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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondered if anyone able to teach a novice how to sail my own boat? Had it almost 2 years and still not been to sea. It could be fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been sailing since I was 7. What kind of boat do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rod Stewart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rod Stewart."

Just read his book what a twat

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Yes, but unfortunately too far away. Do a RYA course - Day skipper and then Yachtmaster. Good luck.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Rod Stewart."

I'll see your Rod and raise you an Awolnation

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgIqecROs5M

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Rod Stewart.

Just read his book what a twat"

think you're the bigger twat to have bought a boat you don't know how to sail?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Rod Stewart.

Just read his book what a twat

think you're the bigger twat to have bought a boat you don't know how to sail?"

He's probably lost at sea, he's not logged in for 3 weeks

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Rod Stewart.

Just read his book what a twat

think you're the bigger twat to have bought a boat you don't know how to sail?

He's probably lost at sea, he's not logged in for 3 weeks "

sleeping with the Fishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just point it away from land, press the throttle and away it goes......

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth


"I just point it away from land, press the throttle and away it goes......"

... and that's when you get into problems and the RNLI get called out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just point it away from land, press the throttle and away it goes......

... and that's when you get into problems and the RNLI get called out."

Chill your beans. I have been doing it over 30 years and carry radio and all the safety gear. I used to work SAR. I bet you're great fun at parties....

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Used to sail Lazers on my local lake. Not sure I could transfer those skills to the open sea.

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth


"I just point it away from land, press the throttle and away it goes......

... and that's when you get into problems and the RNLI get called out.

Chill your beans. I have been doing it over 30 years and carry radio and all the safety gear. I used to work SAR. I bet you're great fun at parties...."

Yeah, good fun at parties thanks and happy to share my chill pills with you. It was wasn't a comment about your experience, just your advice to a complete novice, which probably isn't the best from someone who has been in SAR and no doubt you have responded to those who have done that. Have known it happen too often, so just suggesting a complete novice gets a bit of knowledge first.

Love and peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just point it away from land, press the throttle and away it goes......

... and that's when you get into problems and the RNLI get called out."

wrap yourself in cotton wool instead, - better to be safe than .......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Rod Stewart.

Just read his book what a twat

think you're the bigger twat to have bought a boat you don't know how to sail?"

I can't breathe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Rod Stewart.

Just read his book what a twat

think you're the bigger twat to have bought a boat you don't know how to sail?"

Maybe he won it on Bullseye !!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

What kind of sailer you got. Are we talking a mirror or a 27ft??

Or is this a new kind of swinging term about ladies Labias

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just peddle like on a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rod Stewart.

Just read his book what a twat

think you're the bigger twat to have bought a boat you don't know how to sail? Maybe he won it on Bullseye !!"

iiiiiiiiiiiin one!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I went tacking up the River Ant in the 70's if that's any good

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