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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they."

Did you enjoy it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gift from the gods

Shame they’re so full of saturated fats

I think one eclair is around 70% of the RDA

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Did you enjoy it ? "

I did. There are 4 more tempting me!

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"A gift from the gods

Shame they’re so full of saturated fats

I think one eclair is around 70% of the RDA

I am a bad boy and I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a coffee and slice of Christmas cake ,was lovey

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just like a banana never look someone in the eye when biting into one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just like a banana never look someone in the eye when biting into one.

Or hotdog

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I've not had one for yonks,love em!

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just like a banana never look someone in the eye when biting into one.

Or hotdog

That's more to do with onions and mustard hanging out of your nose though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just like a banana never look someone in the eye when biting into one.

Or hotdog

That's more to do with onions and mustard hanging out of your nose though

Juices running off chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Did you enjoy it ?

I did. There are 4 more tempting me!"

An eclair orgy. Take them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I destroyed a Black Forest flavour one earlier.

So tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm obsessed with choux pastry.

Never try the custard filled chocolate topped choux buns from M+S ..... ever!

I'm trying to be good - but they're better than (some) sex

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Did you enjoy it ?

I did. There are 4 more tempting me!

An eclair orgy. Take them all "

Theres 2 left now. Some other gits I mean colleagues have had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a vanilla slice

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Just like a banana never look someone in the eye when biting into one.

Or hotdog

That's more to do with onions and mustard hanging out of your nose though

Juices running off chin

Ooo matron!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"I'm obsessed with choux pastry.

Never try the custard filled chocolate topped choux buns from M+S ..... ever!

I'm trying to be good - but they're better than (some) sex

Custard + chocolate + pastry!!!

Omg racing to M+S now

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I prefer a vanilla slice

They are ace but not availble to me at this moment unlike the dirty sleazy eclairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they."

My friend got me some from Harrods and some Xmas macaroons they were truly orgasmic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything as long as its covered in fresh cream !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a vanilla slice

They are ace but not availble to me at this moment unlike the dirty sleazy eclairs."

So you admit to being a bun shut then.

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I prefer a vanilla slice

They are ace but not availble to me at this moment unlike the dirty sleazy eclairs.

So you admit to being a bun shut then.

Guilty

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"anything as long as its covered in fresh cream !!"

Genius..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they."

Where's mine?

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"anything as long as its covered in fresh cream !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Where's mine? "

In greggs

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Where's mine? "

It was yours I ate first

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Where's mine?

In greggs

Dammit. You win lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Where's mine?

It was yours I ate first

Barsteward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell! I had a ham salad, two ryvita with low fat cheese and a peri peri mug shot....i’d lose a limb right now for a big fat Chocky eclairs

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Bloody hell! I had a ham salad, two ryvita with low fat cheese and a peri peri mug shot....i’d lose a limb right now for a big fat Chocky eclairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Where's mine?

In greggs

Dammit. You win lol"

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...

What do u call your elephants foot..

That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing...

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...

What do u call your elephants foot..

That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... "

Hory sheet!

Where do i get one of those bad boys?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...

What do u call your elephants foot..

That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... "
mmmmm bring to mamma...

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

A good cake shop should have them...

Not sure about Valerie patisserie

Be warned éclairs are for kids after an elephants foot...

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...

What do u call your elephants foot..

That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... mmmmm bring to mamma...

Wish I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been to greggs they've sold out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its no good, i'm off to buy a big box of krispy kream donuts

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"A good cake shop should have them...

Not sure about Valerie patisserie

Be warned éclairs are for kids after an elephants foot... "

Bring it on lol

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just been to greggs they've sold out

Haha unlucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been to greggs they've sold out

Haha unlucky"

That's not nice

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...

What do u call your elephants foot..

That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... mmmmm bring to mamma...

Wish I could"

It's not far....

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just been to greggs they've sold out

Haha unlucky

That's not nice

My eclair was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything as long as its covered in fresh cream !!

Genius.. "

Even a penis

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Choux pastry is just a Yorkshire pudding with attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had 2 Today!

They were "reduced". I assume that reduces the calories too!

And I ate them the same way you are imagining! (Greedy mare, I know!)

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I have had 2 Today!

They were "reduced". I assume that reduces the calories too!

And I ate them the same way you are imagining! (Greedy mare, I know!)

So you deep throated them then haha.

In fairness so did I!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Choux pastry is just a Yorkshire pudding with attitude"

Or a French take on a Yorkshire pud

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Choux pastry is just a Yorkshire pudding with attitude"

Oooh Yorkshire puds with jam and cream, now your talking

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"I have had 2 Today!

They were "reduced". I assume that reduces the calories too!

And I ate them the same way you are imagining! (Greedy mare, I know!)

Oh the fun to be had with an éclair and those pearls of yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I didn't read this thread before I went shopping.

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm so glad I didn't read this thread before I went shopping."

When are you next going shopping? I will try and get one of those elephant thingies mentioned above in readiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going shopping later.

(P)

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm going shopping later.

(P)

Enjoy your eclairs then

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

M&S extremely chocolaty eclairs are seriously good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going shopping later.

(P)

Enjoy your eclairs then

Bad influence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been to greggs they've sold out

Haha unlucky

That's not nice

My eclair was

Well I've got a Belgian cream slice now

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm going shopping later.

(P)

Enjoy your eclairs then

Bad influence

I try

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Just been to greggs they've sold out

Haha unlucky

That's not nice

My eclair was

Well I've got a Belgian cream slice now

Ooo fancy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been to greggs they've sold out

Haha unlucky

That's not nice

My eclair was

Well I've got a Belgian cream slice now

Ooo fancy!"

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amongst posh people who shop at Booths, the elephant's foot is known as a coffee Renoir.

We know it as an elephant's foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fooled by our local bakery once bought a chocolate eclair..got it home..bit into it and it was filled with chocolate...not cream.

How dairy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything as long as its covered in fresh cream !!

Genius..

Even a penis "

naughty but nice, a moment on the lips & a lifetime between the hips

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"M&S extremely chocolaty eclairs are seriously good!! "

You can almost hear it being advertised......

"This is not just any chocolate éclair, this is a M&S extremely chocolaty éclair"

above must be read in that M&S sultry advert voice...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Jumbo sausage anyone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumbo sausage anyone?! "

With chips & beans or in a sandwich?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Jumbo sausage anyone?!

With chips & beans or in a sandwich?"

Battered and on its own no nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumbo sausage anyone?!

With chips & beans or in a sandwich?

Battered and on its own no nom nom"

Battered

Slips quietly out of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't read this thread when I'm a 2 minute walk from a Greggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because of this thread we both went out last night and got chocolate eclairs

Ate them and still have two left for tonight

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

I'm eating one now made me giggle as i saw this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because of this thread we both went out last night and got chocolate eclairs

Ate them and still have two left for tonight

You have great willpower.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Jumbo sausage anyone?!

With chips & beans or in a sandwich?

Battered and on its own no nom nom

Battered

Slips quietly out of the thread

Oh I love a well battered jumbo one

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I hope it had real cream and not that synthetic rubbish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumbo sausage anyone?!

With chips & beans or in a sandwich?

Battered and on its own no nom nom

Battered

Slips quietly out of the thread

Oh I love a well battered jumbo one

It's just to easy to ask if that's with gravy...oh bugger lol

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I shouldn't read this thread when I'm a 2 minute walk from a Greggs."

Get in there. You know you want too.

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Jumbo sausage anyone?!

With chips & beans or in a sandwich?

Battered and on its own no nom nom

Battered

Slips quietly out of the thread

Oh I love a well battered jumbo one

It's just to easy to ask if that's with gravy...oh bugger lol

Haha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Jumbo sausage anyone?!

With chips & beans or in a sandwich?

Battered and on its own no nom nom

Battered

Slips quietly out of the thread

Oh I love a well battered jumbo one

It's just to easy to ask if that's with gravy...oh bugger lol

Haha"

Is that baby gravy

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Theres 2 left now. Some other gits I mean colleagues have had one

Good news, your colleague has saved you from ingesting 250 - 300 KCal, 18g fat, 18g carbohydrates and 4g protein.

Lucifer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they."

Have you been to Evenwood farm on the Daresbury expressway? They do killer eclairs.

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Adore them x

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Or hotdog

That's more to do with onions and mustard hanging out of your nose though

Best Hot Dog in the World; the EDDY MERCKX The Cannibal Dogs: tripe chili, spicy mustard and coriander.

From The Cannibal Hell's Kitchen; 11th Avenue/West 45th Street, New York.

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Jumbo sausage anyone?!

With chips & beans or in a sandwich?

Battered and on its own no nom nom

Battered

Slips quietly out of the thread

Oh I love a well battered jumbo one

It's just to easy to ask if that's with gravy...oh bugger lol

Haha

Is that baby gravy

Dirty girl

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Theres 2 left now. Some other gits I mean colleagues have had one

Good news, your colleague has saved you from ingesting 250 - 300 KCal, 18g fat, 18g carbohydrates and 4g protein.

Lucifer"

The other 2 went so double your figures. Gutted

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Just demolished one.

Very Phalic aren't they.

Have you been to Evenwood farm on the Daresbury expressway? They do killer eclairs. "

Noted!

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Profiteroles,chocolate sauce and cream mmmm x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was the sweet by the same name given that name?

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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Why was the sweet by the same name given that name?"

Disgruntled employee I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want another one now

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

"I want another one now

Me too

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

What.....NO ONE YET HAD AN ELEPHANTS FOOT .......

some call it coffee crème.....

best ever had was cake shop in Ludlow....

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