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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So it’s Friday, the bars open, what’s everyone having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it’s Friday, the bars open, what’s everyone having?

I'm doing dry January so could I have a Mocktail please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a drinker, but I'd love a diet and a chat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime & soda please SB... determined not to fall off Dry Jan this Friday!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it’s Friday, the bars open, what’s everyone having?

I'm doing dry January so could I have a Mocktail please x"

I’m doing dry January too, I’ll make us both one, keep up the good work x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a drinker, but I'd love a diet and a chat!

Oh coming right up, pull up a stool

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Pink milk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get uhhhhhh water please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lime & soda please SB... determined not to fall off Dry Jan this Friday!!"

You better not fall off it lady, soda and lime coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink milk please "

Eeek pink milk of course

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I’m doing DJ too so just a slimline tonic for me please lovely xx

B x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get uhhhhhh water please "

Oh of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m doing DJ too so just a slimline tonic for me please lovely xx

B x"

This is an alcohol free bar so far, coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm... half of coca cola, or glass of Rioja... *assumes deep thinking pose*...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll have a pint of Fosters please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm... half of coca cola, or glass of Rioja... *assumes deep thinking pose*... "

Let me know once you’ve decided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large gin with slimline and large glass of red, Shiraz if you have it please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic tonight please ,going to order Chinese soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a pint of Fosters please

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large gin with slimline and large glass of red, Shiraz if you have it please.

Oh coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic tonight please ,going to order Chinese soon.

Oooo hope you’re sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a pint of gin after

The day I’ve had!’

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling water for me please MsB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee sat in a tent by a lake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a pint of gin after

The day I’ve had!’

Geeky x"

A pint of gin

that’s bad

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pink milk please

Eeek pink milk of course "

It's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sparkling water for me please MsB!"

Coming right up PB

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

JD honey for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chilled Chablis and a booby squeeze please gorgeous gal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee sat in a tent by a lake

You’re coming into the bar for it though right? I don’t do deliveries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD honey for me please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic tonight please ,going to order Chinese soon.

Oooo hope you’re sharing

Yes will share I'm not greedy,i fancy battered balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chilled Chablis and a booby squeeze please gorgeous gal

Oh definitely, shuffle up I want snogs too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic tonight please ,going to order Chinese soon.

Oooo hope you’re sharing

Yes will share I'm not greedy,i fancy battered balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee sat in a tent by a lake

You’re coming into the bar for it though right? I don’t do deliveries

Oh bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bugger it it’s Friday,what real ales you got back there ,Mrs said glass of white wine please

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A nice steamboat would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh bugger it it’s Friday,what real ales you got back there ,Mrs said glass of white wine please "

White wine coming right up and I have every ale available, my bar has everything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice steamboat would be lovely

Southern comfort, lime juice and lemonade?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Hello sb, long time no speak!

I’d love a glass of Prosecco please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello sb, long time no speak!

I’d love a glass of Prosecco please

Hello lovely lady, coming right up, I’ll message you xx

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A nice steamboat would be lovely

Southern comfort, lime juice and lemonade? "

Thats the one

*staring uncontrollably at the barmaid*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it’s Friday, the bars open, what’s everyone having?

I'm doing dry January so could I have a Mocktail please x

I’m doing dry January too, I’ll make us both one, keep up the good work x"

Thank you, you too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice steamboat would be lovely

Southern comfort, lime juice and lemonade?

Thats the one

*staring uncontrollably at the barmaid* "

Ha why because she knows her cocktails? I’m a fountain of knowledge! Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a white wine please x

Coming up xx

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A nice steamboat would be lovely

Southern comfort, lime juice and lemonade?

Thats the one

*staring uncontrollably at the barmaid*

Ha why because she knows her cocktails? I’m a fountain of knowledge! Ha

She does indeed, also the fact she is the hottest damn barmaid going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice steamboat would be lovely

Southern comfort, lime juice and lemonade?

Thats the one

*staring uncontrollably at the barmaid*

Ha why because she knows her cocktails? I’m a fountain of knowledge! Ha

She does indeed, also the fact she is the hottest damn barmaid going

Smooth

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Pornstar martini, blow job, slippery nipple and a JD and Pepsi please.

Can I also have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy.

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A nice steamboat would be lovely

Southern comfort, lime juice and lemonade?

Thats the one

*staring uncontrollably at the barmaid*

Ha why because she knows her cocktails? I’m a fountain of knowledge! Ha

She does indeed, also the fact she is the hottest damn barmaid going

Smooth

OHHHH YEAHHHH! Someone has to try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of wine please only just got in from work

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Do you do Cocktails at this bar?

If so I would like a Corpse reviver please

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Glass of wine please only just got in from work

Snap lovely, long day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Captain' & cola with a lime slice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort with Ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh bugger it it’s Friday,what real ales you got back there ,Mrs said glass of white wine please

White wine coming right up and I have every ale available, my bar has everything!

Pint doombar for me then please ,you are hostess with mostest x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini, blow job, slippery nipple and a JD and Pepsi please.

Can I also have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy.

Bloody hell that is a lot of drinks, all for yourself? *Drink responsibly folks!*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of wine please only just got in from work

Coming right up, I only have large glasses though, that okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it rude to have a glass of bubbles before you’ve finished work? It is Friday after all! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do Cocktails at this bar?

If so I would like a Corpse reviver please

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masssive g and t please!!! Long week.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Captain' & cola with a lime slice please

It’s a large one, I’m feeling generous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort with Ice please

Of course here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of wine please only just got in from work

Coming right up, I only have large glasses though, that okay?

Does it take a whole bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh bugger it it’s Friday,what real ales you got back there ,Mrs said glass of white wine please

White wine coming right up and I have every ale available, my bar has everything!

Pint doombar for me then please ,you are hostess with mostest x"

Of course, sorry about the wait, it’s got a little busy!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Do you do Cocktails at this bar?

If so I would like a Corpse reviver please

Coming right up

Thank you

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a brandied cherry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it rude to have a glass of bubbles before you’ve finished work? It is Friday after all! X"

Not at all! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Masssive g and t please!!! Long week....."

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of wine please only just got in from work

Coming right up, I only have large glasses though, that okay?

Does it take a whole bottle?

Nearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do Cocktails at this bar?

If so I would like a Corpse reviver please

Coming right up

Thank you

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a brandied cherry.

Wanna make it yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Masssive g and t please!!! Long week....."

A very large G & T coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Highland Park, no ice, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bless.....

You got your drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Highland Park, no ice, thank you.

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very impressive service, much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very impressive service, much appreciated

More than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just what I needed... aaaaah..... thanks!!

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Very impressive service, much appreciated

The best service, bears geekys bar

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just what I needed... aaaaah..... thanks!!"

Another?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very impressive service, much appreciated

The best service, bears geekys bar

lol"

Surely it’s my bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better not......

Then again...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better not......

Then again...!

Reply and quote! Another coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Very impressive service, much appreciated

The best service, bears geekys bar

lol

Surely it’s my bar?

Sorry meant to say beats the other bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the toilets please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey jd and

please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are the toilets please?

Over in the corner......no that corner, other side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honey jd and

please xx

JD honey and cola coming up (wouldn’t allow me to post the other word!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

Thank you kindly. Feel free to join me on your break

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Do you do Cocktails at this bar?

If so I would like a Corpse reviver please

Coming right up

Thank you

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a brandied cherry.

Wanna make it yourself?

You look like you could do with a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get uhhhhhh water please

Oh of course!

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thanks, hmmm tastes like fiji water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

Thank you kindly. Feel free to join me on your break

Can we people watch and make up stories about them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do Cocktails at this bar?

If so I would like a Corpse reviver please

Coming right up

Thank you

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a brandied cherry.

Wanna make it yourself?

You look like you could do with a hand

Ha I’ve got it covered actually, here’s your drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

Thank you kindly. Feel free to join me on your break

Can we people watch and make up stories about them?

I like this idea greatly

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Pornstar martini please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

Thank you kindly. Feel free to join me on your break

Can we people watch and make up stories about them?

I like this idea greatly

Hehe, I’ll be over in a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi sexybrunette can i please have a double jamesons with ginger beer, ice also thanks X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a cocktail to start things off Moscow mule for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini please

A large one as it’s your birthday, oh and I have you a cake too xx

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Pornstar martini, blow job, slippery nipple and a JD and Pepsi please.

Can I also have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy.

Not all for me. The Martini and sandwich will be used to seduce the smoking hot barmaid when she gets off shift. Can i get another JD please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sexybrunette can i please have a double jamesons with ginger beer, ice also thanks X "

Coming right up

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pornstar martini please

A large one as it’s your birthday, oh and I have you a cake too xx"

Ooh you're too good to me! What kind of cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a cocktail to start things off Moscow mule for me please

Ooo I do enjoy a Moscow mule, here’s yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso Martini please

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini please

A large one as it’s your birthday, oh and I have you a cake too xx

Ooh you're too good to me! What kind of cake?

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Espresso Martini please

Aye, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaaaaaack neat plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini, blow job, slippery nipple and a JD and Pepsi please.

Can I also have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy.

Not all for me. The Martini and sandwich will be used to seduce the smoking hot barmaid when she gets off shift. Can i get another JD please.

Haha smooth

however the barmaid is doing dry January here’s your JD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaaaaaack neat plz"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Espresso Martini please

Aye, here you go

Fandabbiedosie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of wine please only just got in from work

Coming right up, I only have large glasses though, that okay?

Does it take a whole bottle?

Nearly!

Ohhh thank you do much...

Cheers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*so much * even...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort with Ice please

Of course here you go

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*so much * even... "

Knew what you meant!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pornstar martini please

A large one as it’s your birthday, oh and I have you a cake too xx

Ooh you're too good to me! What kind of cake?

Chocolate

My favourite! Do we just have to eat it with our fingers?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A nice cup of tea please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

Thank you kindly. Feel free to join me on your break

Can we people watch and make up stories about them?

Don't need a drink to do that. Fab standard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini please

A large one as it’s your birthday, oh and I have you a cake too xx

Ooh you're too good to me! What kind of cake?

Chocolate

My favourite! Do we just have to eat it with our fingers?

I have some china plates here and little forks and spoons cos I’m a posh lass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cup of tea please

Coming right up, just wait for kettle to boil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

Thank you kindly. Feel free to join me on your break

Can we people watch and make up stories about them?

Don't need a drink to do that. Fab standard "

Nope you certainly don’t, you just have to be observant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry January? Sod that, may I have a double whisky?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

Thank you kindly. Feel free to join me on your break

Can we people watch and make up stories about them?

Don't need a drink to do that. Fab standard

Nope you certainly don’t, you just have to be observant!

Sometimes not so much.

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over a year ago

"Dry January? Sod that, may I have a double whisky?"

Double whiskey coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alcohol free?!!... *grabs coat*

Oi oi, most of us are doing dry January! Come on in I’ll get you a large glass of red

Well... alrighty then SB. Large red it is

I'll just settle over in the corner and people watch

Oooo I like to people watch, here’s your drink

Thank you kindly. Feel free to join me on your break

Can we people watch and make up stories about them?

Don't need a drink to do that. Fab standard

Nope you certainly don’t, you just have to be observant!

Sometimes not so much.

Ha well there’s that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry January? Sod that, may I have a double whisky?

Double whiskey coming up "

Slainte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and tonic for me.... it is Friday after all

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Morgan’s and ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything. I'm a drink whore tonight. I'm celebrating the end of what turned out to be a pretty good week. I'm raising my glass... what's in it? You decide

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over a year ago

"Vodka and tonic for me.... it is Friday after all

Coming right up sorry about the delay

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over a year ago

"Large Morgan’s and ta

Here you go Morgan’s and cola (doesn’t allow me to post the other word!)

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over a year ago

"Anything. I'm a drink whore tonight. I'm celebrating the end of what turned out to be a pretty good week. I'm raising my glass... what's in it? You decide

Right you can have a purple rain to start with lady, come back when you’ve done and I’ll get you something else, glad you’ve had a good week

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Just back from kids footy training and need something to warm my cock...les

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over a year ago

"Just back from kids footy training and need something to warm my cock...les

Tea?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Just back from kids footy training and need something to warm my cock...les

Tea?

It’s almost like you read my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Guinness or a Kopparberg.

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over a year ago

"Large Morgan’s and ta

Here you go Morgan’s and cola (doesn’t allow me to post the other word!)

Thanks kindly young girl. Have one for yourself

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over a year ago

"A pint of Guinness or a Kopparberg. "

Have a Guinness

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over a year ago

"Large Morgan’s and ta

Here you go Morgan’s and cola (doesn’t allow me to post the other word!)

Thanks kindly young girl. Have one for yourself

I’ll just have a soda and lime thanks

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"Anything. I'm a drink whore tonight. I'm celebrating the end of what turned out to be a pretty good week. I'm raising my glass... what's in it? You decide

Right you can have a purple rain to start with lady, come back when you’ve done and I’ll get you something else, glad you’ve had a good week

Purple rain is good thank you.. although I don't fare well on cocktails *whispers* they get me tipsy incredibly quickly! Sssshhhhh

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"Anything. I'm a drink whore tonight. I'm celebrating the end of what turned out to be a pretty good week. I'm raising my glass... what's in it? You decide

Right you can have a purple rain to start with lady, come back when you’ve done and I’ll get you something else, glad you’ve had a good week

Purple rain is good thank you.. although I don't fare well on cocktails *whispers* they get me tipsy incredibly quickly! Sssshhhhh"

Hehehe, would you prefer a white wine?

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"Anything. I'm a drink whore tonight. I'm celebrating the end of what turned out to be a pretty good week. I'm raising my glass... what's in it? You decide

Right you can have a purple rain to start with lady, come back when you’ve done and I’ll get you something else, glad you’ve had a good week

Purple rain is good thank you.. although I don't fare well on cocktails *whispers* they get me tipsy incredibly quickly! Sssshhhhh

Hehehe, would you prefer a white wine? "

I fucking love you

...ooops... Might be too late

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over a year ago

"Anything. I'm a drink whore tonight. I'm celebrating the end of what turned out to be a pretty good week. I'm raising my glass... what's in it? You decide

Right you can have a purple rain to start with lady, come back when you’ve done and I’ll get you something else, glad you’ve had a good week

Purple rain is good thank you.. although I don't fare well on cocktails *whispers* they get me tipsy incredibly quickly! Sssshhhhh

Hehehe, would you prefer a white wine?

I fucking love you

...ooops... Might be too late

Hahaha thanks!

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