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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

I guess you pissed the bed?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Nice

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry this is one of the funniest things I've read on here

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

I guess you pissed the bed?"

Fisht piss?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a habit of sniffing fisherman’s wellies that have been left in the subway on a hot day?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me "

Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me

Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take"

I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me

Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take

I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.

I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me

Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take

I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.

I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny

The things that come out.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree, this put a smile on my face!

That'll teach you to squirt the bed little lady

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me

Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take

I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.

I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny

The things that come out.

I can only imagine, a guy once lost his watch when he was with me, I'm wondering if it would get washed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You probably need a new matress. Its probably just a built up of sweat and other fluids and when its wet the smell comes out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me

Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take

I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.

I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny

The things that come out.

Lost hair bobbles? Wine corks? Spare hankies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you make any attempt to dry it up

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Did you make any attempt to dry it up

Her excessive pubic hair might have mopped some of it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a squrt in the bed and the little one said

Wtf that smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a squrt in the bed and the little one said

Wtf that smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone crept into your bed in the night and pissed in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subway the shop or subway the underpass ?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me

Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take

I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.

I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny

The things that come out.

I can only imagine, a guy once lost his watch when he was with me, I'm wondering if it would get washed out"

Might be worth a buck

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

I guess you pissed the bed?"

Yep I'd go with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might need to change your profile name now pmsl

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

so let me get this straight..

you had a lady wank, hosed the bed like a fireman putting out a forest fire and when you woke you was greeted by an aroma of fish guts and ragworm with just a hint of rubber and a soupcon of cheese with just the subtlest after aroma of piss..

Hmmmm...sounds much like a bottle of Picapol de pinet I had recently..

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eugh

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Where is the crying with laughter emoji

Miss_my_cum_doesnt_smell_the_next_day_like_honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Where is the crying with laughter emoji

Miss_my_cum_doesnt_smell_the_next_day_like_honey

It does not.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......"

I have bought a tarpaulin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......

I have bought a tarpaulin "

You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......

I have bought a tarpaulin

You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night"

Noah who built the ark....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

No idea what its about, but you should bottle it up and sell it, some folk will buy anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

Fishy fanny?

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I often wonder what fish smelt like before women started swimming in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......

I have bought a tarpaulin

You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night

Noah who built the ark....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......

I have bought a tarpaulin

You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night"

I'm quite handy with sheets and knots, pirate heritage....oh and a mop and bucket..

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

No idea what its about, but you should bottle it up and sell it, some folk will buy anything. "
you want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)

This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.

What is that about?

No idea what its about, but you should bottle it up and sell it, some folk will buy anything. you want some?"

Only if could help in the production process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Lib Approved*

GOLD AWARD

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"*Lib Approved*

GOLD AWARD"

Huzzah

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Omg I love u. Best post ever. Fucking ace x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......

I have bought a tarpaulin

You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night

I'm quite handy with sheets and knots, pirate heritage....oh and a mop and bucket..

You are the man I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacteria perhaps.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Umm. This feels awkward. These aren't the same sheets we were talking about gifting earlier are they?

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