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Worst chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need a laugh. So come on. What's the worst chat up line you received here. And yes this is prompted by a really bad one today, so I'll go first

Will you lend me a kiss if I promise to give it back

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

*deletes message*

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Do you take it up the shitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you take it up the shitter "

Received chat up lines, not sent ones

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Do you take it up the shitter

Received chat up lines, not sent ones "

Maybe it was received

#Fabstraight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you take it up the shitter

Received chat up lines, not sent ones

Maybe it was received

#Fabstraight"

Fair point well made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a penis and a knife and one of them is going in you. Your choice which one

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

Will you kiss me under the mistletoe

I wouldn't kiss you under anaesthetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You legs must be tired been running through my mind all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you've got pet insurance as I'm going to destroy your pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a message I’ve just received From a young man

“magine my tongue sliding up and down your pussy lips before I finally slide my tongue in deep”.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Are those mirror knickers your wearing because I can see myself in them tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like my sister, can you out on her clothes and let me fuck you in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*put

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’ve got a penis and a knife and one of them is going in you. Your choice which one "

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick. Your choice.

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Would you like to go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here, can I smell your feet ?"

"No you certainly can't!"

"Oh, it must be your pussy then."

Cheeky bastard - pub in Oldham - classy place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face will be living in quater of an hour id like u to be on it

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By *annysupMan
over a year ago

Yarmouth

does this rag smell like chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Horny fuck now"

Not sure if it was a message or a demand.

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