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"Shot gratefully received now where's the whiskey eagerly awaits at the bar " *pass bottle of whiskey* | |||
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"Legend " Ahh well customer has got to be happy | |||
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"I'll be back after footy "Who you supporting? | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in "I wish I could | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in "I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks"We do in this bar | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar "Didn't say free... I'm buying! | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying! "That's what I thought | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
That's what I thought
Next rounds on me "Rum please | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
That's what I thought
Can have whatever you like aslong as it's a double
Next rounds on me
Rum please " | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
That's what I thought
Next rounds on me
Rum please "Have whatever you like just make it a double nobody leaves sober | |||
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I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
That's what I thought
Next rounds on me
Rum please
Have whatever you like just make it a double nobody leaves sober " | |||
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"I'm lazing on my bed. Please could you pass me a nice cold glass of Prosseco and some nuts "*pass Dana a glass of prosseco* the rest of the bottle is on me
And what type of nuts salted, dry roasted or fresh  | |||
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"I'm lazing on my bed. Please could you pass me a nice cold glass of Prosseco and some nuts
*pass Dana a glass of prosseco* the rest of the bottle is on me
And what type of nuts salted, dry roasted or fresh "Nuts that are attached to an attractive penis please.... Non-salty. | |||
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"I'm lazing on my bed. Please could you pass me a nice cold glass of Prosseco and some nuts
*pass Dana a glass of prosseco* the rest of the bottle is on me
And what type of nuts salted, dry roasted or fresh
Nuts that are attached to an attractive penis please.... Non-salty."Teehee! Well... maybe I could help out... perhaps you should inspect the goods | |||
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"I'm lazing on my bed. Please could you pass me a nice cold glass of Prosseco and some nuts
*pass Dana a glass of prosseco* the rest of the bottle is on me
And what type of nuts salted, dry roasted or fresh
Nuts that are attached to an attractive penis please.... Non-salty.
Teehee! Well... maybe I could help out... perhaps you should inspect the goods "Okies. Donning my doctors outfit. A little Cough please | |||
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"I'm lazing on my bed. Please could you pass me a nice cold glass of Prosseco and some nuts
*pass Dana a glass of prosseco* the rest of the bottle is on me
And what type of nuts salted, dry roasted or fresh
Nuts that are attached to an attractive penis please.... Non-salty.
Teehee! Well... maybe I could help out... perhaps you should inspect the goods
Okies. Donning my doctors outfit.
A little Cough please "You had me at doctors outfit *cough* | |||
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"I'm lazing on my bed. Please could you pass me a nice cold glass of Prosseco and some nuts
*pass Dana a glass of prosseco* the rest of the bottle is on me
And what type of nuts salted, dry roasted or fresh
Nuts that are attached to an attractive penis please.... Non-salty.
Teehee! Well... maybe I could help out... perhaps you should inspect the goods
Okies. Donning my doctors outfit.
A little Cough please
You had me at doctors outfit
*cough* "Well Sir, you passed that test. Nice warm nuts. Now turn around and bend over | |||
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"I'm lazing on my bed. Please could you pass me a nice cold glass of Prosseco and some nuts
*pass Dana a glass of prosseco* the rest of the bottle is on me
And what type of nuts salted, dry roasted or fresh
Nuts that are attached to an attractive penis please.... Non-salty.
Teehee! Well... maybe I could help out... perhaps you should inspect the goods
Okies. Donning my doctors outfit.
A little Cough please
You had me at doctors outfit
*cough*
Well Sir, you passed that test. Nice warm nuts. Now turn around and bend over "Well that's good .... but a bit worried about this next test | |||
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"I'm Mr Meeseeks look at me x" | |||
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"I'm Mr Meeseeks look at me x "If only i had a mr meseeks box | |||
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"Shame there are two bars open....but competition is meant to be good . I liked the atmosphere here yesterday. Can I have a small G and T please with ice. " Competition can be good and of course miss lizzy
*passes a G@T with ice to lizzy* | |||
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"I'm Mr Meeseeks look at me x
If only i had a mr meseeks box"Lol true just don't try to sort jerry's golf game | |||
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"I'm Mr Meeseeks look at me x
If only i had a mr meseeks box
Lol true just don't try to sort jerry's golf game "I reckon i could help jerry drop a shot, just has to round his shoulders | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X" Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up | |||
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"I'm Mr Meeseeks look at me x
If only i had a mr meseeks box
Lol true just don't try to sort jerry's golf game
I reckon i could help jerry drop a shot, just has to round his shoulders" | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up "Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr | |||
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"Shame there are two bars open....but competition is meant to be good . I liked the atmosphere here yesterday. Can I have a small G and T please with ice. Competition can be good and of course miss lizzy
*passes a G@T with ice to lizzy* "Ooooo thankyou | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr "Just go steady | |||
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"Shame there are two bars open....but competition is meant to be good . I liked the atmosphere here yesterday. Can I have a small G and T please with ice. Competition can be good and of course miss lizzy
*passes a G@T with ice to lizzy*
Ooooo thankyou "*kisses hand* jukebox is free if you'd like a boogie | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady "Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk | |||
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"Shame there are two bars open....but competition is meant to be good . I liked the atmosphere here yesterday. Can I have a small G and T please with ice. Competition can be good and of course miss lizzy
*passes a G@T with ice to lizzy*
Ooooo thankyou
*kisses hand* jukebox is free if you'd like a boogie "Got any Bowie ? | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk "Yes..... that damn autocorrect | |||
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"Shame there are two bars open....but competition is meant to be good . I liked the atmosphere here yesterday. Can I have a small G and T please with ice. Competition can be good and of course miss lizzy
*passes a G@T with ice to lizzy*
Ooooo thankyou
*kisses hand* jukebox is free if you'd like a boogie
Got any Bowie ? "It should have the lastest and greatest hits on it | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk "Hey Scouse guy. I went to school in Toxteth. But lost my Scouse accent now. What you doing later ? Fancy going the local swingers club with me | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk
Hey Scouse guy. I went to school in Toxteth. But lost my Scouse accent now. What you doing later ? Fancy going the local swingers club with me "Oooooo very tempting, may i message you? X | |||
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"Hi ladys and gents thought thjs would be the best place to start with and see what goes on . new to all this and looking to start to enjoy my sex life again and slowly build up shattered confidence. dont mind anyone messaging me as could do with the mates and even advise . anyways hi lol xxx " Welcome | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk
Hey Scouse guy. I went to school in Toxteth. But lost my Scouse accent now. What you doing later ? Fancy going the local swingers club with me
Oooooo very tempting, may i message you? X"of course | |||
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"Just pop some pharrel Williams on. " because I'm happy ". Lizzy sings on her barstool. "As you wish we love a happy lady | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk
Hey Scouse guy. I went to school in Toxteth. But lost my Scouse accent now. What you doing later ? Fancy going the local swingers club with me
Oooooo very tempting, may i message you? X of course "Unfortunately your filters wont let me  x | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk
Hey Scouse guy. I went to school in Toxteth. But lost my Scouse accent now. What you doing later ? Fancy going the local swingers club with me
Oooooo very tempting, may i message you? X of course
Unfortunately your filters wont let me x"No worries I will message you. Hey Mr Geeky . I am liking this bar. I might have a meet  | |||
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"Lizzy and Scouse chatting in a corner "Loving life over here | |||
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"Looks like the barman has done a runner....think I better get ready for my night out ....posssibly with the Scouse guy "Maybe indeed | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk
Hey Scouse guy. I went to school in Toxteth. But lost my Scouse accent now. What you doing later ? Fancy going the local swingers club with me
Oooooo very tempting, may i message you? X of course
Unfortunately your filters wont let me x
No worries I will message you.
Hey Mr Geeky . I am liking this bar. I might have a meet "Well that's what it's here for I'm hope it all works out for you both | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk
Hey Scouse guy. I went to school in Toxteth. But lost my Scouse accent now. What you doing later ? Fancy going the local swingers club with me
Oooooo very tempting, may i message you? X of course
Unfortunately your filters wont let me x
No worries I will message you.
Hey Mr Geeky . I am liking this bar. I might have a meet
Well that's what it's here for I'm hope it all works out for you both "Hopefully its both my first potential meet and first club visit lol | |||
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"Ill pop between the 2 bars, may i habe a nice steamboat here too? X Southern Comfort, lime juice and lemonade coming right up
Why tjabk yiu kind sir, ill try not to get too intoxicated 2 drinks at a timr
Just go steady
Damn autocorrect maling me look d*unk
Hey Scouse guy. I went to school in Toxteth. But lost my Scouse accent now. What you doing later ? Fancy going the local swingers club with me
Oooooo very tempting, may i message you? X of course
Unfortunately your filters wont let me x
No worries I will message you.
Hey Mr Geeky . I am liking this bar. I might have a meet
Well that's what it's here for I'm hope it all works out for you both
Hopefully its both my first potential meet and first club visit lol "Well I hop it will go well for you | |||
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"Morning everyone "Breaks open the coffee's, teas, biscuits and cakes | |||
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"Morning everyone
Breaks open the coffee's, teas, biscuits and cakes "Are they Digestives . If so I'm on my way | |||
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"Morning everyone
Breaks open the coffee's, teas, biscuits and cakes Are they Digestives . If so I'm on my way "I have digestives xx | |||
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"Oh yes I love a digestive to dunk in my tea x "........@ catch xx | |||
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"Morning everyone "Morning geeky, any chance of a cuppa x | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning geeky, any chance of a cuppa x "Always a chance tea or coffee and would you care for a biscuit? | |||
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"Service is slow here "Slow is smooth and smooth is fast | |||
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"Service is slow here
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast "If you say so | |||
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"Service is slow here
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast
If you say so "Sounded a bit like a fortune cookie haha | |||
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"I think it's time to close down the thread "Oh I’ll have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you’re open please x | |||
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"I think it's time to close down the thread
Oh I’ll have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you’re open please x "*passes cup of tea and a digestive* milk? | |||
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"I think it's time to close down the thread
Oh I’ll have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you’re open please x
*passes cup of tea and a digestive* milk? "Yes, milk no sugar please x | |||
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"I think it's time to close down the thread
Oh I’ll have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you’re open please x
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Yes, milk no sugar please x "That's because you are sweet enough | |||
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"I think it's time to close down the thread
Oh I’ll have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you’re open please x
*passes cup of tea and a digestive* milk?
Yes, milk no sugar please x
That's because you are sweet enough "Aww, thank you x | |||
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Oh I’ll have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you’re open please x
*passes cup of tea and a digestive* milk?
Yes, milk no sugar please x
That's because you are sweet enough
Aww, thank you x "You're very welcome | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew? "Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it? | |||
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"Brew? Tea? Yes please "Tea coming right up | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it? "I'm well thank you sweetie! As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy! | |||
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"Brew? Tea? Yes please
Tea coming right up "Ahh ty ty ty. Service with a smile too | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy! "I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like? | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy!
I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like? "Cuddle would be nice... | |||
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"Brew? Tea? Yes please
Tea coming right up
Ahh ty ty ty. Service with a smile too "You're very welcome and that's what we try to do here | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy!
I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like?
Cuddle would be nice... "Say no more *walks over to miss strumpet and cuddles her gently* | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy!
I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like?
Cuddle would be nice...
Say no more *walks over to miss strumpet and cuddles her gently* "I loves me a geeky cuddle
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy!
I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like?
Cuddle would be nice...
Say no more *walks over to miss strumpet and cuddles her gently*
I loves me a geeky cuddle
Thanks sweetie "Where's my Strumpet hug too??? | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy!
I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like?
Cuddle would be nice...
Say no more *walks over to miss strumpet and cuddles her gently*
I loves me a geeky cuddle
Thanks sweetie Where's my Strumpet hug too??? "Come on then slim....
Did you bring me a sausage? | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy!
I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like?
Cuddle would be nice...
Say no more *walks over to miss strumpet and cuddles her gently*
I loves me a geeky cuddle
Thanks sweetie "You can have as many as you like for as long as you like miss strumpet
No need to thank me the pleasure was mine*bows and kisses your hand* | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy!
I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like?
Cuddle would be nice...
Say no more *walks over to miss strumpet and cuddles her gently*
I loves me a geeky cuddle
Thanks sweetie
You can have as many as you like for as long as you like miss strumpet
No need to thank me the pleasure was mine*bows and kisses your hand* "You're such a sweetheart | |||
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"Anyone fancy a drink?
Hi you
Any chance of a brew?
Hey miss strumpet
How the devil are you?
Of course would like a biscuit with it?
I'm well thank you sweetie!
As if I'm gonna say no to a biccy!
I'm glad you are kitten
Haha of course a biccy coming right up anything else I can do.....or you'd like?
Cuddle would be nice...
Say no more *walks over to miss strumpet and cuddles her gently*
I loves me a geeky cuddle
Thanks sweetie
You can have as many as you like for as long as you like miss strumpet
No need to thank me the pleasure was mine*bows and kisses your hand*
You're such a sweetheart "To those who deserve it I am....Id best attend the bar and leave you in the capable hands of mr slim | |||
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"oo g and t for me please x "*passes a G@T to miss mischief* anything else you'd like | |||
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"oo g and t for me please x
*passes a G@T to miss mischief* anything else you'd like "That would be a no | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying! "I was hoping you meant belly shots | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
I was hoping you meant belly shots "We do belly shots here, well it's seems a lot of shots of other body parts | |||
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"Could I have a white wine please geeky, and a sneaky kiss x "Coming right up and coming right up | |||
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"Could I have a white wine please geeky, and a sneaky kiss x
Coming right up and coming right up "Mmmm thank you sweetie x | |||
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"Could I have a white wine please geeky, and a sneaky kiss x
Coming right up and coming right up
Mmmm thank you sweetie x "Tee hee you're very welcome very quiet in here tonight....well always | |||
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"Could I have a white wine please geeky, and a sneaky kiss x
Coming right up and coming right up
Mmmm thank you sweetie x
Tee hee you're very welcome very quiet in here tonight....well always "Yes, it is x | |||
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"Could I have a white wine please geeky, and a sneaky kiss x
Coming right up and coming right up
Mmmm thank you sweetie x
Tee hee you're very welcome very quiet in here tonight....well always
Yes, it is x "Always is haha | |||
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"Could I have a baileys please? "Of course coming right up sorry about the wait | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
I was hoping you meant belly shots
We do belly shots here, well it's seems a lot of shots of other body parts "Lol JD for me and baileys for sally thank you | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
I was hoping you meant belly shots
We do belly shots here, well it's seems a lot of shots of other body parts
Lol JD for me and baileys for sally thank you "Neat or with a mixer and I'll put one behind the bar for her | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
I was hoping you meant belly shots
We do belly shots here, well it's seems a lot of shots of other body parts
Lol JD for me and baileys for sally thank you
Neat or with a mixer and I'll put one behind the bar for her "neat please | |||
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"I'll be at my bar job tonight, first drink is on me if you pop in
I'm shift manager..sorry we don't do free drinks
We do in this bar
Didn't say free... I'm buying!
I was hoping you meant belly shots
We do belly shots here, well it's seems a lot of shots of other body parts
Lol JD for me and baileys for sally thank you
Neat or with a mixer and I'll put one behind the bar for her neat please"*passes mr Nick a neat JD* | |||
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"*sits at the bar and waits patiently* " *pours a pint and waits patiently* Oh boy do I need a drink today | |||
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"*sits at the bar and waits patiently* *pours a pint and waits patiently* Oh boy do I need a drink today " Double straight JD and one for your self | |||
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"*sits at the bar and waits patiently* *pours a pint and waits patiently* Oh boy do I need a drink today Double straight JD and one for your self " As you wish *puts bottle on the bar* | |||
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