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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A boat on the river to my left and a woodpecker to my right.

What are your morning noises?

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White noise. Tinnitus !

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Birdsong, the wind in the trees and the distant sound of traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often my neighbour masturbating. He makes the mirror shake on my wall.

Squirrels scratching at the window if I'm late feeding them

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cars.

I have a small gap where my bedroom window and when the road is wet it's worse. It's worse on weekdays but wakes me up.

Farts

I had curry for tea and how the duvet is still in place I'll never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tracy Chapman is making love to my ears

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

Few poseidon kisses while I am typing this message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some birds on the roof above me.

Quite soothing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bird's and a dog barking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music. Sweet music.

And now, the whirr of my wand.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Absolute radio and coffee splashing into my cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The frustrating sounds of my hot neighbours having sex. Oh how I’d like to pop round and join in!! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bird's and a dog barking."

Birds that bark!! What kind of strange dogbirds do they have in your part of the country?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bird's and a dog barking.

Birds that bark!! What kind of strange dogbirds do they have in your part of the country?"

Well everything is inbred around here,so you see all sorts to be honest.

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

The wind ouside rattling my bloody tv aerial... funnily enough i listened to it all last night too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marque going up next door for their granddaughters post wedding party tomorrow ...

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By *evilishone69Man
over a year ago

fleet

Cars speeding past and trains rattling the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The click of my hounds claws as she does her happy canter along the pavement as we walk to mumsies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bird's and a dog barking.

Birds that bark!! What kind of strange dogbirds do they have in your part of the country?

Well everything is inbred around here,so you see all sorts to be honest."

I woke to absolute silence, pleasant but not half as interesting as a world full of inbred mutants. I hope you sleep with a shotgun close at hand!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bird's and a dog barking.

Birds that bark!! What kind of strange dogbirds do they have in your part of the country?

Well everything is inbred around here,so you see all sorts to be honest.

I woke to absolute silence, pleasant but not half as interesting as a world full of inbred mutants. I hope you sleep with a shotgun close at hand!

No not really,we all live happily together,no shotguns are needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

birds singing and my sheets rustling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bird's and a dog barking.

Birds that bark!! What kind of strange dogbirds do they have in your part of the country?

Well everything is inbred around here,so you see all sorts to be honest.

I woke to absolute silence, pleasant but not half as interesting as a world full of inbred mutants. I hope you sleep with a shotgun close at hand!

No not really,we all live happily together,no shotguns are needed"

A mutant utopia... sounds perfect! Like the "big rock candy mountain" song from the film Brother where art thou!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

A cat purring on me at min

Miss

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By *arkthespark1Man
over a year ago

coventry

Neighbours fucking and moaning, silence shattered ??

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

My hubby snoring to my right!!!!

Muffled traffic to my left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids arguing over whos brushing their teeth first...grrr

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A boat on the river to my left and a woodpecker to my right.

What are your morning noises?

Mr B"
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Saturday Kitchen on the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat purring on my lap...my daughter drying her hair...my dogs barking at the postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly silence with the odd moment of birds feet on the roof and bird tweets in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil

I hear Phil

Phil Collins to be exact

Sussudio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The road to my left and the kitchen to my right.... breakfast time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The road to my left and the kitchen to my right.... breakfast time...."

You breakfast as late as me

I have the kettle boiling drowning out all else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I've done my chores, sat on the sofa, the rumble of the road on one side and the ticking off the clock on the other.

No barking birds here.

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep bleating for food as they chase the tractor,And birds singing,Love where we live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandson on his Xbox talking to his friend's. There aren't many wildlife noises here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic i live on a main road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The road to my left and the kitchen to my right.... breakfast time....

You breakfast as late as me

I have the kettle boiling drowning out all else"

It is... but I was up at 8 for a jog... I went back to bed

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The final whistle at kids rugby - now gimme something warm please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body retching and coughing from a mixture of being ill and hungover while recovering from a morning run (gluten for punishment).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The road to my left and the kitchen to my right.... breakfast time....

You breakfast as late as me

I have the kettle boiling drowning out all else

It is... but I was up at 8 for a jog... I went back to bed

I have no such excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear the drizzle of the rain

Like a memory it falls

Soft and warm continuing

Tapping on my roof and walls

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

The donkeys next door. Often the geese as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tinnitus 24/7 - next doors dog (but theyre moving out

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Paul Weller playing Sunflower live while I'm thinking about starting the pile of ironing as big as Mt. Everest

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Blissful silence

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A shoot going on in the woods by the sounds of it.

My clock mechanism whirring away.

And the odd page turning.

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