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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I just had the most ridiculous first message ever on POF:

I just saw your photo and my Heart compelled me to write and tell you how Enchantingly beautiful you are Miss..You are more radiant and Lovely than a rainbow in June..Are the men blind in your town? I would be knocking on your door with 2 dozen Roses and my Heart on my sleeve..Please forgive my boldness but I Love your Heart shaped lips and I think you have the most Captivating eyes..I look at your photos and feel like a little school boy having his first crush..You have a Rare and unmatched beauty Miss and it would truly be an Honor to stand in your light..You should be told everyday how Incredibly Beautiful you are my eyes would betray me and tell you that instantly and Always... I guess I just wanted to write and flirt with you Miss you are so Lovely and I Envy the man who knows the warmth of your Loving Embrace.What's your name.......?"

I replied 'Well that was total bullshit!!' and he replied....

'Thanks pretty, what's your name??'

Hahaha, do they make bots with a sense of humour nowadays??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Its better than " fancy a fuck " surely ??

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Its better than " fancy a fuck " surely ?? "

I'm not so sure lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He also has a cousin who is in a financial "situation". He inherited £100 Million but because of certain conditions in the will, has to be married by midnight on 28th Feb....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give it a 'Miss' if I was you.

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE


"I just had the most ridiculous first message ever on POF:

I just saw your photo and my Heart compelled me to write and tell you how Enchantingly beautiful you are Miss..You are more radiant and Lovely than a rainbow in June..Are the men blind in your town? I would be knocking on your door with 2 dozen Roses and my Heart on my sleeve..Please forgive my boldness but I Love your Heart shaped lips and I think you have the most Captivating eyes..I look at your photos and feel like a little school boy having his first crush..You have a Rare and unmatched beauty Miss and it would truly be an Honor to stand in your light..You should be told everyday how Incredibly Beautiful you are my eyes would betray me and tell you that instantly and Always... I guess I just wanted to write and flirt with you Miss you are so Lovely and I Envy the man who knows the warmth of your Loving Embrace.What's your name.......?"

I replied 'Well that was total bullshit!!' and he replied....

'Thanks pretty, what's your name??'

Hahaha, do they make bots with a sense of humour nowadays?? "

better than send nudes and boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God! That is vile! I understand seeing someone and feeling a huge attraction or excitement about them, but bloody hell!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

*sniggers*

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I just had the most ridiculous first message ever on POF:

I just saw your photo and my Heart compelled me to write and tell you how Enchantingly beautiful you are Miss..You are more radiant and Lovely than a rainbow in June..Are the men blind in your town? I would be knocking on your door with 2 dozen Roses and my Heart on my sleeve..Please forgive my boldness but I Love your Heart shaped lips and I think you have the most Captivating eyes..I look at your photos and feel like a little school boy having his first crush..You have a Rare and unmatched beauty Miss and it would truly be an Honor to stand in your light..You should be told everyday how Incredibly Beautiful you are my eyes would betray me and tell you that instantly and Always... I guess I just wanted to write and flirt with you Miss you are so Lovely and I Envy the man who knows the warmth of your Loving Embrace.What's your name.......?"

I replied 'Well that was total bullshit!!' and he replied....

'Thanks pretty, what's your name??'

Hahaha, do they make bots with a sense of humour nowadays?? "

Good God! Mr Darcy is on FAB?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fetch me a bucket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*copies and pastes in to generic message template*

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

He's just a fake I'm sure, the site is full of them - always widowed, god-fearing men, usually in the forces in some far flung land....

I think they employ teenagers in basements somewhere to write total drivel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's just a fake I'm sure, the site is full of them - always widowed, god-fearing men, usually in the forces in some far flung land....

I think they employ teenagers in basements somewhere to write total drivel! "

I'm ashamed to say I used to toy with these men who used to be rife on Facebook apps. I would quiz them about their life, lack of good English and place of birth. The ridiculous stuff they come up with was laughable.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"He's just a fake I'm sure, the site is full of them - always widowed, god-fearing men, usually in the forces in some far flung land....

I think they employ teenagers in basements somewhere to write total drivel!

I'm ashamed to say I used to toy with these men who used to be rife on Facebook apps. I would quiz them about their life, lack of good English and place of birth. The ridiculous stuff they come up with was laughable. "

Yes I did too for a while - they got really mad when you finally called their bluff lol!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Aaaawwww !!! You ladies have all upset some 62 year old Somalian Prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, I get carried away sometimes. I'll tone it down for the future.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Aaaawwww !!! You ladies have all upset some 62 year old Somalian Prince "

He looked good for his age though....and very fair for a Somalian!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm sorry, I get carried away sometimes. I'll tone it down for the future. "

Is Atlanta, UK near Stoke??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

But he may genuinely be in love with you,I think you should give him a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jings, crikey he's good.

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

I once got one say “you are more beautiful than a Sunday dinner with Yorkshire puddings”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got one say “you are more beautiful than a Sunday dinner with Yorkshire puddings” "

Bet he was from Barnsley

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I once got one say “you are more beautiful than a Sunday dinner with Yorkshire puddings”

Bet he was from Barnsley "

Close castleford

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"But he may genuinely be in love with you,I think you should give him a chance "

I thought maybe I have been to hasty, so went back and checked his profile, he is indeed a widower and makes some very impressive claims......

"I believe I am a very good man with a very big heart with modern qualities.. I'm told that I am kind, caring, generous, thoughtful, opinionated, handsome, and intelligent and have many lovable qualities.. .. I think one of my biggest flaws is being too nice and loyal to people in my life, but it is just the right thing we should all do ..... I'm very responsible but still let the inner boy in me come out at times,..i would also be looking forward to read from You real Soon.."

Well, my head could indeed be turned by such an exquisite command of the English language, but wait - what is he looking for in a lady?

"Am looking for my soul mate, someone who is exciting and adventurous, has great sense of humor and enjoys making me laugh...... Someone that would be ready to give so much of herself and can do anything, go anywhere, and sacrifice anything she has for sake of LOVE."

What - you don't mean one willing even to deposit funds into a Nigerian bank account??

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And they ask us why we're not all looking for love on the dating sites lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got one say “you are more beautiful than a Sunday dinner with Yorkshire puddings”

Bet he was from Barnsley

Close castleford "

Bit of a Tiger then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And they ask us why we're not all looking for love on the dating sites lol! "

Oh bugger....you've just burst my bubble

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

Can someone give a prize to that guy !

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can someone give a prize to that guy !

"

Lol he's given up on me I think

Shall I tell him my name is Ismelda Marcos and see what he replies?

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there


"Can someone give a prize to that guy !

Lol he's given up on me I think

Shall I tell him my name is Ismelda Marcos and see what he replies? "

Let me first google that name

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there


"Can someone give a prize to that guy !

Lol he's given up on me I think

Shall I tell him my name is Ismelda Marcos and see what he replies?

Let me first google that name "

She is hot tbf !

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