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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok ladies, let’s see if we can get you a date

You have £10 only to build the man of your dreams

£15 - handsome

£20 - sense of humour

£3 - fart jokes

£15 - perfect size penis

£7 - me

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Would you turn up though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you turn up though? "

Meh, probably not

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend. "

Thanks for that, I nearly coughed up a lung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op... loving your wet shirt photo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.

Thanks for that, I nearly coughed up a lung "

Still poorly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You plus pizza burger equals a tenner right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend. "

I am very cheesy. But not worth 10 quid. I do have bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.

I am very cheesy. But not worth 10 quid. I do have bacon."

I don’t want your pork and cheese!! I’m a ladeeeeee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op... loving your wet shirt photo!!! "
me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wait for the sales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies wanna join together? Im bi and happy to date as a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ladies wanna join together? Im bi and happy to date as a threesome "

In

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.

Thanks for that, I nearly coughed up a lung

Still poorly? "

Only the annoying end bit where everything causes a coughing fit! Thanks for asking x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Would you turn up though?

Meh, probably not "

As I suspected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take you and use the £3 to share a quarter of a cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.

Thanks for that, I nearly coughed up a lung

Still poorly?

Only the annoying end bit where everything causes a coughing fit! Thanks for asking x"

Not lung till it’s all better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the 'free' on the bogof offer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.

I am very cheesy. But not worth 10 quid. I do have bacon.

I don’t want your pork and cheese!! I’m a ladeeeeee!!"

I apologise profusely. Name your cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer knob cheese that tastes of Cambozola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.

I am very cheesy. But not worth 10 quid. I do have bacon.

I don’t want your pork and cheese!! I’m a ladeeeeee!!

I apologise profusely. Name your cheese."

He’s called boyfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer knob cheese that tastes of Cambozola "

In

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I dare someone to ask me out on a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dare someone to ask me out on a date "

Medjool or Deglet Noor?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Without going into detail, I've had 'get off your high horse and lets fuck' not quite what I am looking for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the 'free' on the bogof offer.. "

I'll take you with bacon?

Is that right or am I confused.

Add some cheese on toast and we are good to go.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I dare someone to ask me out on a date

Medjool or Deglet Noor?"

Tea and chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without going into detail, I've had 'get off your high horse and lets fuck' not quite what I am looking for! "

You have a horse?

Clydesdale perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the 'free' on the bogof offer.. "

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Without going into detail, I've had 'get off your high horse and lets fuck' not quite what I am looking for!

You have a horse?

Clydesdale perhaps? "

No but apparently I'm up my own arse and think I am a princess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.

Thanks for that, I nearly coughed up a lung

Still poorly?

Only the annoying end bit where everything causes a coughing fit! Thanks for asking x"

This is what I have atm too

Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dare someone to ask me out on a date

Medjool or Deglet Noor?

Tea and chat "

Very chat-tea of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer knob cheese that tastes of Cambozola

In "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without going into detail, I've had 'get off your high horse and lets fuck' not quite what I am looking for!

You have a horse?

Clydesdale perhaps?

No but apparently I'm up my own arse and think I am a princess lol "

Double jointed Princess....

How very flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer knob cheese that tastes of Cambozola

In

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You had me at knob cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the 'free' on the bogof offer..

"

Cheese monger

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

If 4 more F's want to pool their £10 we can share a handsome guy with a sense of humour and the perfect penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend. "

That's so cheesey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ladies wanna join together? Im bi and happy to date as a threesome "

Yes, I will join you so we now have £20 to spend .............. any other ladies wish to jump on board?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness I'm not looking for a date!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm, might have to alter the rules on this a little bit next time

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

You will find me in Poundland.

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though. "

Piss off to your own thread then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.

Piss off to your own thread then "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.

Piss off to your own thread then

"

I meant to answer your earlier question.

Pizza burgers come free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.

Piss off to your own thread then

I meant to answer your earlier question.

Pizza burgers come free "

Excellent. By my reckoning I have 3 quid spare. Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.

Piss off to your own thread then

I meant to answer your earlier question.

Pizza burgers come free

Excellent. By my reckoning I have 3 quid spare. Happy days. "

You sure? The fart jokes are actually pretty funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.

Piss off to your own thread then

I meant to answer your earlier question.

Pizza burgers come free

Excellent. By my reckoning I have 3 quid spare. Happy days.

You sure? The fart jokes are actually pretty funny"

Tempting but what can I say? I'm tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill take the cash and buy myself a bottle of wine and take out and use my toy

win win

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"ill take the cash and buy myself a bottle of wine and take out and use my toy

win win "
With a tenner ?? Where do you live ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for £3.49. should leave you with enough for bus fare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ill take the cash and buy myself a bottle of wine and take out and use my toy

win win With a tenner ?? Where do you live ?? "

Where I live you can get one or the other. And then the wine is like piss

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Royal Bank of Fab now open. Instant loans available. No credit check. APR 56784%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ill take the cash and buy myself a bottle of wine and take out and use my toy

win win With a tenner ?? Where do you live ??

Where I live you can get one or the other. And then the wine is like piss "

wine i have here and spirits

10.00 will just about cover a curry and naan bread

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Do you do mates rates? I’m thinking two Slices of pie for the price of one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dare someone to ask me out on a date "

Wtf would you not get asked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna turn the tables and say a sense of humour. The other £10 il pay in kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you do mates rates? I’m thinking two Slices of pie for the price of one? "

You get it free as a repeat customer

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