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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...success after posting a status saying "need cock sucked now?"

I'm genuinely curious as to whether this approach works for guys as I see it so often on local updates.

I suspect the only people replying to these types of statuses are some bi/gay men trying their luck (not that all bi/gay men would). I'd love to hear if any men have had genuine success!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the benefit of science I will try and give you the results.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...success after posting a status saying "need cock sucked now?"

I'm genuinely curious as to whether this approach works for guys as I see it so often on local updates.

I suspect the only people replying to these types of statuses are some bi/gay men trying their luck (not that all bi/gay men would). I'd love to hear if any men have had genuine success!"

Good question.

Not one I've tried tbh, as it's rare I'm desperately wanting my cock sucked here and now.

I have had a sudden daytime meet or two though, and not because I asked either... which was nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my cock sucked most of the time so it would be a constant on my profile lol!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"For the benefit of science I will try and give you the results."

You'll have to open your message filters to single guys to test it scientifically. Report back when you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do these statuses usually have a question mark? Are they asking if someone else needs their cock sucked? Or are they confused about whether they need their own sucked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they will have plenty of guys willing to suck them off.

Statuses like that are such a turn off for me.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

I would say 98% of people that reply to my statuses are straight men wanting to meet for what I wrote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the benefit of science I will try and give you the results.

You'll have to open your message filters to single guys to test it scientifically. Report back when you do?"

But I don't wanna.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I see those kind of statuses all the time on my local updates, seems a bit desperate if you ask me.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"For the benefit of science I will try and give you the results.

You'll have to open your message filters to single guys to test it scientifically. Report back when you do?

But I don't wanna.

Wuss.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why do these statuses usually have a question mark? Are they asking if someone else needs their cock sucked? Or are they confused about whether they need their own sucked?

I wonder about the random question marks on here. I have decided that it is the written rising inflection.

OP, I have replied to one of these offering but only if they go down on me first. Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do these statuses usually have a question mark? Are they asking if someone else needs their cock sucked? Or are they confused about whether they need their own sucked?

I wonder about the random question marks on here. I have decided that it is the written rising inflection."

I think you're right. I don't like it, though. It breaks up the correct flow of words as I read them in my mind.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"...success after posting a status saying "need cock sucked now?"

I'm genuinely curious as to whether this approach works for guys as I see it so often on local updates.

I suspect the only people replying to these types of statuses are some bi/gay men trying their luck (not that all bi/gay men would). I'd love to hear if any men have had genuine success!"

We share the same updates page, there is nothing more off putting

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Lad I used to know used to go out in a t-shirt that said "It's not gonna suck itself" on the front, strangely enough it didn't work in the real world either

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm....I myself have found this technique to be curiously ineffectual but one lives in hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had suspevted since it's the same unverified men asking repeatedly that there isn't a high success rate.

I do find that after a couple of weeks of these statuses they then progress onto asking if there are any genuine people actually on this site or just fakes who won't meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lad I used to know used to go out in a t-shirt that said "It's not gonna suck itself" on the front, strangely enough it didn't work in the real world either

I much prefer that one.

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park

I have but only from men, I'm straight so no good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...success after posting a status saying "need cock sucked now?"

I'm genuinely curious as to whether this approach works for guys as I see it so often on local updates.

I suspect the only people replying to these types of statuses are some bi/gay men trying their luck (not that all bi/gay men would). I'd love to hear if any men have had genuine success!"

Yup. The usual zero standards gays and semi gays respond. Bless them.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

What was the result of this test?

Asking for a friend, obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lad I used to know used to go out in a t-shirt that said "It's not gonna suck itself" on the front, strangely enough it didn't work in the real world either

I'd smile if I saw that, I still wouldn't suck it mind

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Lad I used to know used to go out in a t-shirt that said "It's not gonna suck itself" on the front, strangely enough it didn't work in the real world either

made me chuckle!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Can't say I have ever used that approach and probably never will lol as for getting meets through status updates don't think that's happened either ...all my meets have come through chat/socials or forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had suspevted since it's the same unverified men asking repeatedly that there isn't a high success rate.

I do find that after a couple of weeks of these statuses they then progress onto asking if there are any genuine people actually on this site or just fakes who won't meet

Then the 'bored now' preceding the unlos

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

Just had one of these looking at my profile. All in block capitals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no way it would work with 99.999% of the female population. Gay or bi guys can get offers from that kind of post. In general though, even gay and bi guys would want to exchange a bit more information, and at a guess, 50% of gay and bi guys wouldn't respond or be interested either.

So probably not the best tactical posting move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no way it would work with 99.999% of the female population. Gay or bi guys can get offers from that kind of post. In general though, even gay and bi guys would want to exchange a bit more information, and at a guess, 50% of gay and bi guys wouldn't respond or be interested either.

So probably not the best tactical posting move!"

Don't ruin my dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the result of this test?

Asking for a friend, obvs

Tons of offers.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

one two have but not many i expecy my exes fuck buddy once posted it on here and he got loads of offers from gay men and tv,s

but only one 19 year old female

and she couldn't accomadate but after exchanging face pics he picked her up and she gave him a bi in the car in a supermarket car park and he sent the video via kik to me and my ex

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I laughed to myself, thinking about the number of offers a lady would get posting a similar status.

I suspect it might be too successful!

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By *razymaybeCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Status like that just sound lazy. Zero effort in trying to strike up a meaningful conversation. Yes we are all on here for one thing, but many of us feel the need for some form of connection before we give ourselves over to such intimacy with someone we barely know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had guys offering to suck my cock.

Never had anyone but a woman suck it.... so not sure I'd like the idea of a guy doing it tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I laughed to myself, thinking about the number of offers a lady would get posting a similar status.

I suspect it might be too successful!"

We should do a scientific experiment. Have a single male and female profile both post a status saying wanted sucked/licked now and see the rates of success

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I see those kind of statuses all the time on my local updates, seems a bit desperate if you ask me. "

This

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I had suspevted since it's the same unverified men asking repeatedly that there isn't a high success rate.

I do find that after a couple of weeks of these statuses they then progress onto asking if there are any genuine people actually on this site or just fakes who won't meet

Then the 'bored now' preceding the unlos

Or deleting this soon,no one meets anymore

They just dont meet them....

Miss

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I laughed to myself, thinking about the number of offers a lady would get posting a similar status.

I suspect it might be too successful!

We should do a scientific experiment. Have a single male and female profile both post a status saying wanted sucked/licked now and see the rates of success

Lol

Think I know on which I would bet my money.

But you should also add a couple of couples (various combinations) and a TV/TS to get the full picture.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Why do these statuses usually have a question mark? Are they asking if someone else needs their cock sucked? Or are they confused about whether they need their own sucked?

That just means they cant reach it themselves I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one two have but not many i expecy my exes fuck buddy once posted it on here and he got loads of offers from gay men and tv,s

but only one 19 year old female

and she couldn't accomadate but after exchanging face pics he picked her up and she gave him a bi in the car in a supermarket car park and he sent the video via kik to me and my ex

You still got the vid?haha

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By *ornyforfmCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

"...success after posting a status saying "need cock sucked now?"

I'm genuinely curious as to whether this approach works for guys as I see it so often on local updates.

I suspect the only people replying to these types of statuses are some bi/gay men trying their luck (not that all bi/gay men would). I'd love to hear if any men have had genuine success!"

Can't imagine anyone would have success with that. Kinda just shows your an asshole No?

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Why do these statuses usually have a question mark? Are they asking if someone else needs their cock sucked? Or are they confused about whether they need their own sucked?

Its because they probably did it off their mobile and put emoji's in. The site doesn't recognose them and puts them as "??" in the status bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do these statuses usually have a question mark? Are they asking if someone else needs their cock sucked? Or are they confused about whether they need their own sucked?

I wonder about the random question marks on here. I have decided that it is the written rising inflection.

OP, I have replied to one of these offering but only if they go down on me first. Blocked.

I think a lot of the ??? Is the ampersand sign. Happens sometimes if people do the “&” sign or use emojis from smart phones.

OP I think that stautus is a fab favourite it’s one youbcan guarantee will be in every local update

MrsK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say 98% of people that reply to my statuses are straight men wanting to meet for what I wrote."

They're not straight if they want to meet you. They are bi and gay men posing as straight men. Why do gay and bi men do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...success after posting a status saying "need cock sucked now?"

I'm genuinely curious as to whether this approach works for guys as I see it so often on local updates.

I suspect the only people replying to these types of statuses are some bi/gay men trying their luck (not that all bi/gay men would). I'd love to hear if any men have had genuine success!"

If it read suck my pussy now?

How much more success would it have hmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘This ass ain’t gunna fuck itself’ worked like a charm for me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I don't play the "status shuffle" game anymore.. After a particular status I was given, resulted in over 200 messages!

So yes, some status updates do work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play the "status shuffle" game anymore.. After a particular status I was given, resulted in over 200 messages!

So yes, some status updates do work! "

The status I mentioned had a similar effect

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Need cock sucked soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I've posted a status with a disclaimer in my profile so let's see how it works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually get guys asking if I’d like mine sucked. Which is weird cos I’m straight. But I always thank them for the kind offer before declining. And I don’t even have a face pic up ?! They would literally suck any cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's 12 so far who despite never speaking to me before or seeing a face picture have asked if they could do it lol

Maybe the need cock sucked now type statuses do work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 12 so far who despite never speaking to me before or seeing a face picture have asked if they could do it lol

Maybe the need cock sucked now type statuses do work

We’re men.....we’re simple creatures lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 12 so far who despite never speaking to me before or seeing a face picture have asked if they could do it lol

Maybe the need cock sucked now type statuses do work

We’re men.....we’re simple creatures lol "

If I put “ need cocks to suck now “ would that entice you simle creatures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit. I dropped a p somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dammit. I dropped a p somewhere

Lol yeah, we fall for anything

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"That's 12 so far who despite never speaking to me before or seeing a face picture have asked if they could do it lol

Maybe the need cock sucked now type statuses do work

Now we need to know how many will actually turn up

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Why do these statuses usually have a question mark? Are they asking if someone else needs their cock sucked? Or are they confused about whether they need their own sucked?

I wonder about the random question marks on here. I have decided that it is the written rising inflection.

OP, I have replied to one of these offering but only if they go down on me first. Blocked.

That's an interesting thought on the rising inflection.

I think it could reflect that it's the punctuation version of begging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it was a bloke who offered however

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had one of these looking at my profile. All in block capitals.

I wouldn't trust anyone that looked at me in block capitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 12 so far who despite never speaking to me before or seeing a face picture have asked if they could do it lol

Maybe the need cock sucked now type statuses do work

We’re men.....we’re simple creatures lol

If I put “ need cocks to suck now “ would that entice you simle creatures?

You had me on "If" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually go for double entendre.

For example;

Need 2 ladies to watch Dr. House with, whilst sharing a glass of red.

Real meaning - Need two ladies to come and play naughty nurses with me, whipped cream included.

Works 100% of the time

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