FabSwingers.com forum: What would make you walk out?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You speak to someone, its going well, they invite you round, you go to their house, they open the door, you walk in and that's when you see it and immediately leave?

But what is it? Is it a swastika? a pile of week old dishes? A 'laugh live love' wall vinyl?

What would make you hightail it out of there?

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

Pictures of a wife or gf

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

The one time I walked out was the filthy loo in the bathroom. Vomit inducing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pictures of a wife or gf

What if I draw a hilarious handle bar moustache on her?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Pictures of a wife or gf

Oh, this! Also, obvious dirt. Of the bad kind.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Chintzy curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her collection of Justin Bieber CDs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv walked out of a meet before because of disgusting hygiene!! Can’t handle fishy fannies lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A dirty smelly messy home.

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

"A dirty smelly messy home."

This too tbh

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Poor personal hygiene.

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

A Bristol City scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cauldron bubbling in the corner of her kitchen but the chances of, well best not saying who for fear of Mods, inviting me is not very likely, not while the Voodoo doll appears to be working anyway!

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

If she was a Tory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked out on a meet once... Telly box playing Jeremy Kyle... he was lying on the sofa smoking his fag before announcing "lets get to it it then"

My reply Woah, slow ya roll there, calm your jimmies, I think I left a chicken in the oven. Please excoose a me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I walked out on a meet once... Telly box playing Jeremy Kyle... he was lying on the sofa smoking his fag before announcing "lets get to it it then"

My reply Woah, slow ya roll there, calm your jimmies, I think I left a chicken in the oven. Please excoose a me

I'm not quite sure why you walked out? To be honest I think you are a time waster. You was there for sex and he wanted to get on with it. Typical women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh many things

Pics of wife or girlfriend

Grubby dirty house

Ashtray full of dog ends

Endless piles of beer cans

D*ug paraphernalia

The smell of smoke and smell of

The list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty house.. as the man would be dirty as well and not in a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not quite sure why you walked out? To be honest I think you are a time waster. You was there for sex and he wanted to get on with it. Typical women

But the chicken!... It needed rescuing

nobody likes a crusty bird do they

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

A lightbulb broken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lightbulb broken."

Hey welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A complete Big Bang theory box set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A football supporter

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

They’re wearing a onesie

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Definitely the "live laugh love" vinyl! Vomit inducing!

A dirty, untidy place would make me do a sharp about turn. Some of the worst for living in a shithole are people who aren't short of money as well!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"They’re wearing a onesie

What if they have one in the wardrobe that someone bought them for a laugh but they aren't wearing it? Asking for a mate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tarantula in a glass tank.

I'm gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A photo of his nan on his pillow.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Aside from the obvious dirty or messy house, for me (twinkle)it's kids upstairs in bed. Had a meet with a couple years ago and all was going great till she got up and switched on the baby monitor.

" it's ok they (a 4 and 6 year old) should be asleep by now"

Suddenly the urge went and we put our coats on and left.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"They’re wearing a onesie

What if they have one in the wardrobe that someone bought them for a laugh but they aren't wearing it? Asking for a mate...

Why is it still in your ‘mates’ wardrobe and not in the charity shop or already sold on eBay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They keep ignoring you because they won't stop posting on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Cats!

I’m very allergic to them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the above are why I prefer not to meet at peoples' homes.

I am quite picky about hygiene so prefer to meet at clubs or hotels.

And some of you will say that they aren't that clean either, but compared to some of the houses I have seen they are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shovel and a bag of lime x

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

Their last meet is just leaving

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"You speak to someone, its going well, they invite you round, you go to their house, they open the door, you walk in and that's when you see it and immediately leave?

But what is it? Is it a swastika? a pile of week old dishes? A 'laugh live love' wall vinyl?

What would make you hightail it out of there?"

The smell. It made me taste my own vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A drip on the end of the other persons nose! (actually happened)

A some what unwashed, stained jumper on the other person too (another actual happening..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty house ide run a mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty carpet ,horrible house smell ,smell of pets ,stale smell of smoke .Shopping trolley in garden would make me not stop my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was one time I was giving this woman a blow job when I thought “Wait a minute!!!!”.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've walked out a couple of times when someone looks nothing like their photos and finding out they have very bad breath after you start kissing

It taught me to always have a reason to leave just case they are not what I have expected and only meet people at socials first never just off the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked out of a meet in the past as the girl was extremely rude and up herself. Was very awkward and embarrassing.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A bad smell that hits you when the door opens. I probably wouldn't even make it into the house.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've walked out twice I think and it's been misrepresentation - if they've deceived me.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

For me it was kids been there

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By *riefsEncounter34Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh my goodness!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their mum."

Their Dad but they said (mf couple) not to worry, they had locked him in his room. Sharp exit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

I wouldn't even get to the door if the vibe on here isn't right BUT if they lived in some rough, dog neighbourhood then I would just reverse and drive off.

Makes me laugh though all this "I wouldn't if I knew he was cheating" please women please you have no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I went to a couples house with a ex and their kids (teenagers) were upstairs. Swift exit for me and is another one of the reasons we prefer club meets

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of or cigarettes. I can't stand either

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

They bring the gimp out of the basement....

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I walked out on a meet once... Telly box playing Jeremy Kyle... he was lying on the sofa smoking his fag before announcing "lets get to it it then"

My reply Woah, slow ya roll there, calm your jimmies, I think I left a chicken in the oven. Please excoose a me

Must have been some smooth messenger to get you there in the first place, did you let yourself in?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The filth or smell of it. And a repulsive attitude - I've stopped a couple of meets because they were just incompatible, after initially seeming pleasant

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