FabSwingers.com forum: Salty grapes

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Have you made any complaints to reception?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a bath bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "

Probably, to encourage you to break open the drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "

Going by previous fab threads it wouldn't surprise me.

Ginger

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Rinse under tap

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Have you made any complaints to reception?"

I bought them from Tesco so I doubt they'd really care to be honest

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over a year ago

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?!

Probably, to encourage you to break open the drinks.

Mr Schweppes is going to extremes these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab alot of hotel workmen get naughty .baby grapes been put on skewer and used as beads

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"On fab alot of hotel workmen get naughty .baby grapes been put on skewer and used as beads

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Rinse under tap"

I quite like jizz though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rinse under tap

I quite like jizz though "

I was about to say why are you moaning when you love the saltiness haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rinse under tap

I quite like jizz though

I was about to say why are you moaning when you love the saltiness haha

Not sure I could continue to eat them mind

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Maybe they have been hanging out with my Wellington?

Fish n chips?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Have you made any complaints to reception?

I bought them from Tesco so I doubt they'd really care to be honest "

Ahhh, I'd wrongly guessed they were hotel fare

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "

Sounds like it's sour grapes and you've got a personal issue with tesco

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Next time buy the popcorn grapes, they have a popcorn taste. Not the salty type either.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "

We now know the real reason!! If you’ve got jiz in your mouth everything tastes of jiz

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Next time buy the popcorn grapes, they have a popcorn taste. Not the salty type either."

nooo.... popcorn grapes are bad....

candy floss grapes.... best thing every invented!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think jizz counts as part of your five a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "

You could give them to your lecturer,as compensation for not doing your homework

(Light hearted enough ?)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?!

You could give them to your lecturer,as compensation for not doing your homework

(Light hearted enough ?)

Much better

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