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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Was recently staying in a hotel in London where they were staging an international chess tournament.

I was nipping out for a pint so was in the checking in area when I overheard the tournament competitors talking.

All they were doing was going on about how they'd shagged this person or that person, what they'd done to the chambermaid etc.

Only when I realized what time of year it was did it make sense.

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

I'll get my coat.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year

"

That's even worse

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"I don't know why you are shaking, she's going to eat me"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Was recently staying in a hotel in London where they were staging an international chess tournament.

I was nipping out for a pint so was in the checking in area when I overheard the tournament competitors talking.

All they were doing was going on about how they'd shagged this person or that person, what they'd done to the chambermaid etc.

Only when I realized what time of year it was did it make sense.

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

I'll get my coat....."

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

2 snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other 'can you smell carrots'..

I know..

But it still tickles me..

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