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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An oily deep tissue massage with a happy ending, followed by a juicy rare fillet steak with peppercorn sauce and salad.

What do you all need right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oily deep tissue massage with a happy ending, followed by a juicy rare fillet steak with peppercorn sauce and salad.

What do you all need right now?"

Sounds good to me, I’ll have the same please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id do without the steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a bj to a nice cock. Maybe some oral on me. Lots of good passionate kissing and touching.

Nice deep hard slow fast soft rough gentle sex.

Lol.

I don't want much.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

A mutual body worshipping sesh

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

A j2o and a hairy minge to stroke while drinking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

a teleportation machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Whopper.... I'm awaiting a delivery in the next 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A j2o and a hairy minge to stroke while drinking it "

No watermelons or kinder bueno? You standards have slipped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see my man! 3 days apart while I care for a family member and missing him like crazy.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Give a bj to a nice cock. Maybe some oral on me. Lots of good passionate kissing and touching.

Nice deep hard slow fast soft rough gentle sex.

Lol.

I don't want much.

LOVE how you worded that!!!!

“Nice deep hard slow fast soft rough gentle sex. “

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

I’d like a bit squidge please, mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on my feet all day would love a leg and foot massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cure for this food poisoning would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/01/18 19:38:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent fuck with a side order of baileys on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pair to my sesame street sock...

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

"A j2o and a hairy minge to stroke while drinking it

No watermelons or kinder bueno? You standards have slipped!"

Never on saturday night dude !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A medium rare t bone steak, steak cut chips, onion rings and mushy peas. Along with a good tv programme, a nice bit of company and you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slow gentle fuck, a good sleep and a rock hard wake up call to bring us through to breakfast time. Then, breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Subject to photograph nude....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cure for this food poisoning would be nice

Oh dear not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lottery win

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

"A cure for this food poisoning would be nice

Avoid food for the first few hours as your stomach settles down. Drink water, broth, or an electrolyte solution, which will replace the minerals that you lose with vomiting and diarrhea. Eat when you feel ready, but start with small amounts of bland, nonfatty foods such as toast, rice, and crackers. Get plenty of rest.hope that helps

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I could just murder a nice kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/01/18 19:43:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do sports massage for a living... shame your not closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New legs as mine still don't work properly after squats last night.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Someone to change my bed linen as I want a lovely clean bed for a lie in tomorrow, but I simply can’t be arsed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To catch a bigger fish and for it to stop raining ,!!!

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Someone to change my bed linen as I want a lovely clean bed for a lie in tomorrow, but I simply can’t be arsed!

Doncha just hate that? I feel a business idea coning on ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cure for this food poisoning would be nice

Oh dear not good

It did kinda put a downer on our plans for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cure for this food poisoning would be nice

Thanks for the tips

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone to change my bed linen as I want a lovely clean bed for a lie in tomorrow, but I simply can’t be arsed!

I've put this off all day.

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

A nice sexy lady laid next to me playing with my cock and balls whilst watching tv..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To shake off my ick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give a bj to a nice cock. Maybe some oral on me. Lots of good passionate kissing and touching.

Nice deep hard slow fast soft rough gentle sex.

Lol.

I don't want much.

LOVE how you worded that!!!!

“Nice deep hard slow fast soft rough gentle sex. “

Why thank you.

And

to you too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ear hair plucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ear hair plucking "

I'm good at that. Too good in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...the fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good deep tissue massage followed by a good long fuck and some strawberry ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...the fear."

The fear ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...the fear.

The fear ?"

Motivation. Fear can motivate you to do something...doesn't matter what..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

A hot water bottle, painkillers and a cwtch, please

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"My ear hair plucking "

I have excellent tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ear hair plucking

I have excellent tweezers

I think pliers might be more suitable

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"My ear hair plucking

I have excellent tweezers

I think pliers might be more suitable

I have them, too!

And a strong stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice soft cushion! Falling over lots on a snowboard has left me rather tender in places

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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January to speed up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More confidence and less paralytic analysis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"January to speed up please

Why, what's happening in February?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"January to speed up please

Why, what's happening in February?"

Alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"January to speed up please

Why, what's happening in February?

Alcohol."

Ah, I won't mention my coffee, reinforced with cognac then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new knee would be nice.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A man to kneel before and slowly tease and play with as he runs his hands through my hair, grasping it now and then,fircung my eyes up towards him as he looks at me lovingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice hard massage. I can actually feel the knots in my back and shoulders.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few million squids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hug? "

1 Mental hug coming your way

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"A man to kneel before and slowly tease and play with as he runs his hands through my hair, grasping it now and then,fircung my eyes up towards him as he looks at me lovingly "

Oh Lord ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to stop having these thoughts. It isn't healthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to let me out of these cuffs. Typings hard in them you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good hard spanking. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ear hair plucking

I have excellent tweezers

I think pliers might be more suitable

I have them, too!

And a strong stomach

You can do my toenail cheese as well then as my toenails need clipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone gorgeous to snuggle up to in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to come round and do the ironing, clothes optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come round and do the ironing, clothes optional.

So it’s mainly sheets and duvets you need doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My handsome chap and a bottle of champagne!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For this damn flu to go away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come round and do the ironing, clothes optional.

So it’s mainly sheets and duvets you need doing?

Uniforms and shirts but I can get the bedding out if your offering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oily deep tissue massage with a happy ending, followed by a juicy rare fillet steak with peppercorn sauce and salad.

What do you all need right now?"

That sound sbloody perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come round and do the ironing, clothes optional.

So it’s mainly sheets and duvets you need doing?

Uniforms and shirts but I can get the bedding out if your offering.

But you said doing the clothes was optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Company

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"A hug? "

Xoxoxo

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By *eepster1Man
over a year ago

birmingham

A couple of hot fagots on my setee that should fill me up and be totally satisfied mmmmmmmm

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

The Massage I can help you with but the food sorry no. I’m a terrible cook lol.

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