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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So today i eat a biscuit and im suppose to be dieting...

Whats your confessions for the day?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

One biscuit!?

I haven't done anything that needs to be confessed so far. The day is yet young.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One biscuit!?

I haven't done anything that needs to be confessed so far. The day is yet young. "

Yup but ones too many. Doh!

Best got your naughty on. Quick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I fell asleep at work

Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change sec to sex in text messages to girls and blame it on autocorrect in the hope it puts the idea in their head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed brekkie. Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ate all the chocolates of the Xmas tree, threw the wrappers on the floor and blamed it on the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also drank my father in law's favourite 30 year old brandy while house sitting and topped it up with cold tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was stressing about Uni work so I ate a entire box of maltesers in 3 minutes. Good times.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I had a snowball this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I set fire to my neighbors Conifer while ing with a blowtorch and blamed it on the kids up the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also gatecrashed the Leeds CID police Xmas do while pretending to be an on call doctor!(free drinks all night) and I gave medical advice to the inspectors wife! .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also drank my father in law's favourite 30 year old brandy while house sitting and topped it up with cold tea "

Bastard!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I change sec to sex in text messages to girls and blame it on autocorrect in the hope it puts the idea in their head "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed brekkie. Again "

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I missed brekkie. Again

Tut tut"

Apologies Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv spent too much time on here with you lot rather than do my job

Must do better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also pretended to be blind so I could take my dog with my too a hotel that didn't allow dogs!(he's a Labrador) but a frisky fucker because he ran off across the dining room when somebody dropped some food and I had to then pretend to call across the floor to find him while wearing sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And his name was buck which didn't help shouting that out while trying to catch him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told a fib. But it was only a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a handful of mint matchmakers... for breakfast

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So today i eat a biscuit and im suppose to be dieting...

Whats your confessions for the day? "
My confession is that I've just had a perve at your pics OP

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I had a handful of mint matchmakers... for breakfast "

I fail to see how this is bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,'ve eaten 2 packets of crinkly chedders and I,m going to have another packet too XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And his name was buck which didn't help shouting that out while trying to catch him "

I think you win the confessions at the moment however the day is young..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love how most of these are about food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had anal sex with a fat girl last Xmas but unfortunately she was pissed and she shit her self .... wasn’t nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And his name was buck which didn't help shouting that out while trying to catch him

I think you win the confessions at the moment however the day is young..

"
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I thought I better stop as I was beginning to look bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to chiro in jeans that had stains from ketchup I spilled and had forgotten about. I didn't notice until I was there. The horror!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"And his name was buck which didn't help shouting that out while trying to catch him

I think you win the confessions at the moment however the day is young..

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I thought I better stop as I was beginning to look bad "

No do carry on it's amusing

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

yes is father rip rap all you bad ladys come to my room all the men do 50 press ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And his name was buck which didn't help shouting that out while trying to catch him

I think you win the confessions at the moment however the day is young..

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I thought I better stop as I was beginning to look bad

No do carry on it's amusing "
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Awwwww your just saying that to make me feel better

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"So today i eat a biscuit and im suppose to be dieting...

Whats your confessions for the day? "

Nothing, I am an angel, I have fed, mucked out and schooled horses, then done a serious body condition class and only eaten 3/4 an Atkins bar, some home-made soup, and a couple of slices of low fat cheese!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I mistakenly gave an autistic child the wrong food order thankfully he didn't go into meltdown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just screened a call from a friend. He can talk for Scotland and I don't have the energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So today i eat a biscuit and im suppose to be dieting...

Whats your confessions for the day? "

I ate my dinner 3 hours early because I was hungry. Loooong time until breakfast now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not very proud of this one but...

I once went on a "blind date/social" a few years back with this lady who looked very nice in her pictures but was err "bonkers" and she had this really annoying laugh like a donkey and she laughed at everything all the time .

Anyhow i get this two hour story of everything that's gone wrong in her life, everybody's died, family, friends, pets, the works, depression and recession and work and she's only just begun to recover and she was very nice apart from being bonkers with an annoying laugh and were finishing up in this restaurant and she wants to go up town and I couldn't bring myself to say no but I couldn't stand it any longer either so I decided to climb out the toilet window (I know terrible).

Long story short, smaller toilet window than I thought and bigger drop on other side than I imagined meant I ripped all my pants and fell on my head, staggering up the road while holding my pants up and dabbing my bleeding forehead.... She appeared... Wherve you been, what's happened I've been looking all over for you.. (oooh no, think quick)...I was mugged while having a quick fag, they've taken my wallet and me phone and me house keys, three big fellas I fought two off but the third one bashed me over the head .

Ill be alright, I just need to get home and have a nice cuppa.

To which she gave me a tenner for taxi and to my shame I took it

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I didn’t have brown sauce with my sausages this morning. I always do and I felt terrible not asking for it but I just had to do without. Will be go to hell now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm not very proud of this one but...

I once went on a "blind date/social" a few years back with this lady who looked very nice in her pictures but was err "bonkers" and she had this really annoying laugh like a donkey and she laughed at everything all the time .

Anyhow i get this two hour story of everything that's gone wrong in her life, everybody's died, family, friends, pets, the works, depression and recession and work and she's only just begun to recover and she was very nice apart from being bonkers with an annoying laugh and were finishing up in this restaurant and she wants to go up town and I couldn't bring myself to say no but I couldn't stand it any longer either so I decided to climb out the toilet window (I know terrible).

Long story short, smaller toilet window than I thought and bigger drop on other side than I imagined meant I ripped all my pants and fell on my head, staggering up the road while holding my pants up and dabbing my bleeding forehead.... She appeared... Wherve you been, what's happened I've been looking all over for you.. (oooh no, think quick)...I was mugged while having a quick fag, they've taken my wallet and me phone and me house keys, three big fellas I fought two off but the third one bashed me over the head .

Ill be alright, I just need to get home and have a nice cuppa.

To which she gave me a tenner for taxi and to my shame I took it

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Are you making these up?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not very proud of this one but...

I once went on a "blind date/social" a few years back with this lady who looked very nice in her pictures but was err "bonkers" and she had this really annoying laugh like a donkey and she laughed at everything all the time .

Anyhow i get this two hour story of everything that's gone wrong in her life, everybody's died, family, friends, pets, the works, depression and recession and work and she's only just begun to recover and she was very nice apart from being bonkers with an annoying laugh and were finishing up in this restaurant and she wants to go up town and I couldn't bring myself to say no but I couldn't stand it any longer either so I decided to climb out the toilet window (I know terrible).

Long story short, smaller toilet window than I thought and bigger drop on other side than I imagined meant I ripped all my pants and fell on my head, staggering up the road while holding my pants up and dabbing my bleeding forehead.... She appeared... Wherve you been, what's happened I've been looking all over for you.. (oooh no, think quick)...I was mugged while having a quick fag, they've taken my wallet and me phone and me house keys, three big fellas I fought two off but the third one bashed me over the head .

Ill be alright, I just need to get home and have a nice cuppa.

To which she gave me a tenner for taxi and to my shame I took it

Are you making these up?! "
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The names have been changed to protect the innocent but apart from that sadly there all true

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm not very proud of this one but...

I once went on a "blind date/social" a few years back with this lady who looked very nice in her pictures but was err "bonkers" and she had this really annoying laugh like a donkey and she laughed at everything all the time .

Anyhow i get this two hour story of everything that's gone wrong in her life, everybody's died, family, friends, pets, the works, depression and recession and work and she's only just begun to recover and she was very nice apart from being bonkers with an annoying laugh and were finishing up in this restaurant and she wants to go up town and I couldn't bring myself to say no but I couldn't stand it any longer either so I decided to climb out the toilet window (I know terrible).

Long story short, smaller toilet window than I thought and bigger drop on other side than I imagined meant I ripped all my pants and fell on my head, staggering up the road while holding my pants up and dabbing my bleeding forehead.... She appeared... Wherve you been, what's happened I've been looking all over for you.. (oooh no, think quick)...I was mugged while having a quick fag, they've taken my wallet and me phone and me house keys, three big fellas I fought two off but the third one bashed me over the head .

Ill be alright, I just need to get home and have a nice cuppa.

To which she gave me a tenner for taxi and to my shame I took it

Are you making these up?! .

The names have been changed to protect the innocent but apart from that sadly there all true "

That is bad! I can't believe you took the tenner,may the Lord strike you down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not very proud of this one but...

I once went on a "blind date/social" a few years back with this lady who looked very nice in her pictures but was err "bonkers" and she had this really annoying laugh like a donkey and she laughed at everything all the time .

Anyhow i get this two hour story of everything that's gone wrong in her life, everybody's died, family, friends, pets, the works, depression and recession and work and she's only just begun to recover and she was very nice apart from being bonkers with an annoying laugh and were finishing up in this restaurant and she wants to go up town and I couldn't bring myself to say no but I couldn't stand it any longer either so I decided to climb out the toilet window (I know terrible).

Long story short, smaller toilet window than I thought and bigger drop on other side than I imagined meant I ripped all my pants and fell on my head, staggering up the road while holding my pants up and dabbing my bleeding forehead.... She appeared... Wherve you been, what's happened I've been looking all over for you.. (oooh no, think quick)...I was mugged while having a quick fag, they've taken my wallet and me phone and me house keys, three big fellas I fought two off but the third one bashed me over the head .

Ill be alright, I just need to get home and have a nice cuppa.

To which she gave me a tenner for taxi and to my shame I took it

Are you making these up?! .

The names have been changed to protect the innocent but apart from that sadly there all true

That is bad! I can't believe you took the tenner,may the Lord strike you down!"
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That's just what the vicar said in confession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And his name was buck which didn't help shouting that out while trying to catch him

I think you win the confessions at the moment however the day is young..

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I thought I better stop as I was beginning to look bad "

And making them up! This can double up as my confession, not believing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've eaten a single fruit or vegetable yet. I'm still on Christmas shortbread and Crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And his name was buck which didn't help shouting that out while trying to catch him

I think you win the confessions at the moment however the day is young..

.

I thought I better stop as I was beginning to look bad

And making them up! This can double up as my confession, not believing! "
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Ooh ye of little faith

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