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"You spelled onions wrong in the title." Ta. Probs down to not being able to see properly. | |||
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"You spelled onions wrong in the title. Ta. Probs down to not being able to see properly. " You gotta stop crying man. That shallot of tears. | |||
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"So Mushy what's the topic?  "It's a brand name and quite probably a trademark of a tasty chocolate bar by Mars. I'll spare you the joke about squirrel shit. | |||
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"You spelled onions wrong in the title. Ta. Probs down to not being able to see properly. " I can see well my spelling is just crap , lol xx  | |||
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"So Mushy what's the topic? "Mushrooms, onions and a topic. Is this a culinary debate? | |||
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"You spelled onions wrong in the title. Ta. Probs down to not being able to see properly. You gotta stop crying man. That shallot of tears." pmsl xx | |||
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"So Mushy what's the topic?
It's a brand name and quite probably a trademark of a tasty chocolate bar by Mars.
I'll spare you the joke about squirrel shit. "Go on tell us the joke about the squirrel shit ive not heard it since the other thread 5 mins ago | |||
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" Who's up for a mass debate? Unless you've a better offer to make?" Had one in a field this lunchtime thanks | |||
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"So Mushy what's the topic?
It's a brand name and quite probably a trademark of a tasty chocolate bar by Mars.
I'll spare you the joke about squirrel shit.
Go on tell us the joke about the squirrel shit ive not heard it since the other thread 5 mins ago " | |||
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" Who's up for a mass debate? Unless you've a better offer to make? Had one in a field this lunchtime thanks "was it a pagan one then? | |||
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"all i heard was masderbate" Is that wanking in Asda? | |||
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"So Mushy what's the topic?
Mushrooms, onions and a topic. Is this a culinary debate? "Todays topic. Will Mushroom bring tears to your eyes? lol | |||
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"Not long had one thanks and now im doing the dinner "are you wearing your maids outfit, with the heels stockings,suspenders, a top showing more than a hint of breast, hair swept back,in a stern,but with just a hint of sexual promiscuity,kinda style, jesus i'm getting a stiffy. errrmmmm i meant to say,whats for dinner.  | |||
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"Promiscuity. That's the fancy Italian ham, sliced really thin, right?" Queue the joke, what do you think i am, a money box? Yes, i know. | |||
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"So Mushy what's the topic?
It's a brand name and quite probably a trademark of a tasty chocolate bar by Mars.
I'll spare you the joke about squirrel shit.
Go on tell us the joke about the squirrel shit ive not heard it since the other thread 5 mins ago " | |||
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"Not long had one thanks and now im doing the dinner
are you wearing your maids outfit,
with the heels stockings,suspenders,
a top showing more than a hint of breast,
hair swept back,in a stern,but with just a hint of sexual promiscuity,kinda style,
jesus i'm getting a stiffy.
errrmmmm i meant to say,whats for dinner. "Like sheep to the slaughter. | |||
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" Who's up for a mass debate? Unless you've a better offer to make? Had one in a field this lunchtime thanks
was it a pagan one then?"Well he is welsh...or are they barbarians?  | |||
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"So Mushy what's the topic?
Mushrooms, onions and a topic. Is this a culinary debate?
Todays topic. Will Mushroom bring tears to your eyes? lol
"not mushroom for manoever on that topic. | |||
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"Promiscuity. That's the fancy Italian ham, sliced really thin, right?" bastard,i thought it was a kinda pasta. | |||
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"all i heard was masderbate Is that wanking in Asda?" or knocking out a quick one in a japanese car? | |||
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"Promiscuity. That's the fancy Italian ham, sliced really thin, right? bastard,i thought it was a kinda pasta. "kina than what eh? kinda than giving you nothing for dinner you filthy minded man you. tch | |||
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"Not long had one thanks and now im doing the dinner
are you wearing your maids outfit,
with the heels stockings,suspenders,
a top showing more than a hint of breast,
hair swept back,in a stern,but with just a hint of sexual promiscuity,kinda style,
jesus i'm getting a stiffy.
errrmmmm i meant to say,whats for dinner.
Like sheep
to the slaughter.
"sacrifices must be made, rugs dont make themselves.  | |||
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" Who's up for a mass debate? Unless you've a better offer to make? Had one in a field this lunchtime thanks
was it a pagan one then?
Well he is welsh...or are they barbarians? "no matter as long as you used a conan. | |||
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"Promiscuity. That's the fancy Italian ham, sliced really thin, right? bastard,i thought it was a kinda pasta.
kina than what eh? kinda than giving you nothing for dinner you filthy minded man you. tch"thanks be nice,it's not often i get a complimentxx  | |||
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"Not long had one thanks and now im doing the dinner
are you wearing your maids outfit,
with the heels stockings,suspenders,
a top showing more than a hint of breast,
hair swept back,in a stern,but with just a hint of sexual promiscuity,kinda style,
jesus i'm getting a stiffy.
errrmmmm i meant to say,whats for dinner.
Like sheep
to the slaughter.
sacrifices must be made,
rugs dont make themselves. "undoubtedly, selective breeding is called for | |||
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"Promiscuity. That's the fancy Italian ham, sliced really thin, right? bastard,i thought it was a kinda pasta.
kina than what eh? kinda than giving you nothing for dinner you filthy minded man you. tch
thanks be nice,it's not often i get a complimentxx "hey saucy, keep it quiet, but whats a compliment? like salt n peppa? | |||
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"Not long had one thanks and now im doing the dinner
are you wearing your maids outfit,
with the heels stockings,suspenders,
a top showing more than a hint of breast,
hair swept back,in a stern,but with just a hint of sexual promiscuity,kinda style,
jesus i'm getting a stiffy.
errrmmmm i meant to say,whats for dinner.
Like sheep
to the slaughter.
sacrifices must be made,
rugs dont make themselves.
undoubtedly, selective breeding is called for"no need to be selective, just get the sheep d*unk | |||
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"Not long had one thanks and now im doing the dinner
are you wearing your maids outfit,
with the heels stockings,suspenders,
a top showing more than a hint of breast,
hair swept back,in a stern,but with just a hint of sexual promiscuity,kinda style,
jesus i'm getting a stiffy.
errrmmmm i meant to say,whats for dinner.
Like sheep
to the slaughter.
sacrifices must be made,
rugs dont make themselves.
undoubtedly, selective breeding is called for
no need to be selective,
just get the sheep d*unk "what are ewe like? | |||
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"Not long had one thanks and now im doing the dinner
are you wearing your maids outfit,
with the heels stockings,suspenders,
a top showing more than a hint of breast,
hair swept back,in a stern,but with just a hint of sexual promiscuity,kinda style,
jesus i'm getting a stiffy.
errrmmmm i meant to say,whats for dinner.
Like sheep
to the slaughter.
sacrifices must be made,
rugs dont make themselves.
undoubtedly, selective breeding is called for
no need to be selective,
just get the sheep d*unk
what are ewe like?"baaaaaa hum rug! | |||
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"Promiscuity. That's the fancy Italian ham, sliced really thin, right? bastard,i thought it was a kinda pasta. "No, that's the pasta where they give 10p to a third world country for every pack you buy. | |||
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"Not long had one thanks and now im doing the dinner
are you wearing your maids outfit,
with the heels stockings,suspenders,
a top showing more than a hint of breast,
hair swept back,in a stern,but with just a hint of sexual promiscuity,kinda style,
jesus i'm getting a stiffy.
errrmmmm i meant to say,whats for dinner.
Like sheep
to the slaughter.
sacrifices must be made,
rugs dont make themselves.
undoubtedly, selective breeding is called for
no need to be selective,
just get the sheep d*unk
what are ewe like?
baaaaaa hum rug!"oi,the rug heard that. | |||
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