FabSwingers.com forum: Its National ask a stupid question day....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So fill your boots!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I thought that was everyday

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I thought that was everyday

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well thats what i thought too lol, but nope today it is actually national ask a stupid question day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok how long is a donkey tail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do new toasters only toast 3/4 of the slice?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Why is it when you try to think of stupid question, you cant, but when you want to ask a serious question it comes out like a stupid question. Then again it might not be a stupid to question to some but a serious question and a serious question then becomes a stupid question. So what is serious and what is stupid.

I can waffle some shit sometimes, not all the time but sometimes

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Why do new toasters only toast 3/4 of the slice?"

oooooooooo I finally found one that does ALL the toast..Breville four slice stainless steel model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do new toasters only toast 3/4 of the slice?

oooooooooo I finally found one that does ALL the toast..Breville four slice stainless steel model

Im off to argos, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do elephants feel guilty about leaving footprints in the butter?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Why is summer in autumn and autumn in summer?

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

does my bum look big in this???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

why's that man so fuckin shiney???

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

why does cider make me pissed ?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, but surely a donkeys tail is the same length when measured from either end to the other, as it is, when taking a measurement from half it's length to either end, which is then doubled…

….. and new toasters are obviously designed with a future-proof feature whereby taking into account the average size of a loaf will shrink over the coming years due to the increasing demand on the supply ingredients caused by the ever swelling planetary population

Now can we has some stupid questions please!!!!!

Sheeeezzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is it?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Neutrinos"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is it?"

Just because you cant see “ it” … doesn’t mean its not there!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLES POSTS here in forum go right over my head and i cant make out what thay are on about , lol x call me thick ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?"

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLES POSTS here in forum go right over my head and i cant make out what thay are on about , lol x call me thick ..lol

Every day you post a reply that makes me want you a little bit more.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

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Next time i dont know what thay are on about in forum i am mailing you . Its Just some post on a topic and i cant see .. what thay are on about always . lol x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

Next time i dont know what thay are on about in forum i am mailing you . Its Just some post on a topic and i cant see .. what thay are on about always . lol x

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you could always ask me jo

te he x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

Next time i dont know what thay are on about in forum i am mailing you . Its Just some post on a topic and i cant see .. what thay are on about always . lol x

you could always ask me jo

te he x"
ooo thankyou nice to know theres help out there , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the sun so hot? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol"

haha,,,,,, no,,,, now you've kinda picked up on my answer the wrong way...

I was meaning it was a rather silly question to ask !... because the answer was so bleed'in obvious......hahaha obviously ,,,,,,,

jeeeeezzzz,,,, Do I need to explain everthing.....( Thats not a question bye the way!!!!! )

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol

haha,,,,,, no,,,, now you've kinda picked up on my answer the wrong way...

I was meaning it was a rather silly question to ask !... because the answer was so bleed'in obvious......hahaha obviously ,,,,,,,

jeeeeezzzz,,,, Do I need to explain everthing.....( Thats not a question bye the way!!!!! )

and to think i thought you were clueless on this one... shame on me

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol

haha,,,,,, no,,,, now you've kinda picked up on my answer the wrong way...

I was meaning it was a rather silly question to ask !... because the answer was so bleed'in obvious......hahaha obviously ,,,,,,,

jeeeeezzzz,,,, Do I need to explain everthing.....( Thats not a question bye the way!!!!! )

and to think i thought you were clueless on this one... shame on me

lol"

awwww take heart,,,,,its just my real answer would have taken far too long to type..... and pretty much everyone know's it anyway,,,!!!

I mean.... really.... !!!!! who wants to hear the one about the two cannibals eating a d*unken clown... where one cannibals says to the other cannibal,,,,,, “do you think this tastes funny ?” yet again!!!!

I don't ...!...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?

Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!

not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol

haha,,,,,, no,,,, now you've kinda picked up on my answer the wrong way...

I was meaning it was a rather silly question to ask !... because the answer was so bleed'in obvious......hahaha obviously ,,,,,,,

jeeeeezzzz,,,, Do I need to explain everthing.....( Thats not a question bye the way!!!!! )

and to think i thought you were clueless on this one... shame on me

lol

awwww take heart,,,,,its just my real answer would have taken far too long to type..... and pretty much everyone know's it anyway,,,!!!

I don't ...!...

are you saying the dead clown that has been eaten would get the driving ban ? lmao

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The earth's core is magnetic. Why do scientists not make cars with reverse polarity magnets as engines.

Flying cars! Problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you saying the dead clown that has been eaten would get the driving ban ? lmao"

look,,,,struth... your at it again!!!!! another bloom'in stupid question..!..yikes...

sigh,,,,,, your really not getting the hang of this, are you !!( thats not another question either, btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?"

regardless of whether he was washed down with a nice glass of chianti, I suspect the answer ought to be yes, as i believe the legal limit for eating another person is quite low ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is the sun so hot? Xx

You are attracted to the sun? ....as in sexually?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should I shower and wash my cock before my meet tonite?- was thinking u girls all love it DIRRRRRRRRRRRTIER the better

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is there such a thing as too many shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The earth's core is magnetic. Why do scientists not make cars with reverse polarity magnets as engines.

Flying cars! Problem?"

Coz they would need to be called something other than flying cars !!!!

Or it could become confusing if a car that was not made to fly, was being described during part of an investigation into a crime where the witness statement said how they’d observed a car flying along at great speed... etc etc..

Struth,,,,, honestly….. its so bloom'in obvious

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there such a thing as too many shoes?"
Now that is the most stupidest question ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are my messages on here getting dafter?

How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!)

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

When will my malicious caller get bored and stop pissing me off and fook off this site and dont call other women too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why are my messages on here getting dafter?

How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!) "

You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!!

So simple

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Next one is when will people stop winking and not reading profiles.......er never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why me...

Why not indeed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my misses keeps taking me to this club and im sure shes havin sex with other men .

Do you think i should confront her about this or just let her get on with it hahahhahahahahahahahaaha

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Get car

Attach stick on roof of car.

Put large magnet on end of stick.

Unlimited green source of propulsion. Problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why me...

Why not indeed.."

Tuh,,,,,now come on....you do know how to play this game !,,,,, So thats hardly a stupid question when you know the answer already....now is it..!!!!...(nope, and before ya ask,,, that's not a question either)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get car

Attach stick on roof of car.

Put large magnet on end of stick.

Unlimited green source of propulsion. Problem?"

Going under metal bridges will snap the sticks!!!!! sigh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why me...

Why not indeed..

Au contraire Messr le Soxy...

Tis still a beslubberingly and stupendously stupid question...

I just love the solutions tho...don`t thee ( that`s a silly question s`well mayhaps %*)...fuck the problem....Live in the solution grasshopper!..

Anyhows..back to my favourite subject " Me "...and being special and different...and ...and...and...Ah ...FUCK IT...where`s my grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where`s my grin

There you've done it again... asking where your grin was?,,, before showing everyone you either knew where it was already,!!!,, or to imply that you weren’t being serious asking that stoopid question in the first place,,,,,,

hmmmmm.....or,,,, perhaps maybe you had lost it, and it just so happens you found it as you where writing, “where's my grin” but elected not to delete the question just to come over all quirky and mysterious so as too provoke this response..... hmmmmmm,,,,,, now I’ll wager …..The answer is either in there.... Or its somewhere else altogether….

Pahhhhh piffle... pffft... tisk

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Is there such a thing as too many shoes?Now that is the most stupidest question ever!

Do I win a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where`s my grin

Pahhhhh piffle... pffft... tisk

Sometimes ickle cherub...the spirit is to blunt an instrument...

I was unconscious of amused and tolerant eyes afore yer sally..now I find my grin widening ...its a pleasant exercise in hope and joy, whenst finding the earlier travails of dickdom fall at the wayside...

Grins are bestowed without favour with yer scribblings Cupcake %*..

Now tho....the High St beckons....some frippery to adorn myself fer wiggling laters...

Do they have something gay ?...yellow and summery....it a question, that only he/ she above knows..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that was everyday

only on fab and in private messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where`s my grin

Now tho....the High St beckons....some frippery to adorn myself fer wiggling laters...

Do they have something gay ?...yellow and summery....it a question, that only he/ she above knows..

Yellow is indeed my very favourite colour after all the other ones I like better,,,,,

I am however now contemplating the satanic ability your local high street obviously possesses , where it can summon you at will, with a seductive power that leaves you no quarter other than too willingly comply….

This scares me!!!! An enchanted road to fiscal enlightenment.....

OMG..... yikes......

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale?

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Anyone got room for shrek in their hottub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale?

Yes ,,, I have a few in stock.... what colour invisible donkey are you looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats an occasional table the rest of the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a blow job called a blow job

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere or that plate is hot, you have to touch it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is a blow job called a blow job

Some say its origin goes back to victorian times where a women would pleasure a man "Below" the waist with oral sex.... over time the word below became blow !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where was the man when he jumped pff the bridge ........... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So fill your boots!!

Has BB taken you out on his tank thing yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all the worlds a stage, where`s the flipping..

THUD!!.........trapdoor.....em !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is a blow job called a blow job

Some say its origin goes back to victorian times where a women would pleasure a man "Below" the waist with oral sex.... over time the word below became blow !!!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If all the worlds a stage, where`s the flipping..

THUD!!.........trapdoor.....em !!"

Tuh..... Its in the general direction indicated by the big arrow shaped sign pointing at it,,, with the word “Beware of the Trapdoor” written all over it, in huge cartoon style writing!!!

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

why did we ever have kids !!!! x

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

why is there only one monopolies commission ?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"why is there only one monopolies commission ?

The answer, of course, is that the Monopolies Commission is a singularity, or super-massive black hole into which everything, even light, disappears and never comes out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is there only one monopolies commission ?

There's no Monopolies commission. It was renamed years ago.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

why does the bit of yer washing machine where you put the soap powder get all grungy and mucky? one would think it would be sparkly and clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do odd socks go?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"why are my messages on here getting dafter?

How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!)

You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!!

So simple

If it looked a bit sheepish ....wouldn't you knock a lot of pounds off? I've not seen many polar bears but i've seen a lot of sheep and they are definately a lot smaller than a polar bear.

where's saucy when you need sanity and an expert

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Where do odd socks go?

one on each foot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how does the man that drives the snowplough get to his work in the morning when its snowing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why are my messages on here getting dafter?

How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!)

You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!!

So simple

If it looked a bit sheepish ....wouldn't you knock a lot of pounds off? I've not seen many polar bears but i've seen a lot of sheep and they are definately a lot smaller than a polar bear.

where's saucy when you need sanity and an expert"

Rushmoon old chap…… you obviously know little about the subtly devious tactics employed by overly hefty polar bears who are being subjected to interrogation regards their weight problems….!.

They will often try to conceal their embarrassment by pretending to play coy….

Hence the sheepish-look is just a cunning distraction while they suck in their stomach in a vain attempt to appear thinner hoping to support claims to be lighter than they really are….!.

That’s why you need to add a few pounds,,,,,,,, not take them off….!!!!! struthhhhhhhhhhh

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? "

The weight of a polar bear? About 20 minutes.

Other questions include ... if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?

If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

& why is dyslexia so hard to spell,its just taking the piss!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My older brother often said to me, if you pick your nose for 17 years yer head'll cave in. But i'm still here, in oneish piece

so, what age does it really cave in?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

[Removed by poster at 30/09/11 20:40:56]

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"is soap self-cleaning??

and on that note way is the sides of my oven self cleaning , yet the bottom gets really manky???/

ops that *why not way.....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If necessity was a Mother of Invention, was it a guitarist or drummer?

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

"Where do odd socks go?

were been wondering that for years

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Dad, what time's grandad getting home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I really want my black bin emptied once a week ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I really want my black bin emptied once a week ?"

100 million a year is the cost. It could be put to better use.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"why are my messages on here getting dafter?

How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!)

You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!!

So simple

If it looked a bit sheepish ....wouldn't you knock a lot of pounds off? I've not seen many polar bears but i've seen a lot of sheep and they are definately a lot smaller than a polar bear.

where's saucy when you need sanity and an expert

Rushmoon old chap…… you obviously know little about the subtly devious tactics employed by overly hefty polar bears who are being subjected to interrogation regards their weight problems….!.

They will often try to conceal their embarrassment by pretending to play coy….

Hence the sheepish-look is just a cunning distraction while they suck in their stomach in a vain attempt to appear thinner hoping to support claims to be lighter than they really are….!.

That’s why you need to add a few pounds,,,,,,,, not take them off….!!!!! struthhhhhhhhhhh

ooooh a bit of role play,a polar bear, in sheeps clothing,wearing bright red lippy.

why am i getting a stiffy.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"why are my messages on here getting dafter?

How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!)

You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!!

So simple

If it looked a bit sheepish ....wouldn't you knock a lot of pounds off? I've not seen many polar bears but i've seen a lot of sheep and they are definately a lot smaller than a polar bear.

where's saucy when you need sanity and an expert

Rushmoon old chap…… you obviously know little about the subtly devious tactics employed by overly hefty polar bears who are being subjected to interrogation regards their weight problems….!.

They will often try to conceal their embarrassment by pretending to play coy….

Hence the sheepish-look is just a cunning distraction while they suck in their stomach in a vain attempt to appear thinner hoping to support claims to be lighter than they really are….!.

That’s why you need to add a few pounds,,,,,,,, not take them off….!!!!! struthhhhhhhhhhh

ooooh a bit of role play,a polar bear, in sheeps clothing,wearing bright red lippy.

why am i getting a stiffy.

i hope this polar bear is female, we don;t wnat any kinky stuff going off

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?"

i've eaten plenty of d*unken women never got d*unkmyself

lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

if we're all made in gods image,

where's my beard.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"if we're all made in gods image,

where's my beard.

Either side of yer bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid and my mum told me off for something she would sometimes say "if your dad sees that he'll go spare!"

How do you go spare and what happens to you if you do?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"When I was a kid and my mum told me off for something she would sometimes say "if your dad sees that he'll go spare!"

How do you go spare and what happens to you if you do?

I'll have a wild stab at, you get divorced?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Do the french peoples partake in english kissing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the french peoples partake in english kissing?"

Laughing my ass off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a kid and my mum told me off for something she would sometimes say "if your dad sees that he'll go spare!"

How do you go spare and what happens to you if you do?

I'll have a wild stab at, you get divorced? "

Sounds a bit of a harsh reaction to the kids misbehaving?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't think I was THAT bad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a stupid question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I really want my black bin emptied once a week ?

100 million a year is the cost. It could be put to better use."

You mean £250 million ... I'd sooner they used the cash to mend the holes in the roads

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I didn't think I was THAT bad!!

Not YOU personally, more generalised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't think I was THAT bad!!

I was responding to the thread title, not what you said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't think I was THAT bad!!

I was responding to the thread title, not what you said

Oh... hahahahahaha!!! Silly me!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

OK, as it'l be the 100th post.

Who wants a fuck with a charming, intelligent, mild mannered , phenomenally good looking horny guy?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ps all front bottom offers considered.

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

why do they have to change the licensing laws in scotland.... yet again..... no deal on beer, wine etc now.... so the 3 for £12 or 2 for £20 deals (examples) stops at midnight tonight

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"why do they have to change the licensing laws in scotland.... yet again..... no deal on beer, wine etc now.... so the 3 for £12 or 2 for £20 deals (examples) stops at midnight tonight

hey up, be quick, you've time to get 17 pints in

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By *ayne n JockCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Am I on the right site for loving the swings in the playpark??? LOL

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

OK, as it'l be the 100th post.

Who wants a fuck with a charming, intelligent, mild mannered , phenomenally good looking horny guy?"

hey!! i can speak for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLES POSTS here in forum go right over my head and i cant make out what thay are on about , lol x call me thick ..lol

oooo and call me too, if yer thick! yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if we're all made in gods image,

where's my beard.

just be grateful yer got yet adam's apple.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why don't my bedbugs all club together and roll me a big fat spliff in the morning instead of smoking it all themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/10/11 00:21:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone asked if bummers are deaf yet?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why have I got a half spider that is hobbling round in a circle (I do use the word circle imaginatevly.

It must have practiced triangles now. fer kin pyramid builder.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

When I go to watch my local rugby team why are the seats called the stands?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Has anyone asked if bummers are deaf yet?

pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/10/11 01:34:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone asked if bummers are deaf yet?

pardon?"

There's a thread going in swingers chat. Dont think the OP got his answer there so wondered if he'd tried his luck here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you turn left off the motorway just as you pass the green sheep, do you know where that is? lol

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale?

Yes ,,, I have a few in stock.... what colour invisible donkey are you looking for?

Pink with yellow ears, apparently there are only 2 in existence

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

does national ask a stupid question day,

only last for one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale?

Yes ,,, I have a few in stock.... what colour invisible donkey are you looking for?

Pink with yellow ears, apparently there are only 2 in existence

Tuh..... who told you that?

pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Jonny has 5 apples and tommy has 7, could someone please explain why I should give a fuck, when apples are not my favourite _ruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Jonny has 5 apples and tommy has 7, could someone please explain why I should give a fuck, when apples are not my favourite _ruit?

Is that because Oranges are not the only _ruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Jonny has 5 apples and tommy has 7, could someone please explain why I should give a fuck, when apples are not my favourite _ruit?

Is that because Oranges are not the only _ruit?

Yes, we have no bananas..... Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if teflon is none stick, how does it stick to the pan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planes fly like birds, can you imagine the racket if it was the other way around?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why are u lot still asking stooopid questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are u lot still asking stooopid questions?

Ehhhh? cant hear ya for all these birds sounding like jet planes, ohh no a flock of geese!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what was the best thing before sliced bread?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My stupid question today was, i asked jay if he would shag holly willougby and he just looked and said what kind of question is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Unsliced xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I go boxing and get my face beaten or should I stay in and chat shit on the forums?!?!

Well too late anyway there's my ride, have a good day all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Is this thread about?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What Is this thread about?"

who are you and where did you come from. Not seen you on here before

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Is it still Breakfast if you have it at 14.27?

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale?

Yes ,,, I have a few in stock.... what colour invisible donkey are you looking for?

Pink with yellow ears, apparently there are only 2 in existence

Tuh..... who told you that?

pffft"

The nice man who tried to sell me one earlier this year. It had 90,000 miles on the clock and was a bit tatty. Apparently the other one is pristine with delivery mileage only. Problem is he wont tell me who owns it cus he wants to sell his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do so many guys fail to see "NOT CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR MEETS" right at the top of my profile?

Why do people say they like conversation but drift off when it doesn't get sexy quickly enough?

Why is Richard Littlejohn alive?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

is national ask a stupid question day finished.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

if a mountain is measured as 2000 feet above sea level, is this with the tide in or out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is fabswingers.com a swingers site?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Is fabswingers.com a swingers site?

for me not yet but fingers crossed

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Just what was the best thing before Sliced Bread????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has any bloke ever used a luminous condom *without* making lightsaber noises?

Or is it just me that does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soxy...

True or false?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do fish get thirsty ? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do new toasters only toast 3/4 of the slice?"
i know that does my head in,can't they measure slices of toast ffs ?

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