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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been on here a lil bit now not sure if I'm working this site out properly or not or is there just not a lot of single ladies that like to eat pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been on a week, give it time.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You've only been a member for a week and your profile is non existant.

Not sure what your expectations were

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No expectations just wasn't sure if I'd set it up right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And non existant ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And non existant ?"

Your profile says " I want a woman to come lick my pussy"

I'm not sure why they ain't beatin' your door down tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say couples outnumber single ladies about 5 to 1...then consider what proportion of those single ladies are actually bisexual AND are looking for those in your age range?

Your demograph may outnumber theirs by about 20 to 1 and that's being generous to you.

Now look at your profile. 15 words (don't count the legal bollocks as it's meaningless bullshit) backed by a picture of your Mrs backside, which nice as it is, won't give any idea of what she actually looks like, or yourself for that matter.

And you've only been on site a week. To be honest if you had anything more than zero interest I'd be truly amazed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been on here a lil bit now not sure if I'm working this site out properly or not or is there just not a lot of single ladies that like to eat pussy "

Your profile makes me go “urgh”

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tbh I'd look at ypur profile and think it's a single man's profile in disguise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been on here a lil bit now not sure if I'm working this site out properly or not or is there just not a lot of single ladies that like to eat pussy "

There are plenty but they don’t tend to come to you (well they might but they don’t us lol), you have to give these things time. Get some more pictures on your profile and have more wording. It’s lovely you know what you want but apart from licking your pussy (or the other way round) what does she get out of it? Will your partner be present? That kind of thing. (you really don’t need all that ‘warning’ crap either) and one last thing. ‘Where the bitches be at’. A lot of women don’t want to be referred to as bitches.

I’m sure you will find a lady soon just keep at it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Say couples outnumber single ladies about 5 to 1...then consider what proportion of those single ladies are actually bisexual AND are looking for those in your age range?

Your demograph may outnumber theirs by about 20 to 1 and that's being generous to you.

And you've only been on site a week. To be honest if you had anything more than zero interest I'd be truly amazed.

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This exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

Sorry, I've locked them all up in my man cave.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Tbh I'd look at ypur profile and think it's a single man's profile in disguise."

And this too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile sounds like a guy impersonating a couple.

I can guarantee no woman will message you with a profile like yours.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Say couples outnumber single ladies about 5 to 1...then consider what proportion of those single ladies are actually bisexual AND are looking for those in your age range?

Your demograph may outnumber theirs by about 20 to 1 and that's being generous to you.

And you've only been on site a week. To be honest if you had anything more than zero interest I'd be truly amazed.

Couples outnumber women by about four to one

your point still stands though.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

Sorry, I've locked them all up in my man cave. "

Lemme out! Lemme out!

Sick of cock now! I want pussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And non existant ?

Your profile says " I want a woman to come lick my pussy"

I'm not sure why they ain't beatin' your door down tbh"
I ain't sure myself don't do much for self confidence lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

Sorry, I've locked them all up in my man cave. "

Oh, good! Another thing I can blame on a single guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there not a way of proving are page is genuine?

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"And non existant ?

Your profile says " I want a woman to come lick my pussy"

I'm not sure why they ain't beatin' your door down tbh"

Mmm not even that polite. Wants a sexy bitch. Yeh I'll pass. Spunds like something a fella would ask for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

I'm on me way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know might sound direct but best way to be and if someone can tell me how to prove we genuine couple go ahead and tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

I'm on me way. "

Awsomesauce.

(Damn, OP. You might be on to something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can safely say there is some lovely females on here and in clubs,just be nice and patient.Everyone is different and if you get along and the attraction is there with the chemistry then it's a good possibility but don't push the issue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And non existant ?

Your profile says " I want a woman to come lick my pussy"

I'm not sure why they ain't beatin' your door down tbh

Mmm not even that polite. Wants a sexy bitch. Yeh I'll pass. Spunds like something a fella would ask for."

Yup

Sounds like a man talking

Or maybe I'm just a cynical bitch instead of a sexy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know might sound direct but best way to be and if someone can tell me how to prove we genuine couple go ahead and tell "

photo verification is the way to go, your profile comes across like a single guys...... which i’m sure it isn’t of course

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

"Is there not a way of proving are page is genuine?"

Yeah actually let the woman write the profile and any status you put up. The wording screams out that it's the man doing the wording. Even though this is a swingers site I find it hard to believe that a woman from a couple profile would write them kind of words. Change profile put pics on and put effort into it. Doubt you would even get a genuine couple to take interest in your profile let alone a single lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know might sound direct but best way to be and if someone can tell me how to prove we genuine couple go ahead and tell "

Get photo verified, takes very little time to do and will help x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

Sorry, I've locked them all up in my man cave.

Oh, good! Another thing I can blame on a single guy!

Might as well, everything gets thrown at us anyway

OP. You could try getting across a little bit of your personality. I'm sure you/your wife would just meet anyone. You'd want to know a little about them before you jumped into bed with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmm, they are photo verified, peeps.

It still doesn't help their profile much, if you ask me. There are bigger problems...both specific to their profile and systemic to fab. Just sayin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmm, they are photo verified, peeps.

It still doesn't help their profile much, if you ask me. There are bigger problems...both specific to their profile and systemic to fab. Just sayin.

So they are. Probably getting yourself down to a club might be best, that’s what we are doing this week following some sound advice, it might not lead to anything but it’s an experience and a social occasion.

Geeky x

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"I know might sound direct but best way to be and if someone can tell me how to prove we genuine couple go ahead and tell "

Yeh I doubt the direct calling women bitch will get you far, and that's just me being direct.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

Well it sounds totally different coming from you.

Call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking sexy bitch to lick your pussy? Is this a windup?

Sounds like a single guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

Well it sounds totally different coming from you.

Call me

That's two women in one thread! I should have tried this ages ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmm, they are photo verified, peeps.

It still doesn't help their profile much, if you ask me. There are bigger problems...both specific to their profile and systemic to fab. Just sayin.

He/she might have a Feminine face. That's all you have to show!

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Three years on here and it’s happened a handful of times, three to be precise! Think you need to adjust your expectations and probably visit a club. We found bi female play much more readily when we played with other couples in clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three years on here and it’s happened a handful of times, three to be precise! Think you need to adjust your expectations and probably visit a club. We found bi female play much more readily when we played with other couples in clubs."

This

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

Well it sounds totally different coming from you.

Call me

That's two women in one thread! I should have tried this ages ago!

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Your user name is also a problem. No single woman wants to be thought of as a "missing wheel" .

Long story short, there are about 5% women on here. Broadly speaking that means every woman is being chased by 19 couples / single men. So essentially, when you message a woman there are 18 other people who want to meet her.

Looking at your profile, have a think about whether you would choose to meet you if you had eighteen others to choose from....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't touch this profile with a barge pole!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Been on here a lil bit now not sure if I'm working this site out properly or not or is there just not a lot of single ladies that like to eat pussy

Your profile makes me go “urgh”

Exactly!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Tbh I'd look at ypur profile and think it's a single man's profile in disguise."

I did too.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Tbh I'd look at ypur profile and think it's a single man's profile in disguise."

Absolutely. No information about what you have to offer, nothing to tell me, as a bi female with an interest in the right couples, anything about your personalities. Not set in stone but an approach often taken by males looking for a quick shag.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Sorry, but this is the sort of profile that gets my spidey senses tingling for all the wrong reasons. For a start, if it's only about finding a woman to lick your pussy, why is it a couple's profile, where does the guy fit in? Would you expect him to watch/join in? And it's all about *you*

... bi women usually do love to lick pussy, but most would want to get something back too. Like all the other women who've responded so far, this reads to me like the kind of profile typically set up by a guy who's after wank fodder.

If you are genuine, I think a re=write would be in order ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh I'd look at ypur profile and think it's a single man's profile in disguise."

Not mine I hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't entertain this profile if I was looking for mff as the "third wheel" but I am not up for warning people of their profiles shortcomings anymore, I think we should all put wtf we like on our profiles/pics and let people have a better insight into who they are looking at and therefore probably making better suited choices in playmates. Even if this is not a 20something male with his cock in his hand, they speak like they are, that does nothing for me and I would rather know than not, saves alot if time n effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on here 4 weeks and to be fair there’s plenty of profiles that we’ve seen 6 months and over that have lest than them. Not wanting to takes sides but come on guys give them a break, innocent until proven guilty !!

Look, our advice is don’t give up. Bear in mind that 80 percent of Fab are actually time wasters or fakes using it as an hobby to expose people out of bitterness Lol, good luck to them shame they value time so little.

The other 20 percent are Genuine and you will catch their eye, just keep putting yourself out there like your obviously doing, Good luck and don’t ever let anyone tell you how to get your rocks off, your profile, your words, your pics and now this is your time, Get Yours !!

Feel free to message us anytime

We fully support Newbies taking that first step xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most couples have well thought out profiles. I would consider comparing OP. Maybe you will draw more ladies. Messages are a tiny thing. Profiles are nearly everything to the ladies. Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. I want a sexy bitch to eat my pussy, too. Where they all at?

Well it sounds totally different coming from you.

Call me

That's two women in one thread! I should have tried this ages ago!

Oh yeah, that sounds like a fun threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus what does the single lady get out of this? It's about mutual pleasure. I'm doubtful that many will be willing just to service your needs. Single females are the most sought after and in the highest demand on here. You need a lure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't entertain this profile if I was looking for mff as the "third wheel" but I am not up for warning people of their profiles shortcomings anymore, I think we should all put wtf we like on our profiles/pics and let people have a better insight into who they are looking at and therefore probably making better suited choices in playmates. Even if this is not a 20something male with his cock in his hand, they speak like they are, that does nothing for me and I would rather know than not, saves alot if time n effort

100% in agreement with you here.

Take away this is a couples profile, it’s badly written, non informative and has one pic of what we believe is the females bum.

Massive red flag....if this is genuinely how the OP thinks & feels then I doubt the unicorn will appear.

MrsK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is a genuine couple did they expect Single fem's to choose them over the other 1000's couples??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t articulate as a couple. It could just be perception, but if you’re a single with aspirations of persuading someone else, you’d be much better off owning the honesty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been on here a lil bit now not sure if I'm working this site out properly or not or is there just not a lot of single ladies that like to eat pussy "

Not really

Hire a escort or buy a blow up doll

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

"You've only been a member for a week and your profile is non existant.

Not sure what your expectations were

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not a race and you need to be a little more constructive with your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for advice ppl changed profile hope it's filled out better and you was right did sound dodgy I wouldn't of messaged either lol so I will be writing status from now on again thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for advice ppl changed profile hope it's filled out better and you was right did sound dodgy I wouldn't of messaged either lol so I will be writing status from now on again thank you xx "

That’s a great improvement form what you did have but still needed a little tweaking, so feel free to use it or not (I’m not the best word smith I’ll be honest!) Mr D

We are looking for a nice genuine female to come join us, hopefully for multiple meets not just a one off after all it's always better the more you get to know a person.

We are on here mainly for my fun with like minded women, my fella would like to join in but he is ok with me exploring bisexual side and he is perfectly ok with this.

We are new on here and to the scene so I'm sure we'll make some good friends and hopefully have some fun after all we are only here once so grab as much fun as you can get!

I am about 5'9" I have shoulder length dark hair (at the moment!) I have a couple piercings and lots of tattoos (to addictive once you have one you just have to have another) I'm clean shaven and smoke I also like a bottle or two at the weekend My better half is about 6ft shaven head heavy built but not overweight no piercings but he also got a lot of tattoos.

So if we sound like fun send us a message thanks for taking time to read also if anyone has any tips for making our time on here more rewarding please feel free to message us.

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

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