FabSwingers.com forum: I need a wife!

By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

One that is qualified in the 3Cs

Cock, Clean and Conjugal.

Men I can count on you to be very understand and respectable in your views

Lady's. Bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a wife too!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I need a wife too!

Excuse me, this is my thread, get your own room

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

That’s not very polite, maybe you could share one or something

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m that wife. But I’m taken. Can we have men that take the bins out. And close the toilet ???????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm.free...

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm.free..."

What, to take out the bins.

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.free..."

Ye gods woman, block your mail box now

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"That’s not very polite, maybe you could share one or something

My woman (if I had one) I'll share, but not my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W.I.F.E

W... Washing

I... Ironing

F... Food

E... Entertainment xx

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"W.I.F.E

W... Washing

I... Ironing

F... Food

E... Entertainment xx"

Is,she on holiday allowing you on the forum like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"W.I.F.E

W... Washing

I... Ironing

F... Food

E... Entertainment xx

Is,she on holiday allowing you on the forum like this"

Lol this is her just posting what I know he would type if he saw and used the forums xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I don't mind the washing food and entertainment bit but if he was to hand me the iron id whack him with it whilst hot lol xx

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Oh and I don't mind the washing food and entertainment bit but if he was to hand me the iron id whack him with it whilst hot lol xx"

With that attitude of not allowing him on the forums, thats why I'm looking for a wife with the 3Cs, after that I could just go to the pub, untill she falls asleep.

And then start again the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I don't mind the washing food and entertainment bit but if he was to hand me the iron id whack him with it whilst hot lol xx

With that attitude of not allowing him on the forums, thats why I'm looking for a wife with the 3Cs, after that I could just go to the pub, untill she falls asleep.

And then start again the next day"

Ohhhh its not that I don't allow him he's just not that bothered about them x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'll be someone's wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I need a wife too!

I'm exhausted I need looking after

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By *evilishone69Man
over a year ago

fleet

Hate to say this fella there overrated to be honest :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you any good with a drill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, take a deep breath, you'll be okay, it'll pass, you just need a little counselling that's all.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd love a wife...sighs

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd make a good wife, oh I already did! That's why as a couple we're not married!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.free...

Ye gods woman, block your mail box now

It will be the usual barren wilderness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.free...

What, to take out the bins.

Never!

Bins are easy.... Wheels.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

You can have the first one.... the second will take an awful lot on negotiation...

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By *rsannemacCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

"I need a wife too!

testarossa, have mine if I can watch xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a wife too!

Excuse me, this is my thread, get your own room

Charming!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Apart from Evie, all the lady's seem to be looking for a wife.

So how the f.c.u.k am I going to get one if all of the wife material are looking for the same thing.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I need a wife too!

Excuse me, this is my thread, get your own room

Charming!

Straight away your looking an argument

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Apart from Evie, all the lady's seem to be looking for a wife.

So how the f.c.u.k am I going to get one if all of the wife material are looking for the same thing.

Try a dating site

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"OP, take a deep breath, you'll be okay, it'll pass, you just need a little counselling that's all.

I hear you my brother, I hear you!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Apart from Evie, all the lady's seem to be looking for a wife.

So how the f.c.u.k am I going to get one if all of the wife material are looking for the same thing.

Try a dating site "

And then I'll have to buy flowers

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm.free...

What, to take out the bins.

Never!

Bins are easy.... Wheels.

Not from the kitchen.

See you just don't know what man have to go through, to keep a happy home

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Apart from Evie, all the lady's seem to be looking for a wife.

So how the f.c.u.k am I going to get one if all of the wife material are looking for the same thing.

Try a dating site

And then I'll have to buy flowers "

You only get out what you put in a swinging site may not be the best place to find a wife.. Try ads and geekys thread

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Apart from Evie, all the lady's seem to be looking for a wife.

So how the f.c.u.k am I going to get one if all of the wife material are looking for the same thing.

Try a dating site

And then I'll have to buy flowers

You only get out what you put in a swinging site may not be the best place to find a wife.. Try ads and geekys thread "

I did and they said try a site called fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - does the wife have to be white?

i.e. so she can match the other "white goods" in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.free...

What, to take out the bins.

Never!

Bins are easy.... Wheels.

Not from the kitchen.

See you just don't know what man have to go through, to keep a happy home "

A granny ramp? Obv not strong enough to lift it...

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"OP - does the wife have to be white?

i.e. so she can match the other "white goods" in the kitchen

I said wife.

Not a trophy wife to match the mahogany cupboard,

But then again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My man would have to cook, shop and wash up.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm.free...

What, to take out the bins.

Never!

Bins are easy.... Wheels.

Not from the kitchen.

See you just don't know what man have to go through, to keep a happy home

A granny ramp? Obv not strong enough to lift it...

I agree whole heartedly, my weeks rubbish just fills half a Tesco bag. If I got a wife I would have to think about recycling and green waste.

I might have to rethink this thread,

Hold on ill be back soon

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By *rsannemacCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

"I need a wife too!

Excuse me, this is my thread, get your own room

Charming!

yes please

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"My man would have to cook, shop and wash up."

But if you filled out the application with your attached CV with the required minimum 3Cs

You have a happy Man, and what more should a true wife want xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human,

Useless

Species

But

Admits

No wrong

Doing

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Human,

Useless

Species

But

Admits

No wrong

Doing

Your statement actually says that your a honest woman, by admitting even when wrong your right.

So that concluded that I will always be right.

Question, have you got your CV with the 3Cs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My man would have to cook, shop and wash up.

But if you filled out the application with your attached CV with the required minimum 3Cs

You have a happy Man, and what more should a true wife want xx"

A man who cooks, shops and washes up

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’m that wife. But I’m taken. Can we have men that take the bins out. And close the toilet ??????????? "

This is one reason I prefer staying single!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m that wife. But I’m taken. Can we have men that take the bins out. And close the toilet ???????????

This is one reason I prefer staying single! "

You don't live with a grown up son then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the church your future with see’s three things

The aise

The alter

And then you,

Aise, alter, you

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

I was an excellent wife

I much prefer being an ex wife though lol

I won't be submitting my CV for this role.

Awaiting something much more fun

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m that wife. But I’m taken. Can we have men that take the bins out. And close the toilet ??????????? "

It's as easy to close the seat, infact easier to close than it is to open! Bloody equality gone to far if you ask me. You'll want equal pay and the right to vote next!

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By *evilishone69Man
over a year ago

fleet

"Hate to say this fella there overrated to be honest :p "

Cheers

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By *9-Pleasure_69Man
over a year ago

london

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By *9-Pleasure_69Man
over a year ago

london

"I was an excellent wife

I much prefer being an ex wife though lol

I won't be submitting my CV for this role.

Awaiting something much more fun

I would throw my hat in the mix for u

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