FabSwingers.com forum: Your best joke for 2018

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip.

Two days before the group is to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going.

Rob's friends were very upset that he can't go, but what could they do?

Two days later, the three get to the camping site, only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who'?

I pulled her hands off and saw that she was wearing a brand new hot nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to cuff her and tie her to the bed. I did.

And then she said, 'Now you can do what ever you want.'

So here I am....!!!"

*MORAL : NEVER STOP A MAN FROM MEETING HIS FRIENDS*

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