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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As has been mentioned elsewhere I have a sore finger (infected by a bit of bramble thorn from when I was tidying the garden). It is currently infected, and frankly it's making me feel a bit yuck and not sexy in the slightest. (Yes, I have had it seen to by a doctor, currently I'm on antiobiotics).

Last night however Ms Blue succeeded in getting me in the mood.

All I'm saying now is that if you have such an infection, don't forget about it in the throes of passion and slap your partner's arse unless you then want to be hurriedly cleaning blood and gunk off your sheets.

As passion killers go, it's bloody effective. (Pun absolutely intended!!)

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeewwwww

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bet you felt some relief though as it all came out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet you felt some relief though as it all came out! "

Sadly not, mostly it was just fresh blood. I'm currently typing one handed while I soak it in warm salt water. Which I have to say is quite soothing.

Going back to the original cause: wear thick gardening gloves when dealing with brambles, people!

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

Thank you for sharing mate, I'd careful the next time it happens to me

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Bet you felt some relief though as it all came out! "

We presume you're talking about his finger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Sadly not, mostly it was just fresh blood. I'm currently typing one handed"

Most of us are, mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly not, mostly it was just fresh blood. I'm currently typing one handed

Most of us are, mate "

Can't believe it took nearly an hour for someone to pick that one out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Didn't stop you for very long though you managed another much nicer explosion later on

Ms B xx

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Didn't stop you for very long though you managed another much nicer explosion later on

Ms B xx"

That's a truly supportive partner. And you didn't even mention how he whimpered like a baby when it happened

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What we all want to know now of course, is Ms B going to let her bush get out of control again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think some kind of dressing over wound is required here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't stop you for very long though you managed another much nicer explosion later on

Ms B xx

That's a truly supportive partner. And you didn't even mention how he whimpered like a baby when it happened "

It was more like a world record attempt in trying to say "shit" as many times as possible in 60 seconds

Mr B

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Didn't stop you for very long though you managed another much nicer explosion later on

Ms B xx

That's a truly supportive partner. And you didn't even mention how he whimpered like a baby when it happened

It was more like a world record attempt in trying to say "shit" as many times as possible in 60 seconds

Mr B"

That's definitely unusual in the throes of passion, but I'm sure there's a YouPorn channel devoted to it somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think some kind of dressing over wound is required here "

It's a rather nasty horrid lump any pressure on it from a dressing hurts like hell he simply forgot himself when he spanked me hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What we all want to know now of course, is Ms B going to let her bush get out of control again? "

Will keep it well trimmed and smooth from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I unread this please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I unread this please "

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