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The strictly no ice dancing...a few polar bears buck feck the bdsm #54

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Read until I get my eyes sorted well have none off that bdsm on this one....and No ice dancing!

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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"Read until I get my eyes sorted well have none off that bdsm on this one....and No ice dancing! "

What about ice cream?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Read until I get my eyes sorted well have none off that bdsm on this one....and No ice dancing!

What about ice cream?

"

i fancy some sorbet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Read until I get my eyes sorted well have none off that bdsm on this one....and No ice dancing!

What about ice cream?

"

Stick your hand in yer pocket and get some in.. ....bloody freeloaders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back to the classroom.....god I had leeds

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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Sorbet and icecream for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back to the classroom.....god I hate leeds "

Had?....fecking hate

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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"Back to the classroom.....god I hate leeds

Had?....fecking hate "

What they trying to teach u ?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning all and good luck today Mistress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning sweet sami xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning sweet sami xx"

Morning gorgeous Voddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back to the classroom.....god I hate leeds

Had?....fecking hate

What they trying to teach u ? "

To drive better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all..I'm having a fag break and it's fecking freezing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all..I'm having a fag break and it's fecking freezing "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence "

How was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

How was it? "

Do able....but could have done without it...sat waiting for a phone call now though.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

How was it?

Do able....but could have done without it...sat waiting for a phone call now though."

I’m sat waiting for 2.30

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

How was it?

Do able....but could have done without it...sat waiting for a phone call now though.

I’m sat waiting for 2.30 "

Dentist?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

How was it?

Do able....but could have done without it...sat waiting for a phone call now though.

I’m sat waiting for 2.30

Dentist?"

Oh no that would have been emoji with a because I’d be feeling sick

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

"

till places a coffee mug on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it"

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet "

YET but nearly so ive been told

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet YET but nearly so ive been told "

Don't feck believe anything you hear on here ffs

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet YET but nearly so ive been told

Don't feck believe anything you hear on here ffs "

Its all true on here no one telling porkies , well not many

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet YET but nearly so ive been told

Don't feck believe anything you hear on here ffs "

wernt here I heard it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet YET but nearly so ive been told

Don't feck believe anything you hear on here ffs wernt here I heard it "

Ah fecking gobshites are everywhere ffs

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet YET but nearly so ive been told

Don't feck believe anything you hear on here ffs wernt here I heard it

Ah fecking gobshites are everywhere ffs "

You called

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet YET but nearly so ive been told

Don't feck believe anything you hear on here ffs wernt here I heard it

Ah fecking gobshites are everywhere ffs

You called "

Oi oi saveloy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet YET but nearly so ive been told

Don't feck believe anything you hear on here ffs wernt here I heard it

Ah fecking gobshites are everywhere ffs

You called

Oi oi saveloy "

rather have a sausage in batter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad that's done...and still a clean licence

till places a coffee mug on it

Haha you can feck off I'm not that doddery yet YET but nearly so ive been told

Don't feck believe anything you hear on here ffs wernt here I heard it

Ah fecking gobshites are everywhere ffs

You called

Oi oi saveloy rather have a sausage in batter"

I'll take that would be a jumbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... just passing ...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


".... just passing ... "
trips up mr bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually "
wrap up warm bit stormy out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... just passing ... "

Watched yourself mate...._oddy will slam that fecking door on you and you be fecking trapped

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... just passing ... trips up mr bear"

Aw feck another one in fecking a+e _oddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually "

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually wrap up warm bit stormy out"

Think we are getting snow....wish them feckers in Leeds would have hung on to it a bit longer

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


".... just passing ... trips up mr bear

Aw feck another one in fecking a+e _oddy "

nah he landed right way up

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually wrap up warm bit stormy out

Think we are getting snow....wish them feckers in Leeds would have hung on to it a bit longer

"

hope i dont get it the snow that is

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... just passing ... trips up mr bear

Aw feck another one in fecking a+e _oddy nah he landed right way up"

Hes a fecking polar bear not a fecking moggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually wrap up warm bit stormy out

Think we are getting snow....wish them feckers in Leeds would have hung on to it a bit longer

hope i dont get it the snow that is"

Might be a no snow show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard "

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! "

ninja sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami "

That's me Voddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! "

Might have to put you on the door....too many wild animals running through ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy "

finks of all the lethal moves

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about!

Might have to put you on the door....too many wild animals running through ffs "

Gosh, ok...have you got a big net!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy finks of all the lethal moves"

Ooh, I know some good moves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about!

Might have to put you on the door....too many wild animals running through ffs

Gosh, ok...have you got a big net! "

A big fecking polar bear gun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy finks of all the lethal moves"

Samurai sami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy finks of all the lethal moves

Ooh, I know some good moves "

I bet you do yer little tinker

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy finks of all the lethal moves

Ooh, I know some good moves

I bet you do yer little tinker "

she could practice on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy finks of all the lethal moves

Ooh, I know some good moves

I bet you do yer little tinker she could practice on you"

Oh I'll be a guinea pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well ladies...and wild animal.i off to bed as I've a busy day tomorrow na night

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Bloody internet went down!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about!

Might have to put you on the door....too many wild animals running through ffs

Gosh, ok...have you got a big net!

A big fecking polar bear gun "

Yep I saw that polar bear, wearing a skirt run through, ended up on his a***!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well ladies...and wild animal.i off to bed as I've a busy day tomorrow na night "

Na night xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy finks of all the lethal moves

Ooh, I know some good moves

I bet you do yer little tinker "

Hehe

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy finks of all the lethal moves

Ooh, I know some good moves

I bet you do yer little tinker she could practice on you

Oh I'll be a guinea pig "

Don't they squeal a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

wrap up warm bit stormy out"

I was going to bed The wind (outside) has woken me up.. Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye? "

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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Windy and wet out here wish I was still in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about!

Might have to put you on the door....too many wild animals running through ffs

Gosh, ok...have you got a big net!

A big fecking polar bear gun

Yep I saw that polar bear, wearing a skirt run through, ended up on his a***! "

A skirt? I spotted one in a pair of y fronts last night...I'll have to keep a eye on the fecker....hope he's not nicking my clothes ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about! ninja sami

That's me Voddy finks of all the lethal moves

Ooh, I know some good moves

I bet you do yer little tinker she could practice on you

Oh I'll be a guinea pig

Don't they squeal a lot! "

Oh feck yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you? "

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Windy and wet out here wish I was still in bed "

It's fecking white here

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Windy and wet out here wish I was still in bed

It's fecking white here"

you upset the tin of whitewash again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Windy and wet out here wish I was still in bed

It's fecking white hereyou upset the tin of whitewash again"

I've told you I don't have a fecking step.....contrary to popular belief on here

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Windy and wet out here wish I was still in bed

It's fecking white hereyou upset the tin of whitewash again

I've told you I don't have a fecking step.....contrary to popular belief on here "

no but the back yard needs whitewashing so quit mithering and get on and fecking do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Windy and wet out here wish I was still in bed

It's fecking white hereyou upset the tin of whitewash again

I've told you I don't have a fecking step.....contrary to popular belief on here no but the back yard needs whitewashing so quit mithering and get on and fecking do it"

Oi I'm on fecking light duties

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Windy and wet out here wish I was still in bed

It's fecking white hereyou upset the tin of whitewash again

I've told you I don't have a fecking step.....contrary to popular belief on here no but the back yard needs whitewashing so quit mithering and get on and fecking do it

Oi I'm on fecking light duties "

and so am i least you have 2 arms you can use ile tell you if you miss a bit

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Are the letters fecked on your keyboard

No, I was just having a covert look around to see who was about!

Might have to put you on the door....too many wild animals running through ffs

Gosh, ok...have you got a big net!

A big fecking polar bear gun

Yep I saw that polar bear, wearing a skirt run through, ended up on his a***!

A skirt? I spotted one in a pair of y fronts last night...I'll have to keep a eye on the fecker....hope he's not nicking my clothes ffs "

Yes, he wears a kilt, very sexy too!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc "

Hope you're ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope you're ok. "

Sat awaiting a ct scan....feck they send me dizzy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope you're ok.

Sat awaiting a ct scan....feck they send me dizzy "

Bless you lovely, at least they're getting it sorted. {{Hugs}}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc "

Hope it's nothing serious? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope you're ok.

Sat awaiting a ct scan....feck they send me dizzy

Bless you lovely, at least they're getting it sorted. {{Hugs}}"

Thanks sami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X"

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out "

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out "

Good news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you! "

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Good news"

Cheers mate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that "

I do know, sweetie. Xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xx"

thank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father"

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we? "

nicking Mistress's catchphrase shows we fecking care bout each other

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we? nicking Mistress's catchphrase shows we fecking care bout each other"

It certainly does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xx"

xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xx

xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father"

Thanks Voddy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone

P xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we? "

We are a bunch of old crocks aren't we

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening everyone

P xx "

Evening P. How are you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we?

We are a bunch of old crocks aren't we "

Yeah, the old crocks appreciation society!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we? nicking Mistress's catchphrase shows we fecking care bout each other"

Do ya know what _oddy ...your fecking damn right

Who the feck a would have thought a few months back that a disgruntled tv would have started a thread ...moaning about a shite dance show....would still be running?

I'll tell you what I think! It's because we have bonded so well....and genuinely do care about each other

Who'd have thought it on a sex site eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx "

Evening pretty how's you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we?

We are a bunch of old crocks aren't we

Yeah, the old crocks appreciation society! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you? "

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

"

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely "

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise "

It won't be as expensive as my visit through leeds was though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise "

he's right you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise he's right you know"

She

expensive mistress? Do explain

No speeding fines I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise he's right you know

She

expensive mistress? Do explain

No speeding fines I hope "

Similar. ..overshot a fecking white line on a traffic light by a few foot ffs

£85 and three hours in a fecking classroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise he's right you know

She

expensive mistress? Do explain

No speeding fines I hope

Similar. ..overshot a fecking white line on a traffic light by a few foot ffs

£85 and three hours in a fecking classroom "

*Stifles giggles*

Oops! I went through a red today just as it changed, accidentally of course. It was raining hard. My excuse. I'm waiting for a letter in the post now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise he's right you know

She

expensive mistress? Do explain

No speeding fines I hope

Similar. ..overshot a fecking white line on a traffic light by a few foot ffs

£85 and three hours in a fecking classroom

*Stifles giggles*

Oops! I went through a red today just as it changed, accidentally of course. It was raining hard. My excuse. I'm waiting for a letter in the post now "

Did it flash? And I don't mean the bloke in the raincoat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise he's right you know

She

expensive mistress? Do explain

No speeding fines I hope

Similar. ..overshot a fecking white line on a traffic light by a few foot ffs

£85 and three hours in a fecking classroom

*Stifles giggles*

Oops! I went through a red today just as it changed, accidentally of course. It was raining hard. My excuse. I'm waiting for a letter in the post now

Did it flash? And I don't mean the bloke in the raincoat "

It was tipping down. No idea. It was just changing and I thought I was going to make it. Bad driving on my part really as I should know better, god knows how many times I've ranted when others do it.

Btw I missed the bloke in a raincoat

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

"

Not nice!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

Ah feck that....leeds roads are my hell.

It can't be worse the there surely

Try it. Believe me, Leeds will suddenly look like paradise he's right you know

She

expensive mistress? Do explain

No speeding fines I hope

Similar. ..overshot a fecking white line on a traffic light by a few foot ffs

£85 and three hours in a fecking classroom

*Stifles giggles*

Oops! I went through a red today just as it changed, accidentally of course. It was raining hard. My excuse. I'm waiting for a letter in the post now

Did it flash? And I don't mean the bloke in the raincoat

It was tipping down. No idea. It was just changing and I thought I was going to make it. Bad driving on my part really as I should know better, god knows how many times I've ranted when others do it.

Btw I missed the bloke in a raincoat "

might have been a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right you lot ...I'll catch you all later.

Just had a invite for my tea off a nice young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right you lot ...I'll catch you all later.

Just had a invite for my tea off a nice young lady "

Liar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

"

I do it every day.nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

I do it every day.nightmare"

I avoid it if at all possible. I even took the long route home of the m62 then m6. Didn't fancy the highway to hell (m60)

Hi Dash btw

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we? nicking Mistress's catchphrase shows we fecking care bout each other

Do ya know what _oddy ...your fecking damn right

Who the feck a would have thought a few months back that a disgruntled tv would have started a thread ...moaning about a shite dance show....would still be running?

I'll tell you what I think! It's because we have bonded so well....and genuinely do care about each other

Who'd have thought it on a sex site eh "

Group {{hug}}

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you lot ...I'll catch you all later.

Just had a invite for my tea off a nice young lady "

Enjoy

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Do you lot know what oven bottoms are?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Do you lot know what oven bottoms are? "

Is it oven bottom muffins?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Do you lot know what oven bottoms are?

Is it oven bottom muffins? "

Yes the very ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out "

That is bloody brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right you lot ...I'll catch you all later.

Just had a invite for my tea off a nice young lady

Liar!!!"

Jealous t**t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

Ah, that's excellent news. We've all been worried about you!

That's sami...you know I appreciate that

I do know, sweetie. Xxthank fuck for that I've been pacing up n down like an expected father

Me too Voddy, we're a right lot, with all our ailments, aren't we? nicking Mistress's catchphrase shows we fecking care bout each other

Do ya know what _oddy ...your fecking damn right

Who the feck a would have thought a few months back that a disgruntled tv would have started a thread ...moaning about a shite dance show....would still be running?

I'll tell you what I think! It's because we have bonded so well....and genuinely do care about each other

Who'd have thought it on a sex site eh

Group {{hug}} "

{{{Hugs}}}

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

P xx

Evening P. How are you?

I'm good! Calmed down after driving through rush hour traffic in Manchester aka Hell!

I do it every day.nightmare

I avoid it if at all possible. I even took the long route home of the m62 then m6. Didn't fancy the highway to hell (m60)

Hi Dash btw "

My local ones the A66...fecking nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right you lot ...I'll catch you all later.

Just had a invite for my tea off a nice young lady

Enjoy "

I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you lot know what oven bottoms are?

Is it oven bottom muffins?

Yes the very ones "

Why do you ask that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant "

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you lot ...I'll catch you all later.

Just had a invite for my tea off a nice young lady

Enjoy

I did "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going? "

Yes, what's happening eenie?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

Yes, what's happening eenie?"

Eenie canea go shes part of our gang now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I still need a answer on oven bottoms....might have to nip into that lounge thread to get a fecking answer

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Traditional or conventional ovens basically have top and bottom elements. The bottom element heats to the selected temperature and the top element is used for grilling. In a conventional electric oven, the thermostat controls the heat in the middle of the oven so it is always slightly hotter in the middle.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Traditional or conventional ovens basically have top and bottom elements. The bottom element heats to the selected temperature and the top element is used for grilling. In a conventional electric oven, the thermostat controls the heat in the middle of the oven so it is always slightly hotter in the middle."

But what the fecks all that got to do with muffin the mule

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot."

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Traditional or conventional ovens basically have top and bottom elements. The bottom element heats to the selected temperature and the top element is used for grilling. In a conventional electric oven, the thermostat controls the heat in the middle of the oven so it is always slightly hotter in the middle.

But what the fecks all that got to do with muffin the mule "

Something to do with muff diving?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven "

Voddy must have a big one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Traditional or conventional ovens basically have top and bottom elements. The bottom element heats to the selected temperature and the top element is used for grilling. In a conventional electric oven, the thermostat controls the heat in the middle of the oven so it is always slightly hotter in the middle.

But what the fecks all that got to do with muffin the mule

Something to do with muff diving? "

Not much room to do that in the fecking bottom of the oven

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one "

oi watch it young lady or else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one "

What about her top drawer?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one

What about her top drawer? "

keep me knickers there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one

What about her top drawer? keep me knickers there"

Feck I've got to hide mine

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Traditional or conventional ovens basically have top and bottom elements. The bottom element heats to the selected temperature and the top element is used for grilling. In a conventional electric oven, the thermostat controls the heat in the middle of the oven so it is always slightly hotter in the middle.

But what the fecks all that got to do with muffin the mule

Something to do with muff diving?

Not much room to do that in the fecking bottom of the oven "

No you'd provide get a burnt bottom too!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one oi watch it young lady or else"

I meant kitchen, for your big oven!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Traditional or conventional ovens basically have top and bottom elements. The bottom element heats to the selected temperature and the top element is used for grilling. In a conventional electric oven, the thermostat controls the heat in the middle of the oven so it is always slightly hotter in the middle.

But what the fecks all that got to do with muffin the mule

Something to do with muff diving?

Not much room to do that in the fecking bottom of the oven

No you'd probably get a burnt bottom too! "

FIFY

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one oi watch it young lady or else

I meant kitchen, for your big oven! "

puts the itching powder away good comeback sami x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one

What about her top drawer? keep me knickers there"

Speaking of knickers, I saw an advert for some peachy coloured, tena pants last night, I might treat myself to some

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Traditional or conventional ovens basically have top and bottom elements. The bottom element heats to the selected temperature and the top element is used for grilling. In a conventional electric oven, the thermostat controls the heat in the middle of the oven so it is always slightly hotter in the middle.

But what the fecks all that got to do with muffin the mule

Something to do with muff diving?

Not much room to do that in the fecking bottom of the oven

No you'd probably get a burnt bottom too!

FIFY "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one oi watch it young lady or else

I meant kitchen, for your big oven! puts the itching powder away good comeback sami x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one oi watch it young lady or else

I meant kitchen, for your big oven! puts the bitching powder away good comeback sami x"

FIFY Too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one

What about her top drawer? keep me knickers there

Speaking of knickers, I saw an advert for some peachy coloured, tena pants last night, I might treat myself to some "

Are they in the poundshops yet?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one oi watch it young lady or else

I meant kitchen, for your big oven! puts the bitching powder away good comeback sami x

FIFY Too "

Haha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one

What about her top drawer? keep me knickers there

Speaking of knickers, I saw an advert for some peachy coloured, tena pants last night, I might treat myself to some

Are they in the poundshops yet? "

I'm going to look tomorrow, I think they'll be expensive, but I can dry them on the radiator and wear them again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one

What about her top drawer? keep me knickers there

Speaking of knickers, I saw an advert for some peachy coloured, tena pants last night, I might treat myself to some

Are they in the poundshops yet?

I'm going to look tomorrow, I think they'll be expensive, but I can dry them on the radiator and wear them again "

Feck me my eyes are watering already

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one

What about her top drawer? keep me knickers there

Speaking of knickers, I saw an advert for some peachy coloured, tena pants last night, I might treat myself to some

Are they in the poundshops yet?

I'm going to look tomorrow, I think they'll be expensive, but I can dry them on the radiator and wear them again

Feck me my eyes are watering already "

Oh no...not the eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going? "

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Most people use the drawer under their oven to store baking sheets or pans. But the space is actually a warming drawer where you can keep food hot.

My oven doesn't have one...got to store it all in the fecking oven

Voddy must have a big one

What about her top drawer? keep me knickers there

Speaking of knickers, I saw an advert for some peachy coloured, tena pants last night, I might treat myself to some

Are they in the poundshops yet?

I'm going to look tomorrow, I think they'll be expensive, but I can dry them on the radiator and wear them again

Feck me my eyes are watering already

Oh no...not the eyes!"

Don't worry I can live with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be "

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh "

sami you got any napoleon ice cream

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh "

You tell her mistress!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh sami you got any napoleon ice cream"

No I ate it all, but I am expecting a delivery from Italy next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh "

I've been good as gold tonight... In the company of my Nan and then my parents (who, it must be said, are the bestest! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh sami you got any napoleon ice cream"

Don't be fecking blaming me if it's gone missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh sami you got any napoleon ice cream

No I ate it all, but I am expecting a delivery from Italy next week "

France ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh

I've been good as gold tonight... In the company of my Nan and then my parents (who, it must be said, are the bestest! ) "

i used to like them gold bars must look for em again

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh sami you got any napoleon ice cream

No I ate it all, but I am expecting a delivery from Italy next week

France ffs "

italy ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh

I've been good as gold tonight... In the company of my Nan and then my parents (who, it must be said, are the bestest! ) "

That's great eenie. ..keep up the positivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh

I've been good as gold tonight... In the company of my Nan and then my parents (who, it must be said, are the bestest! ) i used to like them gold bars must look for em again"

If they're real gold they're mine

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh

I've been good as gold tonight... In the company of my Nan and then my parents (who, it must be said, are the bestest! ) "

Aw, lucky you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh sami you got any napoleon ice cream

No I ate it all, but I am expecting a delivery from Italy next week

France ffs "

No.....ITALY........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh

I've been good as gold tonight... In the company of my Nan and then my parents (who, it must be said, are the bestest! )

Aw, lucky you "

I know They're currently taking the piss out of me for my upcoming "0" birthday (30 OBVIOUSLY ) and I take the piss out of them... Your grown up relationship with your parents should be treasured while you still can.. I certainly do mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh sami you got any napoleon ice cream

No I ate it all, but I am expecting a delivery from Italy next week

France ffs

No.....ITALY........

"

I think you really mean England

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all... Just heading to bed actually

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening eenie. ..how the feck are ye?

Morning, I'm alright thanks and you?

Not too good atm...awaiting a call off doc

Hope it's nothing serious? X

No just got out and all the serious issues have been ruled out

That is bloody brilliant

Cheers eenie

And what's all this talk of you going?

I'm on the verge but enough about me... Are you celebrating tonight?? You should be

I've had a tub of haagen dazs vanilla...it doesn't get much better then that

Now let's stop this bloody talk of leaving eh

I've been good as gold tonight... In the company of my Nan and then my parents (who, it must be said, are the bestest! )

Aw, lucky you

I know They're currently taking the piss out of me for my upcoming "0" birthday (30 OBVIOUSLY ) and I take the piss out of them... Your grown up relationship with your parents should be treasured while you still can.. I certainly do mine "

I know. Lost my mum couple of years ago and she was hilarious

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