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Sometimes, don't you just wish the ground would open and swallow you up?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've a communal laundery area where I live on the first floor and so most mornings, I take my laundry down with me as I'm leaving for work, and collect when I'm home from work.

I grabbed a pile this morning, put it into the machine and set off to work. Nothing extraordinary about that except I'm was on the bus and I found a pair of knickers tucked half in and half out of my scarf (but very very visible).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head high, style it out, who knows, you may just start something new.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Head high, style it out, who knows, you may just start something new. "

Too right. I 'owned' those knickers.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was supposed to ask what are everyone else's recent 'hope the ground swallows you up' moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a communal laundery area where I live on the first floor and so most mornings, I take my laundry down with me as I'm leaving for work, and collect when I'm home from work.

I grabbed a pile this morning, put it into the machine and set off to work. Nothing extraordinary about that except I'm was on the bus and I found a pair of knickers tucked half in and half out of my scarf (but very very visible). "

I got halfway to work once and realised I had yesterday's knickers hanging out the bottom of my trouser leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a habit of wearing clothes inside out lol.

Geeky x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I have a habit of wearing clothes inside out lol.

Geeky x"
glad im not the only one

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I have a habit of wearing clothes inside out lol.

Geeky x"

I did thaw with my top on saturday

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By *weeSeekoeieCouple
over a year ago

Richmond

Some mornings, I'm halfway to the bus stop and have to look down to check that I am, indeed, wearing a shirt (so far so good).

I tend to throw on whatever is to hand, and some mornings, in an effort to not wake Mr Twee by turning on the lights, my color coordination leaves a bit to be desired.

My biggest "wish a hole would open and swallow me whole" moment was years ago when a customer invited me out for coffee after work one day. We'd chatted for months, and as a naturally flirty person, I assumed it was a date.

I laid it on heavily while out....turns out he was gay (for once I couldn't tell), and coffee was meant to be just coffee. He didn't come back into my shop for months.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I've worn odd shoes before,

In my defence they were v similar

Miss

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I was working on a big winch mounted on a truck for a gliding club and was being assisted by a few guys. Great bunch, lots of banter with them lending a hand where I needed it but they were mostly standing around drinking beers. Working underneath the truck in an awkward position I called out for someone to help me manoeuvre a piece of gear into place and an arm appeared to help..... only it was flesh coloured rubber and looked like one of those lifelike fisting dildos. I burst out laughing at this joke and grabbed it to wrestle it away from the prankster....

....only to find that it was a genuine prosthetic limb and was attached to the upper arm of one of the flying instructors.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I was working on a big winch mounted on a truck for a gliding club and was being assisted by a few guys. Great bunch, lots of banter with them lending a hand where I needed it but they were mostly standing around drinking beers. Working underneath the truck in an awkward position I called out for someone to help me manoeuvre a piece of gear into place and an arm appeared to help..... only it was flesh coloured rubber and looked like one of those lifelike fisting dildos. I burst out laughing at this joke and grabbed it to wrestle it away from the prankster....

....only to find that it was a genuine prosthetic limb and was attached to the upper arm of one of the flying instructors. "

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've worn odd shoes before,

In my defence they were v similar

Miss"

I had a manager who did that on a regular basis. She blamed the menopause.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Some mornings, I'm halfway to the bus stop and have to look down to check that I am, indeed, wearing a shirt (so far so good).

I tend to throw on whatever is to hand, and some mornings, in an effort to not wake Mr Twee by turning on the lights, my color coordination leaves a bit to be desired.

My biggest "wish a hole would open and swallow me whole" moment was years ago when a customer invited me out for coffee after work one day. We'd chatted for months, and as a naturally flirty person, I assumed it was a date.

I laid it on heavily while out....turns out he was gay (for once I couldn't tell), and coffee was meant to be just coffee. He didn't come back into my shop for months."

Did you use all your best lines on him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking around shops in Westfield a couple of Christmases ago with my jumper on inside out.

I went to the back of a big store and changed it around, then realised there was a cctv camera right over my head.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I have a habit of wearing clothes inside out lol.

Geeky xglad im not the only one"

It's supposed to be bad luck to turn them the right way isn't it?

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By *weeSeekoeieCouple
over a year ago

Richmond


"Some mornings, I'm halfway to the bus stop and have to look down to check that I am, indeed, wearing a shirt (so far so good).

I tend to throw on whatever is to hand, and some mornings, in an effort to not wake Mr Twee by turning on the lights, my color coordination leaves a bit to be desired.

My biggest "wish a hole would open and swallow me whole" moment was years ago when a customer invited me out for coffee after work one day. We'd chatted for months, and as a naturally flirty person, I assumed it was a date.

I laid it on heavily while out....turns out he was gay (for once I couldn't tell), and coffee was meant to be just coffee. He didn't come back into my shop for months.

Did you use all your best lines on him? "

Unfortunately...yes....

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