FabSwingers.com forum: You have half an hour before the world ends what would you do

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

So half an hour to go what would you do

If I was at work I’d grab that hot girl I’m always eyeing up and show her my stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty the dishwasher

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Brush my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft boil 6 eggs one after the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd post threads all over the Internet asking, "Happy now? This is all you fault, you twat."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just cuddle up with Pooch and cry I think .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pissed and run through town naked with a bottle of bud hanging out of my ass...

I'll be buggered if it's a hoax though

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Have a shit

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Hug my babies, tell them I love them, kiss my husband ..... and tell them all to meet me in the garden on the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get pissed and run through town naked with a bottle of bud hanging out of my ass...

I'll be buggered if it's a hoax though

You'd be buggered if it wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the immortal words of Father Jack.....

Drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the immortal words of Father Jack.....

Drink!"

Or feck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my kids wasn’t with me id ring them to tell them I loved them and if they were we would play one of our favourite games.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I already fell for that at 23:59 on 31/12/99. Slapping that police officer's ass wasn't worth it. Never again.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd post threads all over the Internet asking, "Happy now? This is all you fault, you twat.""

Yep dam plastic lol

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Get pissed and run through town naked with a bottle of bud hanging out of my ass...

I'll be buggered if it's a hoax though

Haha

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"If my kids wasn’t with me id ring them to tell them I loved them and if they were we would play one of our favourite games.

Geeky x"

Awww

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Hug my babies, tell them I love them, kiss my husband ..... and tell them all to meet me in the garden on the other side

Lovely

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd name and shame people on the forum,talk about banned subjects and basically be a twat.....

No change there then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go steel a lambo from garrage down road pick up a sexy lady and go for a joy ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get pissed and run through town naked with a bottle of bud hanging out of my ass...

I'll be buggered if it's a hoax though

You'd be buggered if it wasn't.

Lmfao funny as fuck top stuff hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now? Panic.

I could get to 3 of our kids in that time frame, the fourth and most vulnerable is about a 45mins drive away. The thought of her being alone and scared doesn't bare thinking about.

I'd jump in the car with hubby and the dog, collect the 3 I can, call the eldest through the car stereo so we can calm her and try my dann hardest to reach her - probably quite fruitlessly but not trying wouldn't be an option, I'm a mum before anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag the Hubby, I want to go out Shagging

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Right now? Panic.

I could get to 3 of our kids in that time frame, the fourth and most vulnerable is about a 45mins drive away. The thought of her being alone and scared doesn't bare thinking about.

So cute

beautiful

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Some very depressing/thought provoking answers....

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Some very depressing/thought provoking answers....

Very true. Perhaps I should have said with all honesty what would you do.

Well I’d drive home to my wife as fast as I could if I was near enough, if not spend that time on the phone trying to get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure I went out with a bang......,and on top of him... my tits bouncing in his face and scream his name as I cum!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Let my loved ones know I've always loved them unconditionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure I went out with a bang......,and on top of him... my tits bouncing in his face and scream his name as I cum!!!"

That sounds like a splendid plan

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

pay all my bills and the milk

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I probably wouldn’t renew the car tax

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Knowing me spend 29 minutes running round wondering what to do and 1 minute thinking "damn I should have done x,y or z"

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

turn all the clocks back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit and wait for the end with a bottle of jd and a loved one

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’d just want to be with my kids, my mum and my brother - then if I’ve been a good enough person we’ll all join dad in heaven.

Simple really! Xx

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’d just want to be with my kids, my mum and my brother - then if I’ve been a good enough person we’ll all join dad in heaven.

Simple really! Xx"

Awwww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I probably wouldn’t renew the car tax

Or tv license

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be on my knees praying then drinking wine to take the edge off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling my loved ones that I love them dearly and thanking them for the great family times that we've had.

If it was nukes, all sit out in the garden and have a lovely picnic, being vapiurused in one 20,000th of a second in a direct hit won't hurt a bit, in fact no one would feel a thing.

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

Shave my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab my kids and my other half and we'd take it in turns telling eachother how much we loved eachother.

I'm such a softie

(P)

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Grab my kids and my other half and we'd take it in turns telling eachother how much we loved eachother.

I'm such a softie

(P)

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

See if I could make it to the top of the mountains.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Give the Jag a quick wash and then sit in comfort with a large glass of Single Malt

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d sit on the John one last time whilst singing God Save The Queen.

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By *queekyCheesyCouple
over a year ago

newark

Stand outside and watch everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a nice cuppa... Always makes things look better after a cuppa, then head to the Winchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have my very last lady wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masterbate like fuck!

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Curl up with the love of my life on the sofa and my kitties on my knee and just chill out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laser beams and gamma projectors

There'll be nothing on earth to protect us

When they arrive out of the sky

They'll be frying us alive

Call out the Army and United Nations

Alert the Police and Airforce Stations

Tell everybody to run and hide

Because the end is near at hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go next door and get her to give me the bj I have been thinking about getting of her or ages! She might not have thought about the same thing as me but you never know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to my favourite music and have a beer or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hold my 2 little boys as tight as I could and tell them how much I love them.

**I'm not crying, you're crying**

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Just enough time to cook a vesta chow mein (with crispy noodles) and stuff it down you

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Carry on as normal they always get it wrong x storm x

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By *uicy Lucy and percyCouple
over a year ago

wales

Sounds soppy but hold my girl in my arms on the beach looking out to the sea remembering all our good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't be able to get to my daughter and the phones would be no use. I'd hold her teddy she leaves here and a picture of us and have a cuppa.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Go to bed, by the time I am properly asleep I won't feel a thing and can die peacefully along with my dog. He might even be permitted under the covers on such an occasion.

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