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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here are some fun facts for you:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to add to these crazy facts. (and gotta love that pig)

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Male Sea horses give birth ( I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The duck billed platypus is the only venomous mammal and they lay eggs too

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By *ute Manchester SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Baby puffins are called pufflings

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To save time, millipedes wear slip ons

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

TRAINED PIGEONS CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PAINTINGS OF PABLO PICASSO AND CLAUDE MONET.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clownfish can change sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses can't be sick.

It's why so many of them die from colic.

Also there is no such thing as a white horse.

There is a grey gene and a white gene. In horses the double white gene is invariably fatal.

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

MORAY EELS HAVE A SECOND SET OF JAWS THAT EXTENDS FROM THEIR THROATS.

Sounds like they'd be good for blow jobs fellas

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Why are orangutans orange?

Their colouring does help them blend in. The water in peat swamp forests, where orangutans live, tends to be a muddy orange. Sunlight reflected off this water can give the forest an orange cast, making orangutans hard to see in dappled light.

Many of their nests, up in the forest canopy, contain orangey-brown dead leaves, and some trees have reddish leaves when young.

Ground-based predators would only see orangutans in the canopy as a mere silhouette. 

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A tarantula can survive for two years without food.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ostriches don't actually bury their heads in the sand, unless they take a shovel with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A clownfish can change sex"

Some people can change sex too

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Fish can drown...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those lovely white tropical sandy beaches are Parrot fish poo from them eating coral.

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Polar bears skin is black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The duck billed platypus is the only venomous mammal and they lay eggs too "

And what’s the other only egg laying mammal?

An echidna, that’s right.

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Still wondering who came first ' the chicken or the egg '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some smaller male cuttlefish pretend to be female so they can stealthily n sneakily fertilise the females eggs literally right under the nose of the bigger n stronger male,who doesn't recognise the 'female' as competition while he's busy chasing away the other non cross dressing males!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Some monkeys have sex for fun too... And to settle arguments, it doesn't matter what sext he 2 monkeys are, they have sex (at least bonobo's do)

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By *leedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Hippopotamuses mammary milk is pink....

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

The duck billed platypus has no nipples, it sweats milk and its young lick it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here are some fun facts for you:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to add to these crazy facts. (and gotta love that pig)"

Bonobos have sex for pleasure as do many other primates

Not just human and dolphins sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffes tongue is purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A daddy long legs is one of the most venomous animals on the planet but it does not affect the human because of the size of us and our immune system.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Goldfish can't swim backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans cant outrun a tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocodiles can digest steel!!!

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By *oysvsgirlsMan
over a year ago

farnborough

[Removed by poster at 12/01/18 00:56:38]

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By *oysvsgirlsMan
over a year ago

farnborough

There is no such thing as a fish

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Bonobo monkeys also masturbate!

And there is no such thing a seagulls, just various gulls, as the boring 'twitcher fecker' in my local pub keeps telling me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans cant outrun a tiger"

As long as you're not the slowest runner out of whoever it's chasing down then it's all good

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

female kangaroos Have Three Vaginas.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

A chicken once lived for 18 months after being decapitated by a farmer. He (the chicken) was called Mike. Mike was fed with a pipette directly into his open throat cavity.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hammerhead Sharks can't knock in nails

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

squirrels are officially the sexiest animal around. fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"squirrels are officially the sexiest animal around. fact "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sea otters are awful they fuck baby seals. As it turns out, sea otters are some of the biggest sickos of the animal kingdom.

It takes a lot of resources to feed an otter - they need to eat approximately 25% of their body weight every single day. When food is in short supply things can get ugly. Some males will hold otter pups hostage until the mother pays a ransom of food to the male.

But they don't just abduct babies. Sea otters also fuck baby seals to death. Male otters will find a juvenile harbor seal and mount it, as if he were mating with a female otter. Unfortunately, part of the mating process involves holding the female’s head under water which ultimately kills the seal pups (and over 10% of female otters). For over an hour and a half, the male otter will hold the seal pup in this position, fucking it until it is dead. Sometimes when the seal pup dies, it is just let go and the otter will begin to groom itself. Some otters, however, will hang on to the dead pup and continue to fuck its dead and decaying corpse for up to a week later.

(Ive had to use the word fuck in place of another word which can't be posted)

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

The badger is Britain’s largest hedgerow omnivore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://mom.me/pets/19914-venomous-mammals/

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"Still wondering who came first ' the chicken or the egg '"

To find out the answer. I have ordered one of each from eBay. I'll keep you posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits can't be sick.

Cows can go upstairs but not down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chicken once lived for 18 months after being decapitated by a farmer. He (the chicken) was called Mike. Mike was fed with a pipette directly into his open throat cavity."

It wasn't decapitated it was only partially so, there was sufficient spinal cord still connected to stay alive.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A male gorilla only has a one inch penis

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Do fish get thirsty ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the vaginas on here look like a Hippopotamus yawning

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pound for pound or gram for gram a spider is the bravest animal in the world.

It's about the size of a coin and if you piss it off will chase a human for a mile till it bites you or feels your far away enough from its web

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Female elephant is pregnant for nearly 2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog is in love so we gona cut his balls

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

if a sharks heart stops . it will die. Like the bus in speed

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dogs can't look up.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dogs can't look up."
Shaun says they can . And they can .

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Dogs can't look up. Shaun says they can . And they can ."

But big Al says they can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some species can become single gender if the predator level is negligible. Females begin self-fertilising, birthing only females and the species can turn all-female within two generations. Scientists also believe there's no reason this couldn't happen in humans.

The whiptail lizard is single-gender and the official state reptile of New Mexico. It counters the genetic limit on diversity by having twice the number of chromosomes. Go, New Mexico, the XYXY state!

Other species can change gender.

The largest female in a harem of Asian Sheephead Wrasse changes gender to become male when the dominant male disappears, as males are wont to do, because harems, eh? Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em to a fish market.

It's kinda sad she has to turn so ugly and grow such a big head but that's the cost of spitting your semen wherever you fancy.

Bearded dragons can go from male to female while still in the egg. Strictly speaking, they're still genetically male but gain the reproductive abilities of the female. They actually lay more eggs than standard females, too, which of course they do. They probably boast loudly about it to their mates down the pub later, with their big hipster beards.

Garter snakes mate in a big ball of snake, like some kind of Caligulan orgy. When they're ready to mate after hibernation, the males can be a bit slow, so some mimic being female. This causes other males to ball them, literally, which hides them from predators and raises their temperature to get them moving quicker.

One also needs to hide from predators sometimes, when one can't move quickly because one is in heels.

The cuttlefish changes one side of its body to appear female, which is shows to other males to prevent them competing with it, while it displays itself as male to the female it's trying to woo. The male looking on has no idea, though once discovered, the onlooker will probably start talking about wanting "the best of both worlds but please don't tell my mates," as many tgirls are familiar with.

Clownfish (Nemo) have a hierarchy with a female at the top. This is probably about as common in fish as it is in human corporations. When she dies, the most dominant male changes gender to replace her. They also have a prettier wardrobe.

The Black-finned Goby's genitals are similar in male and female, which allows them to change gender quite easily, usually F2M but sometimes M2F. Science suggests females which become males lose their submissive behaviour and take on jagged movements, which are known as "jerks." Males/jerks. Obviously.

If two females of a particular species of Goby are living on the same reef and both used to be male, one of them can become male again. Well, somebody has to go top.

Chickens can experience gender change either way. If an egg with male chromosomes is cooled for a few days after laying, it can develop as a genetic male with female reproductive attributes. Born with two sex organs, only a female chicken's left ovary is functional. Sometimes that ovary can regress and the right testes becomes dominant. A cock with one ball, so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mantis shrimp can spin its claws so fast it boils the water around it......true

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A cheetah can run 100 metres 4 seconds quicker than Usain Bolt !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goldfish have good memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if a sharks heart stops . it will die. Like the bus in speed"

Doesn't everything die if its heart stops? Not counting resuscitation obs.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"A chicken once lived for 18 months after being decapitated by a farmer. He (the chicken) was called Mike. Mike was fed with a pipette directly into his open throat cavity.

It wasn't decapitated it was only partially so, there was sufficient spinal cord still connected to stay alive."

He had no head fella. That's decapitated

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Goldfish have good memories. "

True. I had a goldfish that went nuts doing sumersaults when I came in from work

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