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By *uralRob OP   Man
over a year ago

Ludlow

Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert"

This thread made me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert

This thread made me cringe "

So what, who cares what other people put on their status ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the local updates can be quite amusing at times, but then you pass the “uploaded a new pic” and you’re suddenly put off your breakfast

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"the local updates can be quite amusing at times, but then you pass the “uploaded a new pic” and you’re suddenly put off your breakfast "

I can't look at them - I honestly don't understand why so many men believe the gross pics they put up are actually attractive to women

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert

This thread made me cringe

So what, who cares what other people put on their status ?"

This site does for a start. Say anything they have a different opinion on and they delete it.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Seen some great ones over the years. Some of the rejection melt downs have been Meme worthy.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"the local updates can be quite amusing at times, but then you pass the “uploaded a new pic” and you’re suddenly put off your breakfast

I can't look at them - I honestly don't understand why so many men believe the gross pics they put up are actually attractive to women "

I saw a pic loaded yesterday and it made me looked like he needed urgent medical attention tbh. I do wonder what goes through some people's mind when they load manky pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert"

Do you look at other guys profiles a lot to see their statuses?

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well. "

A stamped bat

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"the local updates can be quite amusing at times, but then you pass the “uploaded a new pic” and you’re suddenly put off your breakfast

I can't look at them - I honestly don't understand why so many men believe the gross pics they put up are actually attractive to women

I saw a pic loaded yesterday and it made me looked like he needed urgent medical attention tbh. I do wonder what goes through some people's mind when they load manky pictures "

@ manky pictures!

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well. "

*goes off to check I have none of the offending pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

*goes off to check I have none of the offending pics "

Haha all your pics have the right amount of tease, all very good

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over a year ago

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well. "

This.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well. "

Not to my taste, but as they seem to do well in hot pics, it would seem alot of folk do like those pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

This. "

Can't say I particularly like looking at photos like this myself but people obviously like it since there's a market for that kind of material within the porn industry

I can't imagine ever wanting to show the world what I had for breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

Not to my taste, but as they seem to do well in hot pics, it would seem alot of folk do like those pics. "

If you look at the hot pics now you'll notice that women who have their face in the picture are doing well. Id say over half the top 10 there's a girl with her face in the pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

This.

Can't say I particularly like looking at photos like this myself but people obviously like it since there's a market for that kind of material within the porn industry

I can't imagine ever wanting to show the world what I had for breakfast! "

No its true there is a market for it. I like a nice full nude, including vagina in it but I just don't like extreme close ups of it being held open like an elevator door about to shut

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

Not to my taste, but as they seem to do well in hot pics, it would seem alot of folk do like those pics.

If you look at the hot pics now you'll notice that women who have their face in the picture are doing well. Id say over half the top 10 there's a girl with her face in the pic. "

I rarely look. As some things I've seen have left me wanting to bleach my eyeballs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

Not to my taste, but as they seem to do well in hot pics, it would seem alot of folk do like those pics.

If you look at the hot pics now you'll notice that women who have their face in the picture are doing well. Id say over half the top 10 there's a girl with her face in the pic.

I rarely look. As some things I've seen have left me wanting to bleach my eyeballs."

Haha OK you can safely look at the top 10-15 pics at the moment. There wasn't any that made me go ewuugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

Not to my taste, but as they seem to do well in hot pics, it would seem alot of folk do like those pics. "

Perhaps men claim not to like them but secretly do, not wanting to be seen as the crude lascivious creatures by nature we really are. Personally i love them and i don't care who knows it. On that note, feel free to pm me some to warm my cockles on this frosty morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

Not to my taste, but as they seem to do well in hot pics, it would seem alot of folk do like those pics.

Perhaps men claim not to like them but secretly do, not wanting to be seen as the crude lascivious creatures by nature we really are. Personally i love them and i don't care who knows it. On that note, feel free to pm me some to warm my cockles on this frosty morning. "

Most men probably do like them because as was pointed out those pics do well on the hot list. If I could screenshot the pics I fab and show ye you wouldn't see any of those though

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well. "

Not sure whether it's pics like these, or the cocks hovering over loos that are the worst... My vote would go to the toilet pics, probably because I don't look at female profiles and don't come across the ones where you can look straight in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

Not sure whether it's pics like these, or the cocks hovering over loos that are the worst... My vote would go to the toilet pics, probably because I don't look at female profiles and don't come across the ones where you can look straight in there "

These men simply hope to display their prowess at getting it in the bowl and not all over the floor and half way up the wall. It's biology, such skills prove their suitability as potential mates and will undoubtedly have women falling over themselves in desire as a result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert

Do you look at other guys profiles a lot to see their statuses? "
You beat me to it lol

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

Not sure whether it's pics like these, or the cocks hovering over loos that are the worst... My vote would go to the toilet pics, probably because I don't look at female profiles and don't come across the ones where you can look straight in there

These men simply hope to display their prowess at getting it in the bowl and not all over the floor and half way up the wall. It's biology, such skills prove their suitability as potential mates and will undoubtedly have women falling over themselves in desire as a result. "

Ah of course!!! Since you put it that way, they are probably a real catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i rarely put up a status - and for those that do its fine - its actually a great filter - some of the stuff thats written makes me think they would say it anywhere and i would steer clear - some are hysterical and love to read them

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert"

Are u looking for men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right... If someone wants to put a status/pic/forum comment on here, and it doesn't break the rules, then they can. It's their choice. If it offends others, or irks some or even makes another grind their teeth and want to start a thread to show their displeasure, the beautiful thing about free will is that you can jog on by and let them get on with it!

Also, if it's putting folk off of them, why are you telling your competition they are messing up?!!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I quite like graphic foof pics. I just have a perv and make no judgement on the person displaying them. But that's just me like.

Appreciate this wasn't the original topic of this thread but as they got mentioned....

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

A stamped bat "

The ones that look like Predator yawning scare me

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"The ugliest pictures I've seen have all been uploaded by women. Big wide open vagina pics, pics or being cream pied by a few lads etc... The vagina will filled with cum or just held open doesn't pic well.

A stamped bat

The ones that look like Predator yawning scare me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the local updates can be quite amusing at times, but then you pass the “uploaded a new pic” and you’re suddenly put off your breakfast "

Tickled me that

MrsK x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh boys.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Right... If someone wants to put a status/pic/forum comment on here, and it doesn't break the rules, then they can."

What about if it does break the rules?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert"

How's mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert

How's mine?"

Turn around Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a couple local to me and there status is well thought out.

It says male half ready to fuck now fuck now fuck now.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


" 'The vagina open doesn't pic well'. "
(paraphrased)

We disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert

How's mine?

Turn around Jim "

Bright eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert

How's mine?

Turn around Jim "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I like them desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like them desperate. "

Show us ya cow pie.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Being desperate works.

Be the cool cat in the corner, and watch as the desperado begs the girl you been making eye contact with for half the night, then takes her into a side room, then peek through the door as he fucks her, then he comes out and high fives everyone and tells them he fucked the dumb slut. But hey, at least you're still a cool cat.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"There's a couple local to me and there status is well thought out.

It says male half ready to fuck now fuck now fuck now."

Might be similar to the 'couple' on my local feed- male is always free and looking, female is always out at work

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I remember the days I was desperate. Bit of skirt would catch my eye, I'd walk up to her, trip over my feet, fall head first into her ample bosom, get a slap around the face, move on.

This would happen to me for about 2 years. Talk about coincidence.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like them desperate.

Show us ya cream pie."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like them desperate.

Show us ya cream pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the local updates can be quite amusing at times, but then you pass the “uploaded a new pic” and you’re suddenly put off your breakfast

I can't look at them - I honestly don't understand why so many men believe the gross pics they put up are actually attractive to women "

Probably the same reason as some women post pics of their gaping spaff dropping maws!

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By *uralRob OP   Man
over a year ago

Ludlow


"Some off the men's status makes you cringe, sound so desperate. Just be yourself guys. #imnoexpert

Do you look at other guys profiles a lot to see their statuses? You beat me to it lol"

No not at all, but do look at who's local quite often and as you know there is uasually 10 men's profile to 1 couples profile.

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