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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Something. I've got 5 minutes of spare and I have had a cunt of a week.

Amuse me, please.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Your new profile pic isn’t as good as the old one

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Your new profile pic isn’t as good as the old one

0 fucks given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went Airsoft on Sunday and got shot on the nipple. Twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem to have become invisible

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I went Airsoft on Sunday and got shot on the nipple. Twice."

Sounds arousing. My Sunday was wank.

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Did you know the grand old Duke of York had 10,000 men?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You seem to have become invisible

I know. An avatar to match my soul.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Did you know the grand old Duke of York had 10,000 men?"

Fucking useless every one of them

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Did anyone set up a just giving page for the folk on here who really need to get a room yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went Airsoft on Sunday and got shot on the nipple. Twice.

Sounds arousing. My Sunday was wank. "

It was not arousing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spring is on the way

The daffodils and crocuses will be out soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont eat fermented lizards

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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And where are they...you know?

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dont eat fermented lizards"

Or yellow snow

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I went Airsoft on Sunday and got shot on the nipple. Twice.

Sounds arousing. My Sunday was wank.

It was not arousing."

I probably wouldn't feel it. Numb

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Spring is on the way

The daffodils and crocuses will be out soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are actually stupid enough to believe the earth is flat

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

What happened when concord met a virgin train

It eased its self in nose first, just to see if it could use full thrust

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Dont eat fermented lizards"

Hadn't planned on it

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Some people are actually stupid enough to believe the earth is flat

Some fuckers will believe anything they read. Have you seen some of the profiles on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and I now have a beard.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person. "

Cake and babies.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh, and I now have a beard. "

Me too, an anal beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m having my hair chopped off tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

#thingsthatmakeyougohmm

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Did anyone set up a just giving page for the folk on here who really need to get a room yet?

Well - to be fair that’s usually you miss flirtation queen!

Sorry you’re out of sorts - hope you’re back on track soon!

Hugs!

(Oh - and my news is that I had bloody mind blowing sex on Saturday night and I’m still knackered! - early night in order tonight!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m having my hair chopped off tomorrow

I look forward photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went Airsoft on Sunday and got shot on the nipple. Twice.

Sounds arousing. My Sunday was wank.

It was not arousing.

I probably wouldn't feel it. Numb "

Love you Honeybee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person.

Cake and babies.

I never imagined it was possible for a kid to get covered in so much dessert.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

#thingsthatmakeyougohmm "

I don't use anything. Bareback all the way.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Tug of war used to be an Olympic event. I learnt this fact the day I tried my favourite corset on for the first time in ages. I reckon after the heaving I did they could bring it back and I'd qualify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and I now have a beard.

Me too, an anal beard"

Can you style it yet?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person. "

Awwww! Babies!

- but what’s a cake smash?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Did anyone set up a just giving page for the folk on here who really need to get a room yet?

Well - to be fair that’s usually you miss flirtation queen!

Sorry you’re out of sorts - hope you’re back on track soon!

Hugs!

(Oh - and my news is that I had bloody mind blowing sex on Saturday night and I’m still knackered! - early night in order tonight!

) "

I'm in flirty rehab, I find myself cringing now. Who knew

I'm ok, others not so.

Also...jealous of the body breaking sex.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I went Airsoft on Sunday and got shot on the nipple. Twice.

Sounds arousing. My Sunday was wank.

It was not arousing.

I probably wouldn't feel it. Numb

Love you Honeybee"

You too.xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tug of war used to be an Olympic event. I learnt this fact the day I tried my favourite corset on for the first time in ages. I reckon after the heaving I did they could bring it back and I'd qualify. "

I'll tug you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh, and I now have a beard.

Me too, an anal beard

Can you style it yet?"

Braids with beads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person.

Awwww! Babies!

- but what’s a cake smash?

Basically, it involves sitting the kids in front of a massive cupcake, and letting them go at it with manic gusto. Face planting, smearing it everywhere with hands, essentially wearing most of the cake rather tham eating it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seem to have become invisible

I know. An avatar to match my soul."

Maybe your arsoul...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and I now have a beard.

Me too, an anal beard

Can you style it yet?

Braids with beads"

Sparkly?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You seem to have become invisible

I know. An avatar to match my soul.

Maybe your arsoul...

You turn me on so much when you talk like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person.

Cake and babies.

You can only eat one of these, legally..

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Did anyone set up a just giving page for the folk on here who really need to get a room yet?

Well - to be fair that’s usually you miss flirtation queen!

Sorry you’re out of sorts - hope you’re back on track soon!

Hugs!

(Oh - and my news is that I had bloody mind blowing sex on Saturday night and I’m still knackered! - early night in order tonight!

)

I'm in flirty rehab, I find myself cringing now. Who knew

I'm ok, others not so.

Also...jealous of the body breaking sex."

Well - still sorry to hear things are not what they should be for you and others!

Re body breaking sex! He’s on my veris - he’s a fantastic shag and a great guy - sometimes mind blowing sex with a nice guy is exactly what we need! #justsaying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seem to have become invisible

I know. An avatar to match my soul.

Maybe your arsoul...

You turn me on so much when you talk like that "

It's inevitable that I will do something to ruin that...

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

You're just a figment of my imagination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something. I've got 5 minutes of spare and I have had a cunt of a week.

Amuse me, please. "

As the end of the day the sun goes down

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks

"Something. I've got 5 minutes of spare and I have had a cunt of a week.

Amuse me, please. "

One day men will sit 'round a camp fire and sing songs about you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something. I've got 5 minutes of spare and I have had a cunt of a week.

Amuse me, please. "
I like kpop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs for your cunty week Honey x

Why was it a cunt?

My weekend was cunty - I had no water in my bathroom from Friday till today

That was cunty!

And I've decided to work more hours to earn all the money so I can run the fuck away from this cunty place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

re cuntday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hugs for your cunty week Honey x

Why was it a cunt?

My weekend was cunty - I had no water in my bathroom from Friday till today

That was cunty!

And I've decided to work more hours to earn all the money so I can run the fuck away from this cunty place

No cunting water?

Supplier cunts fault?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a hair in my nose that’s so long, every time I sneeze I whip myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft, bloody attention seeker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an adult cake smash? Sounds awesome!

If you need amusement, check out adsandgeekys poop knife story...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hugs for your cunty week Honey x

Why was it a cunt?

My weekend was cunty - I had no water in my bathroom from Friday till today

That was cunty!

And I've decided to work more hours to earn all the money so I can run the fuck away from this cunty place

You are fucking ace.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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re cuntday. "

All the cunting.

I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pfft, bloody attention seeker!

Also, a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an adult cake smash? Sounds awesome!

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very painful ear infection.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have a very painful ear infection. "

Oh ouch. They are cunts.

Hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a very painful ear infection.

Oh ouch. They are cunts.

Hugs"

Thanks. I can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

re cuntday.

All the cunting.

I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala"

You’ve done amazing in the face of the cunt.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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re cuntday.

All the cunting.

I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala

You’ve done amazing in the face of the cunt. "

I'm starting to feel a bit J0hnny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm. Last night.... I got up to use the bathroom, fell down the stairs, woke up Marc and my dogs, went back to bed where there was a strong draft coming from the window, and woke up this morning with bruises and pain in my back along with a sore throat from the drafty window.

I'd say I owned that night. Bring on tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft, bloody attention seeker!

Also, a cunt."

Don't think you meant to use a comma? Might be wrong, but I think it alters who you think the cunt is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

re cuntday.

All the cunting.

I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala

You’ve done amazing in the face of the cunt.

I'm starting to feel a bit J0hnny

Don’t repress. You gotta feel and do what you gotta feel and do. Unleash cunt.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

I have size ten feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on, get yourself booked up for FFFF. That'll give you something to look forward to for the rest of this cold miserable Jan. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something. I've got 5 minutes of spare and I have had a cunt of a week.

Amuse me, please. "

A new day starts every time the sun comes up, greet the sun with a positive attitude, and make next week better than last.

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I used stand up sunbed for first time. Took me the 6 mins of tanning to realise I was only in changing room and the door 2 my left was the booth. In my little eye protection. What a cunt

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

you want something funny? got ready for a meet yesterday and attempted multitasking. so I sat on the loo cream ready in one hand deciding I needed to wipe before proceeding- but because of the cream I needed to use the wrong hand. I pulled a muscle and couldn't move for about 5 min as in agony feeling myself getting dizzy whilst chucking as I imagined how I would explain the situation in a&e

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Hahaaaaaaaa get well soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something. I've got 5 minutes of spare and I have had a cunt of a week.

Amuse me, please. "
I've got one minute of spare and all out of advice

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over a year ago

"Some people are actually stupid enough to believe the earth is flat

You mean its not? No wonder I've been going round in circles

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over a year ago

re cuntday.

All the cunting.

I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala"

If you want cunty songs honey try Kevin Bloody Wison...he's done loads...my personal favourite is:

I've had a right old cunt of a day

Guaranteed to make you smile

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