FabSwingers.com forum: Well I can't believe it!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That nobody one wants to get down n dirty with me.

I'll get my coat then and hang my fab spurs. I may as well hang up my paddles, crops and over stuff too.

It's a sad day when you realise no one really cares.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Maybe your looking for wrong type of girl lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe your looking for wrong type of girl lol "

Never thought of that

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Sometimes it's just time to move on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes it's just time to move on."

Move where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg your ink is sexy as hell!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop whingeing and get your kit off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg your ink is sexy as hell!!! Xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop whingeing and get your kit off

Ftfy

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Oo I think you’ve pulled. Coats everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop whingeing and get your kit off

Where's you want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be patient and it’ll happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your paddles please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be patient and it’ll happen.

I thought you weren't allowed to be called a patient anymore it had to be client or customer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Patience

Guns n Roses 1988 I think excellent song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx"

What you gonna do with em eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop fuckin whinging man and grow a set,just do what i do and......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx

What you gonna do with em eh

Find someone to use them on me hard xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop fuckin whinging man and grow a set,just do what i do and......go home and sob"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop fuckin whinging man and grow a set,just do what i do and......go home and sob

Become celibate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx

What you gonna do with em eh

Find someone to use them on me hard xx"

You need a damn good thrashing when you're well enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop fuckin whinging man and grow a set,just do what i do and......go home and sob

Become celibate"

Oh that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx

What you gonna do with em eh

Find someone to use them on me hard xx

You need a damn good thrashing when you're well enough

Best hope you get your birthday off then xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx

What you gonna do with em eh

Find someone to use them on me hard xx

You need a damn good thrashing when you're well enough

Best hope you get your birthday off then xx"

Whahey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean my faf messages got missed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx

What you gonna do with em eh

Find someone to use them on me hard xx

You need a damn good thrashing when you're well enough

Best hope you get your birthday off then xx

Whahey

And I want it hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it up buttercup. Some days just don’t work out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suck it up buttercup. Some days just don’t work out

You can put that bloody thing away as well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx

What you gonna do with em eh

Find someone to use them on me hard xx

You need a damn good thrashing when you're well enough

Best hope you get your birthday off then xx

Whahey

And I want it hard

xx"

I don't do soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx

What you gonna do with em eh

Find someone to use them on me hard xx

You need a damn good thrashing when you're well enough

Best hope you get your birthday off then xx

Whahey

And I want it hard

I don't do soft

Excellent xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have your paddles please xx

What you gonna do with em eh

Find someone to use them on me hard xx

You need a damn good thrashing when you're well enough

Best hope you get your birthday off then xx

Whahey

And I want it hard

I don't do soft

Excellent xx"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww buddy sending a manly arm.on the shoulder lol welcome to.my world lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww buddy sending a manly arm.on the shoulder lol welcome to.my world lol "

Is your world desolate and barren too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww buddy sending a manly arm.on the shoulder lol welcome to.my world lol

Is your world desolate and barren too

I don't know about barren but we were battered with hailstones on our walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww buddy sending a manly arm.on the shoulder lol welcome to.my world lol

Is your world desolate and barren too

I don't know about barren but we were battered with hailstones on our walk

I was in the car for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww buddy sending a manly arm.on the shoulder lol welcome to.my world lol

Is your world desolate and barren too

I don't know about barren but we were battered with hailstones on our walk

I was in the car for that

We.were on top.of our hill ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww buddy sending a manly arm.on the shoulder lol welcome to.my world lol

Is your world desolate and barren too

I don't know about barren but we were battered with hailstones on our walk

I was in the car for that

We.were on top.of our hill ha ha

So you got covered in the white stuff then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those tattoos and malteasers would only take you so far young man....Ads won’t mind me saying...I still would

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, if I liked men's winkies, you know I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww buddy sending a manly arm.on the shoulder lol welcome to.my world lol

Is your world desolate and barren too

I don't know about barren but we were battered with hailstones on our walk

I was in the car for that

We.were on top.of our hill ha ha

So you got covered in the white stuff then

Ha ha we were pebble dashed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That nobody one wants to get down n dirty with me.

I'll get my coat then and hang my fab spurs. I may as well hang up my paddles, crops and over stuff too.

It's a sad day when you realise no one really cares."

Can't believe all the whinging and whining

its not insta-shag you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That nobody one wants to get down n dirty with me.

I'll get my coat then and hang my fab spurs. I may as well hang up my paddles, crops and over stuff too.

It's a sad day when you realise no one really cares.

Can't believe all the whinging and whining

its not insta-shag you know

Bugger isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That nobody one wants to get down n dirty with me.

I'll get my coat then and hang my fab spurs. I may as well hang up my paddles, crops and over stuff too.

It's a sad day when you realise no one really cares.

Can't believe all the whinging and whining

its not insta-shag you know

Bugger isn't it

I'm happy, i have my toys and i don't have to impress them hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That nobody one wants to get down n dirty with me.

I'll get my coat then and hang my fab spurs. I may as well hang up my paddles, crops and over stuff too.

It's a sad day when you realise no one really cares.

Can't believe all the whinging and whining

its not insta-shag you know

Bugger isn't it

I'm happy, i have my toys and i don't have to impress them hahaha

You don't have to impress me either x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That nobody one wants to get down n dirty with me.

I'll get my coat then and hang my fab spurs. I may as well hang up my paddles, crops and over stuff too.

It's a sad day when you realise no one really cares.

Can't believe all the whinging and whining

its not insta-shag you know

Bugger isn't it

I'm happy, i have my toys and i don't have to impress them hahaha

You don't have to impress me either x

Ah but i don't want to get down and dirty with you

just because I have a pussy doesn't mean i have to shag everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have met like 20 people off here and your moaning like a bitch man up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That nobody one wants to get down n dirty with me.

I'll get my coat then and hang my fab spurs. I may as well hang up my paddles, crops and over stuff too.

It's a sad day when you realise no one really cares.

Can't believe all the whinging and whining

its not insta-shag you know

Bugger isn't it

I'm happy, i have my toys and i don't have to impress them hahaha

You don't have to impress me either x

Ah but i don't want to get down and dirty with you

just because I have a pussy doesn't mean i have to shag everyone

That's not nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have met like 20 people off here and your moaning like a bitch man up"

I ain't whinging having a wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have met like 20 people off here and your moaning like a bitch man up

I ain't whinging having a wind up

Hey, 20 veris and mine's gone!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have wine and sweets, what's not to like??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fuck you

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By *igj25Man
over a year ago

"I'd fuck you

And I'd like to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have wine and sweets, what's not to like??"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd fuck you

You already know my answer Faf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck you

You already know my answer Faf x

Yeah I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck you

And I'd like to fuck you

Sorry I'm busy fucking PP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd fuck you

You already know my answer Faf x

Yeah I do

Best ftfy then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck you

You already know my answer Faf x

Yeah I do

Best ftfy then

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you feeling any happier today petal? Still got the raging horn?

Would you like me to stroke you all better? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah no bugger cares on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you feeling any happier today petal? Still got the raging horn?

Would you like me to stroke you all better? x"

You can stroke it anytime x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nah no bugger cares on here "

Ya not wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behave yourself your horny bugger

Shouldn't you be resting?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe your looking for wrong type of girl lol

Never thought of that

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any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Behave yourself your horny bugger

Shouldn't you be resting?

Peach x"

Fed n watered and ready to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you feeling any happier today petal? Still got the raging horn?

Would you like me to stroke you all better? x"
don't know about him but I'm available

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you feeling any happier today petal? Still got the raging horn?

Would you like me to stroke you all better? xdon't know about him but I'm available

There's queue starts at the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move to Wales. You'll not have to write a post like this then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move to Wales. You'll not have to write a post like this then

Promise x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move to Wales. You'll not have to write a post like this then

Promise x

Pinky promise x

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Will save you £5 go buy a pint instead. Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you feeling any happier today petal? Still got the raging horn?

Would you like me to stroke you all better? xdon't know about him but I'm available

There's queue starts at the back

"
I am European we don't queue ha

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

He's still on... if your going to go then go... stop the , oh please don't go shit please look at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's still on... if your going to go then go... stop the , oh please don't go shit please look at me! "

The OP has been on here for years. It's a tongue in cheek thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you feeling any happier today petal? Still got the raging horn?

Would you like me to stroke you all better? xdon't know about him but I'm available

There's queue starts at the back

I am European we don't queue ha

You do now

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