FabSwingers.com forum: I've got woman flu

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

I had it last week, be brave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

Need someone to rub Vic's on your chest?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Real woman flu? You poor thing.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

I had it last week, be brave!"

I don't want it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Ooh Misscheekychops hello there!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

Need someone to rub Vic's on your chest?

Go on then

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Real woman flu? You poor thing.

Haven't been ill in 2 years and bam it hits me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ooh Misscheekychops hello there! "

Hello sausage how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

Need someone to rub Vic's on your chest?

Go on then

Assuming he doesn't mind.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

I had it last week - too ill to even post on here!

I was in desperate need of a sympathetic lady to mop my brow and feed me grapes but sadly was feeling like death in bed!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ooh Misscheekychops hello there!

Hello sausage how are you?

Better than by the sound's of it,but yes halfway to insanity you know,all's good!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

I had it last week - too ill to even post on here!

I was in desperate need of a sympathetic lady to mop my brow and feed me grapes but sadly was feeling like death in bed!"

You lived that's all that matters

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

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If, you genuinely have proper flu, you won't be able to lift your head off the pillow. It's that bad.

I always remember my mother, who was a nurse, saying this when I was younger.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If, you genuinely have proper flu, you won't be able to lift your head off the pillow. It's that bad.

I always remember my mother, who was a nurse, saying this when I was younger. "

I'm posting with my head on said pillow

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

I had it last week - too ill to even post on here!

I was in desperate need of a sympathetic lady to mop my brow and feed me grapes but sadly was feeling like death in bed!

You lived that's all that matters

I’m putting it on my CV that I survived it!

It took industrial amounts of ibuprofen to survive it though!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

I had it last week - too ill to even post on here!

I was in desperate need of a sympathetic lady to mop my brow and feed me grapes but sadly was feeling like death in bed!

You lived that's all that matters

I’m putting it on my CV that I survived it!

It took industrial amounts of ibuprofen to survive it though!"

You should be proud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheekychops! Get better sooner than soon.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cheekychops! Get better sooner than soon. "

Hello Jim how you diddling xx

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By *losbMan
over a year ago

gloucester

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

There’s no such thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheekychops! Get better sooner than soon.

Hello Jim how you diddling xx "

I'm bobbing along. I heard from a little birdy that you weren't redundant for very long. I was pleased to hear that. How are your diddlings? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real woman flu? You poor thing.

I get fecking both ffs

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cheekychops! Get better sooner than soon.

Hello Jim how you diddling xx

I'm bobbing along. I heard from a little birdy that you weren't redundant for very long. I was pleased to hear that. How are your diddlings? x"

I maybe again at the end of March but my sector is completely changing so hopefully more jobs coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it's proper title is 'bird flu'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been ill 4 weeks Monday, 1st week couldn't get out of bed only started feeling slightly normal again yesterday so I have sympathy for you!

Sending virtual hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

Well once you have done the washing, finished the ironing pile, done the dishes, vacuumed the house, done the dusting and polishing perhaps you can have a lay down, but remember tea on the table for 6pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it's proper title is 'bird flu'..."

That's very, very, very, sexist. You swine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it's proper title is 'bird flu'...

That's very, very, very, sexist. You swine!"

Quit virtue signalling Mister lefty PC fascist!

Btw....get well soon whoever has this particular strain of lady lurgy...

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Would someone be kind enough to clarify the difference for me between man flu and woman flu.....

I know with man flu the symptoms are instant retiring to bed and the constant uttering of the phrase "I'm dying"...

I understand that woman flu the female suffers the aches, shivers runny nose (as does the male) but does not retire to bed never utters "i'm dying" but just battles through it and carries on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww, that's rubbish. Sending positive get well vibes. Keep warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone be kind enough to clarify the difference for me between man flu and woman flu.....

I know with man flu the symptoms are instant retiring to bed and the constant uttering of the phrase "I'm dying"...

I understand that woman flu the female suffers the aches, shivers runny nose (as does the male) but does not retire to bed never utters "i'm dying" but just battles through it and carries on."

It's quite simple really.

Man flu is made by germs with Willy like tails

Women flu is made by germs with booby like bumps on them.

XXX

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

You havn't , if you had you wouldn't be typing...man up !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey cheeky!! Nice to see you back

Not nice to hear you're feeling unwell.

That's as far as my sympathy goes. Ask the old man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

Well we love you!! If it weren’t for you we wouldn’t be getting married in 76 days lol

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"If, you genuinely have proper flu, you won't be able to lift your head off the pillow. It's that bad.

I always remember my mother, who was a nurse, saying this when I was younger.

I'm posting with my head on said pillow

Good to know

I hope you get well soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya MissCC - hope you’re feeling much better soon x

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Hey up stranger!!! Get yourself in a hot bath then into bed with Vicks on your feet & fluffy socks xxx Lots of hot drinks - do you have a flask??

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm posting this at arm's length because I don't want to catch anything.

Get well soon OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

Me too

I feel shocking!

Hope you feel better soon x

MrsK x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm posting this at arm's length because I don't want to catch anything.

Get well soon OP!

Thanks angel xx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

You havn't , if you had you wouldn't be typing...man up !!"

Awww how I've missed your caring side

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hey up stranger!!! Get yourself in a hot bath then into bed with Vicks on your feet & fluffy socks xxx Lots of hot drinks - do you have a flask??

B x"

Hey!! I'm wrapped up hope you are both well

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hiya MissCC - hope you’re feeling much better soon x"

I'll survive

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If, you genuinely have proper flu, you won't be able to lift your head off the pillow. It's that bad.

I always remember my mother, who was a nurse, saying this when I was younger.

I'm posting with my head on said pillow

Good to know

I hope you get well soon."

I'll be fine and thank you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

Well we love you!! If it weren’t for you we wouldn’t be getting married in 76 days lol

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Good luck with the wedding!! Wish you guys all the happiness in the world

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hey cheeky!! Nice to see you back

Not nice to hear you're feeling unwell.

That's as far as my sympathy goes. Ask the old man

I've missed you guys, I thought about you the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiya MissCC - hope you’re feeling much better soon x

I'll survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up with it on Christmas Day and got told: mug of lemonade, shot of whiskey and a beechams powder heated in the microwave. 2 days later I was back on track and feeling well. Hope you feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman up! You're giving us all a bad name.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Woman up! You're giving us all a bad name.

Hahahaha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I woke up with it on Christmas Day and got told: mug of lemonade, shot of whiskey and a beechams powder heated in the microwave. 2 days later I was back on track and feeling well. Hope you feel better soon. "

I'll have a go at that

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop. When I have finished with you you'll be weak for days.

Yours Flu

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop. When I have finished with you you'll be weak for days.

Yours Flu "

Funny fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey cheeky!! Nice to see you back

Not nice to hear you're feeling unwell.

That's as far as my sympathy goes. Ask the old man

I've missed you guys, I thought about you the other day

That's dangerous!!! We missed you too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can't be avoided

It's spreading the uk like wild fire

Antibiotics don't really touch it

Night nurse did help me sleep

Cut lemons in half square into a mug ..add boiling water....and honey if you have the cough to

Drink while it's boiling hot

I'm thinking the properties in the lemon ad the boiling hot water helped kill mine ....

I wasted 30 quid in the chemist prior to this old wives one with zero improvement.

Pharmaceuticals are just one big con...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze not square

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

You havn't , if you had you wouldn't be typing...man up !!

Awww how I've missed your caring side

Don't want to disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it up buttercup least it’s not man flu. Now that’s bad lol get well soon hun x

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

I'm so glad you said that in a sense. No such thing as man flu: It's person flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving

FGS, man up! Failing that fluffy jim-jams, duvet wrapped around you, a roaring log fire and hot bowl of chicken soup.

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