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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

On a course today, my 5th session out of 6 and I forgot to do my homework! I've only had a month to do it in as well

What excuse can I give to the course leader?!

(although to be fair they don't check that we've done it... It's more for our benefit really)

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By *hyscouseMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Tut tut

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Laptop died when you split massage oil and candle wax on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really the wrong person to get jovial witty answer from. Education should never be treated lightly or wasted even worse if you intelligent but don't apply yourself.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Do you have a dog ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looked at some stuff on fab and had to use eye bleach so couldn't see to do it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oh and it's only the 3rd session, not the 5th lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do you have a dog ??"

An obnoxious cat....?!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Really the wrong person to get jovial witty answer from. Education should never be treated lightly or wasted even worse if you intelligent but don't apply yourself. "

Awwwwww..... C'mon doc, it's not that bad I promise x I dud half of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really the wrong person to get jovial witty answer from. Education should never be treated lightly or wasted even worse if you intelligent but don't apply yourself.

Awwwwww..... C'mon doc, it's not that bad I promise x I dud half of it "

See me after class, the slipper will be coming out.

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

I’m on day 3 of 5 if a course. 2 to 3 hours of work each night. Roll on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be truthful and just say you couldn't be arsed. Excuses are for kids aren't they?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Be truthful and just say you couldn't be arsed. Excuses are for kids aren't they? "

But fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be truthful and just say you couldn't be arsed. Excuses are for kids aren't they?

But fun "

Most definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they don't check that you've done it,why ask for advice?

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

If you're paying for the course do what you like .. its your money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you could get it done now instead of posting the thread?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Perhaps you could get it done now instead of posting the thread?"

To be fair it took less than a minute to pay the thread so. Wouldn't have got much done on that time really would I?

Just a bit of fun you know

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"If they don't check that you've done it,why ask for advice?"

Bloody hell there are some mood hoovers on here these days

Was just a bit of fun looking for imaginative excuses I could give. Lighten up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish it was my homework I had to do but sadly I have to do my youngests for him!

He has special educational needs and they still set him the same homework as his peers. It would take hours if he did it by himself so I have to do it or he'll get detention!!

The school don't care that it's done by me as long as it gets done. Shocking really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps you could get it done now instead of posting the thread?

To be fair it took less than a minute to pay the thread so. Wouldn't have got much done on that time really would I?

Just a bit of fun you know"

My comment was tongue in cheek, I guessed your homework would take a couple of hours at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad shredded it was my son’s favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My computer has been ceased by MI5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really ought to have put the laptop away safely before I used my wand last night, but how was I supposed to know I could squirt that far. It’s been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hamster peed on my laptop when I let it out of its cage for cleaning

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

your cleaner put it in a safe place when tidying up and you havant found it yet along with other things

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you have a dog ??

An obnoxious cat....?! "

Ok Well then you say that you woke up this morning and the litter tray needed changing . But because you were knackered and half asleep you accidently lined the tray with your homework . Job done

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"On a course today, my 5th session out of 6 and I forgot to do my homework! I've only had a month to do it in as well

What excuse can I give to the course leader?!

(although to be fair they don't check that we've done it... It's more for our benefit really) "

Do they administer a thorough spanking if it's wrong?

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Why give excues? when you can give head

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