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Aussie flu bug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is everyone point of view on this new Aussie flu bug that a killer that’s out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's no different to normal flu. Apart from when you sneeze you say crikey instead of achoo

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

And all those corks on your hat wobble about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But It's summer in Australia

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

They reckon with Aussie flu you get earache where as you don't with normal flu... Think that's what I heard but ears are playing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get flu, try your best to not spread it.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Currently got a relative hospitalised with it but she’s doing ok and will hopefully be ok in a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as bad as the 1918 Spanish flu Is it a H1N1 strain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you get flu, try your best to not spread it."
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Or get on as many planes as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's just 'flu! there are a few different strains around every year, hence the vaccine changes, this is just slightly nastier than usual, but apparently far less drastic than the bird flu was a while back. no need to panic!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"And all those corks on your hat wobble about. "

and you feel down under the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not as bad as the 1918 Spanish flu Is it a H1N1 strain? "
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Fucking Spanish, there worse than the Aussies.

PS Spanish flu was H5N1(bird flu) what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?.

Fucking hens there worse than the Spanish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soon as someone gets a sniffle these days...

I'VE GOT FLU

Have a Lemsip and stfu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read online somewhere the girl in Scotland died from Japanese flu! They are just trying to blame everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s killed at 18 year old from Scotland x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I read online somewhere the girl in Scotland died from Japanese flu! They are just trying to blame everyone else "

I thought she died from pneumonia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not as bad as the 1918 Spanish flu Is it a H1N1 strain? .

Fucking Spanish, there worse than the Aussies.

PS Spanish flu was H5N1(bird flu) what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?.

Fucking hens there worse than the Spanish "

If memory serves it started in France but was called Spanish flu for political reasons, well, according to QI.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand washing is key... Think.of all the thing's you touch... Doors, handles desks, supermarket trolley handles.

They say don't touch your eyes nose or mouth when out in public . It spreads that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hand washing is key... Think.of all the thing's you touch... Doors, handles desks, supermarket trolley handles.

They say don't touch your eyes nose or mouth when out in public . It spreads that way."
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Well if it penetrates me through my foot I'll eat my hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wank either until spring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read online somewhere the girl in Scotland died from Japanese flu! They are just trying to blame everyone else

I thought she died from pneumonia."

It turned into pneumonia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or at least wear a condom or marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read online somewhere the girl in Scotland died from Japanese flu! They are just trying to blame everyone else

I thought she died from pneumonia.

It turned into pneumonia "
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It mutated from a virus to a bacteria over night .

Holy shit it's the zombie virus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not as bad as the 1918 Spanish flu Is it a H1N1 strain? .

Fucking Spanish, there worse than the Aussies.

PS Spanish flu was H5N1(bird flu) what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?.

Fucking hens there worse than the Spanish "

No it was definitely H1N1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not as bad as the 1918 Spanish flu Is it a H1N1 strain? .

Fucking Spanish, there worse than the Aussies.

PS Spanish flu was H5N1(bird flu) what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?.

Fucking hens there worse than the Spanish

No it was definitely H1N1 lol "
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Sure your not thinking of H1M1 the swine flu

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Not as bad as the 1918 Spanish flu Is it a H1N1 strain? .

Fucking Spanish, there worse than the Aussies.

PS Spanish flu was H5N1(bird flu) what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?.

Fucking hens there worse than the Spanish "

We also had swine flu which was a bad one, it put me off bacon for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not as bad as the 1918 Spanish flu Is it a H1N1 strain? .

Fucking Spanish, there worse than the Aussies.

PS Spanish flu was H5N1(bird flu) what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?.

Fucking hens there worse than the Spanish

We also had swine flu which was a bad one, it put me off bacon for a while. "
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I've not fucked a pig since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 weeks i were ill for. Hidious it were shivers, cold, hot. Dizzy. Insomnia shaking headache. I never knew the flu could be that bad tbh

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Don't wank either until spring "

Just watched the Press preview show on sky news. Front page of tomorrow's Daily Star has the headline......"Have more sex to beat the flu".

Worth a try?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"5 weeks i were ill for. Hidious it were shivers, cold, hot. Dizzy. Insomnia shaking headache. I never knew the flu could be that bad tbh"

Sounds like the dreaded Man flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't wank either until spring

Just watched the Press preview show on sky news. Front page of tomorrow's Daily Star has the headline......"Have more sex to beat the flu".

Worth a try? "
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My favourite line from uncle buck is the two little kids watching they're big sister kiss her boyfriend and he just goes.... What, in the middle of flu season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been drinking antifreeze for a month just to ward the killer virus off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had flu over Christmas. I don't think it was the Australian strain but nasty none the less. Went to bed boxing Day and stayed there for four days of delirium. I'm only just starting to feel like my normal energy levels are returning. Because it was possibly a different strain it means that I would have no resistance to the Australian flu. That's a scary thought! Having children of school age pretty much assures that if it's going round we'll get it.

Sneezing and coughing into the crook of your elbow instead of your hands can help to stop the spread of germs.

I wouldn't wish it on anyone but, if you are unlucky enough to catch it, make sure you stay hydrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read online somewhere the girl in Scotland died from Japanese flu! They are just trying to blame everyone else

I thought she died from pneumonia.

It turned into pneumonia .

It mutated from a virus to a bacteria over night .

Holy shit it's the zombie virus "

Even the briefest of searches will confirm that influenza is a cause of pneumonia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read online somewhere the girl in Scotland died from Japanese flu! They are just trying to blame everyone else

I thought she died from pneumonia.

It turned into pneumonia .

It mutated from a virus to a bacteria over night .

Holy shit it's the zombie virus

Even the briefest of searches will confirm that influenza is a cause of pneumonia "

Secondary infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read online somewhere the girl in Scotland died from Japanese flu! They are just trying to blame everyone else

I thought she died from pneumonia.

It turned into pneumonia .

It mutated from a virus to a bacteria over night .

Holy shit it's the zombie virus

Even the briefest of searches will confirm that influenza is a cause of pneumonia "
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It says on Google a sense of humour by pass is often the best treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in an office where 7 of the 11 staff have been hot by it. Non of them are obvious malingerers and the briefest any has been off for is 8 days, most have been off since New Year. It sounds savage, not sure why it needs to be branded as australian flu but the strain that is out there is far nastier than usual.

This is one of the areas with a high number of cases and according to the local newspaper one hospital has ran out of beds, has been appealing for people not to attend A&E and is so over run that they have non clinicakl staff on the wards.

I wouldn't want to come down with it if I was old or infirm

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I work in an office where 7 of the 11 staff have been hot by it. Non of them are obvious malingerers and the briefest any has been off for is 8 days, most have been off since New Year. It sounds savage, not sure why it needs to be branded as australian flu but the strain that is out there is far nastier than usual.

This is one of the areas with a high number of cases and according to the local newspaper one hospital has ran out of beds, has been appealing for people not to attend A&E and is so over run that they have non clinicakl staff on the wards.

I wouldn't want to come down with it if I was old or infirm "

I’m on day 5 so far of this. It apparently developed during the Aussie winter so wasn’t in our flu jabs (lead times on development and manufacture) which is why it is spreading so quickly. It’s H3N2, and is predicted to be worse than the H1N1 outbreak in 2009-10 and possibly worse than previous outbreaks in earlier decades. It is VERY nasty (I don’t think I’ve ever been this ill) and has given me recurring fevers, bad sinusitis (lots of snotsick) and gastrointestinal problems. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. If you do show symptoms, best to isolate yourself as soon as possible and recover fully before you venture back out into the world.

On a positive note, I am losing my excess weight rapidly, have kicked my alcohol and caffeine habits, and have reduced my expenditure massively.

Love and hugs to anyone currently suffering,

Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work in an office where 7 of the 11 staff have been hot by it. Non of them are obvious malingerers and the briefest any has been off for is 8 days, most have been off since New Year. It sounds savage, not sure why it needs to be branded as australian flu but the strain that is out there is far nastier than usual.

This is one of the areas with a high number of cases and according to the local newspaper one hospital has ran out of beds, has been appealing for people not to attend A&E and is so over run that they have non clinicakl staff on the wards.

I wouldn't want to come down with it if I was old or infirm

I’m on day 5 so far of this. It apparently developed during the Aussie winter so wasn’t in our flu jabs (lead times on development and manufacture) which is why it is spreading so quickly. It’s H3N2, and is predicted to be worse than the H1N1 outbreak in 2009-10 and possibly worse than previous outbreaks in earlier decades. It is VERY nasty (I don’t think I’ve ever been this ill) and has given me recurring fevers, bad sinusitis (lots of snotsick) and gastrointestinal problems. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. If you do show symptoms, best to isolate yourself as soon as possible and recover fully before you venture back out into the world.

On a positive note, I am losing my excess weight rapidly, have kicked my alcohol and caffeine habits, and have reduced my expenditure massively.

Love and hugs to anyone currently suffering,

Twat"

It really is awful

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