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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

just seen on tv, a magnet you put in your knickers to stop all sorts of menopause symptoms, hot flushes, sex drive, vaginal dryness etc.

wife going through menopause so asked me to look at how much, does it work etc. nearly 30 quid ffs. and no, it don't work.

But this opened up some other stuff that intrigued us, cucumber vaginal cleansing and this led to stuffing glitterbombs up your foof pmsl, unicorn minge lol, capsules that release glitter and taste good in your foof, still got tears rolling down our cheeks from laughing so hard.

do people really fall for this guff??

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No they don’t!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"just seen on tv, a magnet you put in your knickers to stop all sorts of menopause symptoms, hot flushes, sex drive, vaginal dryness etc.

wife going through menopause so asked me to look at how much, does it work etc. nearly 30 quid ffs. and no, it don't work.

But this opened up some other stuff that intrigued us, cucumber vaginal cleansing and this led to stuffing glitterbombs up your foof pmsl, unicorn minge lol, capsules that release glitter and taste good in your foof, still got tears rolling down our cheeks from laughing so hard.

do people really fall for this guff??"

Obviously some do... I've heard of someone that paid £30 for a magnet that cures the menopause

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"just seen on tv, a magnet you put in your knickers to stop all sorts of menopause symptoms, hot flushes, sex drive, vaginal dryness etc.

wife going through menopause so asked me to look at how much, does it work etc. nearly 30 quid ffs. and no, it don't work.

But this opened up some other stuff that intrigued us, cucumber vaginal cleansing and this led to stuffing glitterbombs up your foof pmsl, unicorn minge lol, capsules that release glitter and taste good in your foof, still got tears rolling down our cheeks from laughing so hard.

do people really fall for this guff??

Obviously some do... I've heard of someone that paid £30 for a magnet that cures the menopause "

yeah, that was the advert that was on tele lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

At least cucumber vaginal cleansing only costs 49p and you can put the cucumber in your husband's sandwiches afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen on tv, a magnet you put in your knickers to stop all sorts of menopause symptoms, hot flushes, sex drive, vaginal dryness etc.

wife going through menopause so asked me to look at how much, does it work etc. nearly 30 quid ffs. and no, it don't work.

But this opened up some other stuff that intrigued us, cucumber vaginal cleansing and this led to stuffing glitterbombs up your foof pmsl, unicorn minge lol, capsules that release glitter and taste good in your foof, still got tears rolling down our cheeks from laughing so hard.

do people really fall for this guff??

Obviously some do... I've heard of someone that paid £30 for a magnet that cures the menopause "

Lmao

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes they do. I know a woman who bought the magnet, she claims that it worked.

I wonder if any magnet would do, a couple of comedy fridge magnets would only cost a few quid.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've invented the worlds smallest most powerful magnet to keep down my boxer shorts in the hope of it dragging any woman that's wearing a menopause magnet down there knickers and within 100yards across the street or down the shopping aisle onto my willy

I'm marketing it as a fanny magnet if anyone wants one it's £50

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"At least cucumber vaginal cleansing only costs 49p and you can put the cucumber in your husband's sandwiches afterwards. "

Tuna and cucumber mmmmmmmm

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"Yes they do. I know a woman who bought the magnet, she claims that it worked.

I wonder if any magnet would do, a couple of comedy fridge magnets would only cost a few quid."

when i read in to it a bit more, a hospital said that if the magnets worked, they would know about it from all the scans they do on people, the scans are magnetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least cucumber vaginal cleansing only costs 49p and you can put the cucumber in your husband's sandwiches afterwards. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've invented the worlds smallest most powerful magnet to keep down my boxer shorts in the hope of it dragging any woman that's wearing a menopause magnet down there knickers and within 100yards across the street or down the shopping aisle onto my willy

I'm marketing it as a fanny magnet if anyone wants one it's £50 "

Images of women of a certain age being dragged across the road by their crotch..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I've invented the worlds smallest most powerful magnet to keep down my boxer shorts in the hope of it dragging any woman that's wearing a menopause magnet down there knickers and within 100yards across the street or down the shopping aisle onto my willy

I'm marketing it as a fanny magnet if anyone wants one it's £50

Images of women of a certain age being dragged across the road by their crotch.. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes they do. I know a woman who bought the magnet, she claims that it worked.

I wonder if any magnet would do, a couple of comedy fridge magnets would only cost a few quid.

when i read in to it a bit more, a hospital said that if the magnets worked, they would know about it from all the scans they do on people, the scans are magnetic"

The lady I know who bought it would believe that stuffing cold porridge in your knickers worked if she read it on the net.

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"Yes they do. I know a woman who bought the magnet, she claims that it worked.

I wonder if any magnet would do, a couple of comedy fridge magnets would only cost a few quid.

when i read in to it a bit more, a hospital said that if the magnets worked, they would know about it from all the scans they do on people, the scans are magnetic

The lady I know who bought it would believe that stuffing cold porridge in your knickers worked if she read it on the net.

"

oooh, must tell the wife that.... never tried sploshing

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

You mean it doesn't?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Don't put glitter in your vulva. It's bad for you and the planet.

Woman's Hour is doing a whole week on menopause from Monday. Ask them about the magnet.

I'm through the other side and I can say that, like childbirth, it begins to fade from the memory.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Don't put glitter in your vulva. It's bad for you and the planet.

Woman's Hour is doing a whole week on menopause from Monday. Ask them about the magnet.

I'm through the other side and I can say that, like childbirth, it begins to fade from the memory.

"

You give me hope! At 57 I’m still perimenopausal.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Don't put glitter in your vulva. It's bad for you and the planet.

Woman's Hour is doing a whole week on menopause from Monday. Ask them about the magnet.

I'm through the other side and I can say that, like childbirth, it begins to fade from the memory.

"

and has many benefits. Not least of which is the removal of the "give a damn" gene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber, porridge, magnets, the mind boggles! Gave me a good chuckle anyway lol I'm so pleased I'm passed all that, and as Lickety said, the memories soon fade. There are plenty of good foods to eat to help with the symptons rather than putting them up your foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if people still put frogs in their mouths to cure a sore throat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't put glitter in your vulva. It's bad for you and the planet.

Woman's Hour is doing a whole week on menopause from Monday. Ask them about the magnet.

I'm through the other side and I can say that, like childbirth, it begins to fade from the memory.

You give me hope! At 57 I’m still perimenopausal."

I was premenopausal at 36. That was grim. After the hysterectomy it was just under 7 years for all symptoms to stop. I found they'd lull me into believing that symptom was over for it to return.

However, once it was all over it has just been a matter of adjusting to dryer skin and hair and weight not wanting to shift. I feel healthier than ever, even though I'm fatter than ever.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wonder if people still put frogs in their mouths to cure a sore throat."

Don't go giving them ideas.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I wonder if people still put frogs in their mouths to cure a sore throat."

It doesn't work

When my grandmother died there was half an onion under her bed. She always kept one there to ward off colds.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I wonder if people still put frogs in their mouths to cure a sore throat."

Unfortunately in these politically correct days English ladies aren't allowed to put frogs in their mouths as the French complain you've not got hairy armpits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if people still put frogs in their mouths to cure a sore throat.

Unfortunately in these politically correct days English ladies aren't allowed to put frogs in their mouths as the French complain you've not got hairy armpits "

Some of us do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if people still put frogs in their mouths to cure a sore throat.

It doesn't work

When my grandmother died there was half an onion under her bed. She always kept one there to ward off colds. "

Did she die from a cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put glitter in your vulva. It's bad for you and the planet.

Woman's Hour is doing a whole week on menopause from Monday. Ask them about the magnet.

I'm through the other side and I can say that, like childbirth, it begins to fade from the memory.

You give me hope! At 57 I’m still perimenopausal."

Oh lord no! You mean I have years of this to go?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I wonder if people still put frogs in their mouths to cure a sore throat.

It doesn't work

When my grandmother died there was half an onion under her bed. She always kept one there to ward off colds.

Did she die from a cold?"

Nope! She was in her make d nineties and succumbed to old age. Indisputable proof that the onion worked

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

When my grandmother died there was half an onion under her bed. She always kept one there to ward off colds. "

My gran put bits of hot onion in her ears to cure earache. She also had her ears pierced as she said it improves eyesight.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Don't put glitter in your vulva. It's bad for you and the planet.

Woman's Hour is doing a whole week on menopause from Monday. Ask them about the magnet.

I'm through the other side and I can say that, like childbirth, it begins to fade from the memory.

You give me hope! At 57 I’m still perimenopausal.

Oh lord no! You mean I have years of this to go?"

Who knows? But I hope it doesn’t go on as long as mine. I do have some hope on the horizon but it’s a tad wearying.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I found that magnets in my knickers worked for me.

Did nothing for the menopause but fuck could my clit indicate North!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've invented the worlds smallest most powerful magnet to keep down my boxer shorts in the hope of it dragging any woman that's wearing a menopause magnet down there knickers and within 100yards across the street or down the shopping aisle onto my willy

I'm marketing it as a fanny magnet if anyone wants one it's £50 "

Wake up from the dream honey

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yes they do. I know a woman who bought the magnet, she claims that it worked.

I wonder if any magnet would do, a couple of comedy fridge magnets would only cost a few quid."

I'm on a menopause support site and the magnet does work for some women. It looks like you just have to be careful near your cooker for fear of getting stuck to it

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"Yes they do. I know a woman who bought the magnet, she claims that it worked.

I wonder if any magnet would do, a couple of comedy fridge magnets would only cost a few quid.

I'm on a menopause support site and the magnet does work for some women. It looks like you just have to be careful near your cooker for fear of getting stuck to it "

could just be the placebo effect??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found that magnets in my knickers worked for me.

Did nothing for the menopause but fuck could my clit indicate North!"

Haha, gives a whole new meaning to the term 'pussy magnet'.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yes they do. I know a woman who bought the magnet, she claims that it worked.

I wonder if any magnet would do, a couple of comedy fridge magnets would only cost a few quid.

I'm on a menopause support site and the magnet does work for some women. It looks like you just have to be careful near your cooker for fear of getting stuck to it

could just be the placebo effect??"

With menopause symptoms,I wouldn't have thought so?! You either get the symptoms or not don't you. I don’t know I haven't a clue.

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