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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People id imagine use them without even knowing it..

'My cock is hard like rock'

can you think of some really descriptive ones?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My new Diamond ring has more carats than Bugs Bunny

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

This cake is as moist as a gushers gusset...

Mate used that when we were out for the afternoon on a walk. Mind you, that cake was very moist!

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"People id imagine use them without even knowing it..

'My cock is hard like rock'

can you think of some really descriptive ones?"

I always used to ask if it had the word Blackpool running thro it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my pussy tastes as sweet as candy

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Mt throat is as dry as a dead dingo's donger!

My Ausi Neice on a visit to England!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

" as happy as Larry"

and thanks to Laine i now know who he is and why he is soooo happy lol

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Bloody hell woman, this floor is as wet as a Japanese wrestlers jock strap!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Bloody hell woman, this floor is as wet as a Japanese wrestlers jock strap! "

sorry but your picture was to blame... i'll clean up...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two

sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a Horse ....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

mouth as dry as ghandi's flip flop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tits like jaffas

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

sick as fuck! or sick as a cunt! where im from anyway lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is my favourit smilie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mad as a box of frogs - just read that one

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