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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing. "

The one in the scarf. Just doesn’t look as sexy as your other pics

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

The one in the scarf. Just doesn’t look as sexy as your other pics "

Too much clothing right?

22nd December, laundry on the heater isn't pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

The one in the scarf. Just doesn’t look as sexy as your other pics "

22 December Dark and less interesting than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I like all your pics.........

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"But I like all your pics........."

Please stop, it's cringey and a little *whispers* desperate.

I like all of yours too, except that one with the thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I like all your pics........."

7th January doesn’t give me the horn as much as others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I like all your pics.........

Please stop, it's cringey and a little *whispers* desperate.

I like all of yours too, except that one with the thing "

But I only come here to view your pics.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've licked all of them ermmmmmmm I mean I like all of them x

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing. "

They're all crap!

Do you need someone to hold your camera steady for you?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"But I like all your pics.........

Please stop, it's cringey and a little *whispers* desperate.

I like all of yours too, except that one with the thing

But I only come here to view your pics........."

The soapy boob pic because it doesn't enough....ermmmm....boob

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

They're all crap!

Do you need someone to hold your camera steady for you? "

I don't think you are the man for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got rid of my fav one

I was going to say I hate it and it's disgusting but only because I'm jealous of how sexy your bum looked.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You got rid of my fav one

I was going to say I hate it and it's disgusting but only because I'm jealous of how sexy your bum looked. "

Whose bum? Mine fell off.

Nice tits, too much bra

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife. "

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the scarf one for me also im not liking that one

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing. "

10th October. Red is not my colour for some reason

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty."

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

The one in the scarf. Just doesn’t look as sexy as your other pics

Too much clothing right?

22nd December, laundry on the heater isn't pretty"

What can I say I like to air my dirty laundry on FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blanked again ----

I'm off to find some equals lol x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

10th October. Red is not my colour for some reason "

Don't wear it then bellend

Your avatar is a bit dark.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Blanked again ----

I'm off to find some equals lol x "

I like all of yours, I wank over them.

Except the first one.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt. "

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blanked again ----

I'm off to find some equals lol x

I like all of yours, I wank over them.

Except the first one. "

5th November- it a bit of a nothing pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got rid of my fav one

I was going to say I hate it and it's disgusting but only because I'm jealous of how sexy your bum looked.

Whose bum? Mine fell off.

Nice tits, too much bra "

It's the bra that makes the tits!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Blanked again ----

I'm off to find some equals lol x

I like all of yours, I wank over them.

Except the first one.

5th November- it a bit of a nothing pic"

23rd November. Your necklace is on the wrong way

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You got rid of my fav one

I was going to say I hate it and it's disgusting but only because I'm jealous of how sexy your bum looked.

Whose bum? Mine fell off.

Nice tits, too much bra

It's the bra that makes the tits!!! "

Take it off so I can decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blanked again ----

I'm off to find some equals lol x

I like all of yours, I wank over them.

Except the first one.

5th November- it a bit of a nothing pic

23rd November. Your necklace is on the wrong way "

The pearl one?

Wasn't mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I love the blk/what stripe bathing suit!

I'll take a bashing. "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I love the blk/what stripe bathing suit!

I'll take a bashing. "

Has to be your one and only pic

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids

We want to play!

We are in...... which one or ones don’t you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

26th Aug 17, shiuld be denim skirt and not shorts hehe

I love the blk/what stripe bathing suit!

I'll take a bashing.

Has to be your one and only pic "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want to play!

We are in...... which one or ones don’t you like "

4th November nice pic but messy back ground

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

26th Aug 17, shiuld be denim skirt and not shorts hehe

I love the blk/what stripe bathing suit!

I'll take a bashing.

Has to be your one and only pic "

The one with the ball bag

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Blanked again ----

I'm off to find some equals lol x

I like all of yours, I wank over them.

Except the first one.

5th November- it a bit of a nothing pic

23rd November. Your necklace is on the wrong way

The pearl one?

Wasn't mine "

Some one give it to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the pearls.......it would have been better if it was a pearl necklace

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing. "

Just when I was having a lovely wank

Flicking through your pics

Then it was so frustrating them bloody 4 I can’t see lol

Xxx

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids


"We want to play!

We are in...... which one or ones don’t you like

4th November nice pic but messy back ground "

Fair point x thank you

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By *ames3212Man
over a year ago

sunderland

The one with a close up of your bum, would look better from a distance,

Your pics look great though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing. "

There's several. Put some clothes on, you'll catch a death. You know how I worry.

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By *ames3212Man
over a year ago

sunderland


"We want to play!

We are in...... which one or ones don’t you like "

Picture in the mirror, too much flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

26th Aug 17, shiuld be denim skirt and not shorts hehe

I love the blk/what stripe bathing suit!

I'll take a bashing.

Has to be your one and only pic

The one with the ball bag "

Deleted it now hehe

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick "

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

There's several. Put some clothes on, you'll catch a death. You know how I worry. "

It pains your eyes. Too much tea in this one

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that. "

You can sing it from the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

You can sing it from the corner. "

What's with the wrapped up in a scarf with Paddington bear hat pic? remove or else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

You can sing it from the corner.

What's with the wrapped up in a scarf with Paddington bear hat pic? remove or else! "

8th June. You seem to have a lot of unsettled entities in the room with you. Do you need exorcising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

You can sing it from the corner.

What's with the wrapped up in a scarf with Paddington bear hat pic? remove or else!

8th June. You seem to have a lot of unsettled entities in the room with you. Do you need exorcising "

9 october too many clothes

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

You can sing it from the corner.

What's with the wrapped up in a scarf with Paddington bear hat pic? remove or else! "

Fuck sake. It was a cunting avatar challenge.

What is with your avatar you baller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

There's several. Put some clothes on, you'll catch a death. You know how I worry.

It pains your eyes. Too much tea in this one "

There's too much tea in all of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

There's several. Put some clothes on, you'll catch a death. You know how I worry.

It pains your eyes. Too much tea in this one

There's too much tea in all of mine. "

I can’t hate on your pics you are just too damned loveable

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids


"We want to play!

We are in...... which one or ones don’t you like

Picture in the mirror, too much flash "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on first pic.... it’s like just one random boob! Doesn’t really show you off....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not keen on first pic.... it’s like just one random boob! Doesn’t really show you off....?"

1st Sept. Picture or a picture? What?

Awesome username by the way. I'm sure carrot would blush mightily at its use here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not keen on first pic.... it’s like just one random boob! Doesn’t really show you off....?"

1st Sept, photo of a photo tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not keen on first pic.... it’s like just one random boob! Doesn’t really show you off....?

1st Sept, photo of a photo tut tut"

19 July, not keen on action pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blanked again ----

I'm off to find some equals lol x "

Some equals are more equal than others...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing. "

They need more gaping flange and creampies.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

They need more gaping flange and creampies."

Are you offering to help with those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

They need more gaping flange and creampies.

Are you offering to help with those"

I'm sure you're not short on offers.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

You can sing it from the corner. "

I will announce your arrival like a compere.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

You can sing it from the corner.

I will announce your arrival like a compere. "

I do that when I cum

"I have ARRIVED*

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

You can sing it from the corner.

I will announce your arrival like a compere.

I do that when I cum

"I have ARRIVED*"

Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for Miss Honey's orgasm!

*Crowd goes wild*

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Can you tell me where you got the bed linen from in your 8th January picture? It's my wedding anniversary soon and it would be just the ticket for the wife.

It has a funny smell, shall I send it to you? I'll gift wrap it.

I don't like that recent one of yours, you look cunty.

It's likely bacterial but you can never be certain. Maintain good hand hygiene, stop playing with it and see the GUM nurse at the next available opportunity.

Thanks for the kind offer. I'll PM you my address.

I'm a weapons grade cunt.

Absolute thunder cunt.

Super I will hand deliver it, probably fuck her better than you can too, pencil dick

Great. Save me the job. I hear that you're girthy.

Can you sing the theme tune to Thundercats whilst you're fucking her? She likes that.

You can sing it from the corner.

I will announce your arrival like a compere.

I do that when I cum

"I have ARRIVED*

Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for Miss Honey's orgasm!

*Crowd goes wild*

"

Fanfare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I judge only because you ask 29th of September.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I judge only because you ask 29th of September. "

9th Jan, looks painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I judge only because you ask 29th of September.

9th Jan, looks painful. "

It was difficult to pick one - but if I have to it's 29th June - I don't like Hiviz vests

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over a year ago


"I judge only because you ask 29th of September.

9th Jan, looks painful.

It was difficult to pick one - but if I have to it's 29th June - I don't like Hiviz vests "

25th June, don't like the plant pot

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I judge only because you ask 29th of September.

9th Jan, looks painful.

It was difficult to pick one - but if I have to it's 29th June - I don't like Hiviz vests

25th June, don't like the plant pot "

1 Nov, too many clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I judge only because you ask 29th of September.

9th Jan, looks painful.

It was difficult to pick one - but if I have to it's 29th June - I don't like Hiviz vests

25th June, don't like the plant pot "

27th October

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

They all look too nice to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They all look too nice to say "

I don't like bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing. "

And all your threads are original and interesting!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

And all your threads are original and interesting! "

Thankyou. You are original and interesting also.

Nice pants

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"They all look too nice to say

I don't like bananas "

Neither do i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody favourite photo threads are a yawn fest.

Which photo don't you like and why?

And no, 'I can't decide they are all too good' is not acceptable. (Bore off)

I'll take a bashing.

And all your threads are original and interesting!

Thankyou. You are original and interesting also.

Nice pants "

You can't plicate me that easily!

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