road.

All sensible offers considered. Px possible.

;-)

D&K

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

A ringer...

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Barn Find.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Model approaching classic status with a few unhappy owners, but long list of delighted joyriders.

Unreliable, temperament, and with a lot of miles on the c(l)ock, and has had its fair share of knocks, but regular servicing and maintenance have only served to improve performance over time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no point

you know what women are like - they'll drive any old crap as long as 'it's a lovely colour'

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"no point

you know what women are like - they'll drive any old crap as long as 'it's a lovely colour' "

OI, I like something with a bit of power behind it young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no point

you know what women are like - they'll drive any old crap as long as 'it's a lovely colour'

OI, I like something with a bit of power behind it young man"

if only to carry all your vino collapso back from frogland

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"no point

you know what women are like - they'll drive any old crap as long as 'it's a lovely colour'

OI, I like something with a bit of power behind it young man

if only to carry all your vino collapso back from frogland"

Have no idea what you mean

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