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Worst Thing a Date Has Done....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So intrigued to know what the worst thing a fab date has ever done during the date or prior to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One wore a thermal vest, with sweaty armpits and he smelt. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up wearing elasticated jogging bottoms

I shit thee not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up wearing elasticated jogging bottoms

I shit thee not...

"

Elasticated around the ankle or the waist? Waist i'd be more tolerant of, ankles - no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up wearing elasticated jogging bottoms

I shit thee not...

Elasticated around the ankle or the waist? Waist i'd be more tolerant of, ankles - no!!"

Both hon. And they were grey jogging bottoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One wore a thermal vest, with sweaty armpits and he smelt. Does that count?"

Ewwwwwww oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turned up wearing elasticated jogging bottoms

I shit thee not...

"

Class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not turned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up wearing elasticated jogging bottoms

I shit thee not...

Elasticated around the ankle or the waist? Waist i'd be more tolerant of, ankles - no!!

Both hon. And they were grey jogging bottoms "

Oh you did the right thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One date turned up with lipstick on his shirt..... no kidding

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Wasn't so much a date, but a lady at a swinging party left a skidmark on the sofa.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Turned up wearing elasticated jogging bottoms

I shit thee not...

Elasticated around the ankle or the waist? Waist i'd be more tolerant of, ankles - no!!

Both hon. And they were grey jogging bottoms "

yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He carried on playing his game of pool instead of coming over and pandering to my every whim (i was 20 min late- although he had been informed by text!)

Interestingly he is now my other half but at the time I was really peeved

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy spent the entire hour telling me in detail about his recent business trip to Paris with his female boss who he was clearly in love with. Poor fella didn't even realise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another guy I met kept checking out his own reflection in a mirror near to where we were sat, and occasionally looking down as he flexed his pecs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was the guy who told me I'd make a terrible girlfriend as I'm bisexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who turned out to be on 'the register'

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

On the phone when you arrive and you can clearly tell they're arranging a meet later on that night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wasn't so much a date, but a lady at a swinging party left a skidmark on the sofa. "

Oh God no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't so much a date, but a lady at a swinging party left a skidmark on the sofa. "

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who told me during our second drink that he was in fact married and just looking for a shag

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Took a call from his wife whilst recovering post sex..... didn't meet him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not turned up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess these are what i have to look forward to ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been on a fab date lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!! I'm sorry Mrs won't happen again! the club owner was playing a good game haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a year ago, we met a single lady in pub through the day. She turned up in scruffs, greasy hair and no make up. Apparently she didn't want to arouse suspicion with her husband so came out looking like that. Total turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fat quiz of the year quote!

She did a shit, wouldn’t flush, picked it up to throw out the window???

Missed, it fell between window and secondary glazing!!

She claimed in to retrieve, gets stuck.

They have to call fire brigade to get her out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got herself so d*unk I virtually had to carry her back to the car, then she pissed herself on the seat - it doesn't get a whole lot worse than that - does it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't ever had a bad date yet .I'm quite good at working someone out and I take notice of little things that count

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got herself so d*unk I virtually had to carry her back to the car, then she pissed herself on the seat - it doesn't get a whole lot worse than that - does it ?"

Hope it wasn't your car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big fat quiz of the year quote!

She did a shit, wouldn’t flush, picked it up to throw out the window???

Missed, it fell between window and secondary glazing!!

She claimed in to retrieve, gets stuck.

They have to call fire brigade to get her out!

"

Can't believe any of that

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border


"Big fat quiz of the year quote!

She did a shit, wouldn’t flush, picked it up to throw out the window???

Missed, it fell between window and secondary glazing!!

She claimed in to retrieve, gets stuck.

They have to call fire brigade to get her out!

Can't believe any of that"

Look it up, I remember it being on the news last year and the big fat quiz reminded me of it too.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Buggered off and left me with the bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab date itself was fine, good even but then 6 months later he was convicted of raping someone a couple of months before he met me. I actually cried as it scared the living daylights outa me that I was close to someone like that. I’m very wary now of who I meet. That was years back when I was a newbie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab date itself was fine, good even but then 6 months later he was convicted of raping someone a couple of months before he met me. I actually cried as it scared the living daylights outa me that I was close to someone like that. I’m very wary now of who I meet. That was years back when I was a newbie "

Bloody hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy came round to mine and stayed the night. He fucked and played with me so much I virtually passed out. It was so bad, I had to meet him again a few weeks later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the fuck do I start. The list is loooong. And that’s just one guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had the joggers with elasticated ankles. He could of redeemed it at that point as he was dressing as a lady for the meet, but he came out of our bathroom looking like my step fathers sister - I couldn't look at him the whole meet for fear of laughing as the resemblance was uncanny and my step fathers sister would never be caught up in such shenanigans. Our first meet, we were quite naive but it was good none the less.

On the day of our first ffm, the fem messaged us whilst en route to hers to tell us she had the nervous poops should of turned the car round pronto like any sane person would however we proceeded and it wasn't our finest meet, though no nervous poop made an appearance so it could of gone worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So she turned up late for a start which I can live with but after a drink we went to a nice restaurant and she turned into the most arrogant bitch ever. Started abusing the staff, talking to them like they were scum.

I apologised to the waiters, settled the bill and left her there

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't date but.....

1 turned with what looked like a ski-ing underlayer on.

1 chewed gum the whole time.

1 slurped his coffee so loud I'm sure everyone heard. He also sat there with froth on his top lip then continued to seductively lick it off....except it wasn't at all.

1 started talking about r*pe fantasies.

1 asked me if I liked anal as soon as I sat down.

1 refused to go into a nice pub because he said people would stop and stare.

1 was shorter than me.

1 had massive sweat patches on his shirt pits.

Fuck me, no wonder I hardly bother anymore!!! Where are the normal people???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fuck me, no wonder I hardly bother anymore!!! Where are the normal people??? "

Here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Our first date she took me to a hospital for her gynaecology appointment.

* The first time she met my patents she got d*unk and pulled my dad's sock off so she could laugh at his amputated toe.

* The first time we went away together she shit the bed.

It'll be our one year anniversary next month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Our first date she took me to a hospital for her gynaecology appointment.

* The first time she met my patents she got d*unk and pulled my dad's sock off so she could laugh at his amputated toe.

* The first time we went away together she shit the bed.

It'll be our one year anniversary next month."

I really want this to be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big fat quiz of the year quote!

She did a shit, wouldn’t flush, picked it up to throw out the window???

Missed, it fell between window and secondary glazing!!

She claimed in to retrieve, gets stuck.

They have to call fire brigade to get her out!

Can't believe any of that

Look it up, I remember it being on the news last year and the big fat quiz reminded me of it too. "

It was on a go fund me page with all the pictures. Guy was asking for money for a new double glazed window as the fire brigade had to smash it to get her out.

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border


"Big fat quiz of the year quote!

She did a shit, wouldn’t flush, picked it up to throw out the window???

Missed, it fell between window and secondary glazing!!

She claimed in to retrieve, gets stuck.

They have to call fire brigade to get her out!

Can't believe any of that

Look it up, I remember it being on the news last year and the big fat quiz reminded me of it too.

It was on a go fund me page with all the pictures. Guy was asking for money for a new double glazed window as the fire brigade had to smash it to get her out. "

None of the stories ever reported what happened to the shit? Who removed it, is it still there???

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Said my mum was hot and he'd always had a mother/daughter fantasy. I think (hope) he was joking.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

Turned up to a meet, spent an hour trying to get him 'interested' to be told...

"Oh that doesn't work any more, I have early onset Alzheimer's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another Four Yorkshiremen thread!

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool


"Turned up wearing elasticated jogging bottoms

I shit thee not...

Elasticated around the ankle or the waist? Waist i'd be more tolerant of, ankles - no!!

Both hon. And they were grey jogging bottoms "

This has happened to me too. Had matching hoodie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not blown me within 10 minutes of meeting. Really ruined my evening.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Our first date she took me to a hospital for her gynaecology appointment.

* The first time she met my patents she got d*unk and pulled my dad's sock off so she could laugh at his amputated toe.

* The first time we went away together she shit the bed.

It'll be our one year anniversary next month.

I really want this to be true"

Don't worry - it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big fat quiz of the year quote!

She did a shit, wouldn’t flush, picked it up to throw out the window???

Missed, it fell between window and secondary glazing!!

She claimed in to retrieve, gets stuck.

They have to call fire brigade to get her out!

Can't believe any of that

Look it up, I remember it being on the news last year and the big fat quiz reminded me of it too.

It was on a go fund me page with all the pictures. Guy was asking for money for a new double glazed window as the fire brigade had to smash it to get her out.

None of the stories ever reported what happened to the shit? Who removed it, is it still there???"

that story was around when i was a teenager..and im 54 now! never goes away..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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One had 3 fingers missing...the important ones.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"

Fuck me, no wonder I hardly bother anymore!!! Where are the normal people??? "

Clearly not in the Northampton area!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One had 3 fingers missing...the important ones.

"

Before or after fingering you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead me up several garden paths all full of dark hedges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One had 3 fingers missing...the important ones.

"

The normal Cornish amount then, were the two left webbed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a conversation with his daughter- while he was standing between my legs fucking me.

I was so shocked I just lay there staring at him.

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By *hepostman22Man
over a year ago

Crewe

Not a bad date for me, but some I think would be mortified...

Went to a nice restaurant, pretty small and cosy place, but she looked beautiful, really made an effort, but was fairly quiet most of the night, rather timid. Tried to keep conversation flowing, but wasn’t getting much back. Had desserts and finished drinks and decided to get the bill. As she went to stand up I went to put her coat on for her. Still quite a few tables full, probably 16-20 in the restaurant still. She stands up straight and with her back to a party of 8 or so, let’s out a very loud bellowing fart lol. She went red as her dress she was wearing! People turned around in disgust and horrified faces. Me showing my inner child, burst out laughing, tears streaming the lot, along with our waiter who looked about 18 probably still in college. I think that put her at ease and we actually carried on the date at a few other bars.

All week she had been very nervous which gave her a nervous belly as apparently she had fancied me since school!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a conversation with his daughter- while he was standing between my legs fucking me.

I was so shocked I just lay there staring at him. "

A phone conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a conversation with his daughter- while he was standing between my legs fucking me.

I was so shocked I just lay there staring at him.

A phone conversation! "

Thank you for clarification. The initial post was disturbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a conversation with his daughter- while he was standing between my legs fucking me.

I was so shocked I just lay there staring at him.

A phone conversation! "

I liked the other version better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One had 3 fingers missing...the important ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a conversation with his daughter- while he was standing between my legs fucking me.

I was so shocked I just lay there staring at him.

A phone conversation!

I liked the other version better "

I still thought she was talking to the daughter!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

woman in a club in the throws of fun ....dropped a brown log onto the bedded area.....true storey ....had me in stiches when told about it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

These are funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One had 3 fingers missing...the important ones.

"

I can just about beat that with one had a hand missing...slightly awkward moment ensued that still makes me cringe when I think about it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One had 3 fingers missing...the important ones.

I can just about beat that with one had a hand missing...slightly awkward moment ensued that still makes me cringe when I think about it... "

Yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One had 3 fingers missing...the important ones.

I can just about beat that with one had a hand missing...slightly awkward moment ensued that still makes me cringe when I think about it... "

The slightly awkward moment or the poor blokes missing hand that still makes you cringe?

I thought more of you!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"One had 3 fingers missing...the important ones.

I can just about beat that with one had a hand missing...slightly awkward moment ensued that still makes me cringe when I think about it... "

You are Cersei Lannister and I claim my £5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to a meet but they didn't show. He confessed he had no legs below the knees so he didn't turn up. So we asked if his Mrs was gonna turn up.

We must be the most unluckiest people on the planet because they just broke up that morning!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've had the joggers with elasticated ankles. He could of redeemed it at that point as he was dressing as a lady for the meet, but he came out of our bathroom looking like my step fathers sister - I couldn't look at him the whole meet for fear of laughing as the resemblance was uncanny and my step fathers sister would never be caught up in such shenanigans. Our first meet, we were quite naive but it was good none the less.

On the day of our first ffm, the fem messaged us whilst en route to hers to tell us she had the nervous poops should of turned the car round pronto like any sane person would however we proceeded and it wasn't our finest meet, though no nervous poop made an appearance so it could of gone worse "

Omg staahhhp ??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Worst I've done was I was with a woman and she got naked. I proceeded to lick her nipples and she said "oh i don't give head" i looked at her and put my clothes back on in silence and left ????

I have so many weird stories but the funniest is I hooked up with thid french chick, kinky as fuck. I went to her place and things got heavy. She took her clothes off and left one leg in her jeans so i put both legs over my shoulders and started fucking....her leg then did a full 180 degree turn and I shit myself thinking I broke her leg... little did I know she had a wooden leg and didn't tell me. Still was awesome fucking a French Pirate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines the best.....

I'm shagging 'brenda' who's fit forty and fuckable Inna swanky London hotel in Knightsbridge ,the phone goes at 2 in the morning it's her bin lid moaning ,she tells him to fuck off....

Great I thought ..carry on nobbing this hot cockney Doris , anyway next morning she switched her phone on and got a missed call so she calls it...it's the fuckin hospital.

So she calls and asks what's going on..they say the police dragged her son in ..tells her to call the station which she did..the dozy cunts gone and smashed the house up after hisMa hung up.. windows all totally bolloxed and when they turned up he does a runner out the top window and breaks his legs ...

The shagging worst thing was she told me not to cum up her and I held it in for a morning bang and I never got to waz my load over her magnificent knockers...I'm still fuckin distraught over that the little shit head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy that took his date to a house party n when she fell asleep d*unk he went n shat on a newspaper,picked up said shit n then deposited it in the poor lasses tights for her to find upon awaking!!!!!!

I've never,ever,EVER accepted any party invites from this guy BTW......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got herself so d*unk I virtually had to carry her back to the car, then she pissed herself on the seat - it doesn't get a whole lot worse than that - does it ?

Hope it wasn't your car"

Sadly it was

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"The guy that took his date to a house party n when she fell asleep d*unk he went n shat on a newspaper,picked up said shit n then deposited it in the poor lasses tights for her to find upon awaking!!!!!!

I've never,ever,EVER accepted any party invites from this guy BTW......"

That is a joke right?!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

The guy who after four or so meets declared that he befriended women on the Internet so that he could exorcise the demons that possessed them. I waited for the punchline... it never came.

The gas fitter who spent an hour and half in the pub explaining in great detail all about gas fitting. Even went to the van and got some pipe and a thing (paying close attention I was) and proceeded to show me how to join two pipes together.

The guy who insisted/ demanded I ate oysters even though I am allergic to sea food. Apparently it's not an allergy I am just not willing to try them. So I did (and it was vile) and then I projectile vomited because I am allergic!

And finally the guy who after three meets decided to take me up the Big Wheel (not an euphemism) on NYE and propose to me. He had hid the ring in a pork pie (which impressed me) but his head was steaming (he was bald) like one of those geysers in Yosemite. I guess he was hot and it was a cold night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep has obviously refreshed people's creative imaginations!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sleep has obviously refreshed people's creative imaginations! "

Sleep is brilliant isn't it? I've woken up today and look 31!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sleep has obviously refreshed people's creative imaginations!

Sleep is brilliant isn't it? I've woken up today and look 31!"

Fab age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sleep has obviously refreshed people's creative imaginations!

Sleep is brilliant isn't it? I've woken up today and look 31!"

How do people do that? When I wake up I look like someone's hit me in the face with a frying pan

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sleep has obviously refreshed people's creative imaginations!

Sleep is brilliant isn't it? I've woken up today and look 31!

How do people do that? When I wake up I look like someone's hit me in the face with a frying pan"

Surely that only happens in WB cartoons and the frying pan comes from Acme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life is a cartoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up at about 3 in the morning to find she had wet the bed, I slipped out and drove home ,no never met again .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a few twats or one guy who thought he was a player.

Yeah didnt end well them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got d*unk, fell asleep in my kitchen, I had to crawl under the table to get out. Had to ask my neighbour to come help me get him out my flat to which he got really abusive and threw a glass.

Texted the next day saying what a nice time he'd had and would I like to see him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy who after four or so meets declared that he befriended women on the Internet so that he could exorcise the demons that possessed them. I waited for the punchline... it never came.

The gas fitter who spent an hour and half in the pub explaining in great detail all about gas fitting. Even went to the van and got some pipe and a thing (paying close attention I was) and proceeded to show me how to join two pipes together.

The guy who insisted/ demanded I ate oysters even though I am allergic to sea food. Apparently it's not an allergy I am just not willing to try them. So I did (and it was vile) and then I projectile vomited because I am allergic!

And finally the guy who after three meets decided to take me up the Big Wheel (not an euphemism) on NYE and propose to me. He had hid the ring in a pork pie (which impressed me) but his head was steaming (he was bald) like one of those geysers in Yosemite. I guess he was hot and it was a cold night."

I have never seen a steaming head before

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Fab date itself was fine, good even but then 6 months later he was convicted of raping someone a couple of months before he met me. I actually cried as it scared the living daylights outa me that I was close to someone like that. I’m very wary now of who I meet. That was years back when I was a newbie "

Shit! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with wearing jogging bottoms to a meet? I wear jogging bottoms to meets, I've had guys wear joggers to meet me and shorts.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The guy who after four or so meets declared that he befriended women on the Internet so that he could exorcise the demons that possessed them. I waited for the punchline... it never came.

The gas fitter who spent an hour and half in the pub explaining in great detail all about gas fitting. Even went to the van and got some pipe and a thing (paying close attention I was) and proceeded to show me how to join two pipes together.

The guy who insisted/ demanded I ate oysters even though I am allergic to sea food. Apparently it's not an allergy I am just not willing to try them. So I did (and it was vile) and then I projectile vomited because I am allergic!

And finally the guy who after three meets decided to take me up the Big Wheel (not an euphemism) on NYE and propose to me. He had hid the ring in a pork pie (which impressed me) but his head was steaming (he was bald) like one of those geysers in Yosemite. I guess he was hot and it was a cold night.

I have never seen a steaming head before "

It was a sight to behold.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The guy who after four or so meets declared that he befriended women on the Internet so that he could exorcise the demons that possessed them. I waited for the punchline... it never came.

The gas fitter who spent an hour and half in the pub explaining in great detail all about gas fitting. Even went to the van and got some pipe and a thing (paying close attention I was) and proceeded to show me how to join two pipes together.

The guy who insisted/ demanded I ate oysters even though I am allergic to sea food. Apparently it's not an allergy I am just not willing to try them. So I did (and it was vile) and then I projectile vomited because I am allergic!

And finally the guy who after three meets decided to take me up the Big Wheel (not an euphemism) on NYE and propose to me. He had hid the ring in a pork pie (which impressed me) but his head was steaming (he was bald) like one of those geysers in Yosemite. I guess he was hot and it was a cold night."

Hahaha priceless! !!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

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over a year ago


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

"

Haha wow, what a cuntchops, that's downright awful. Is that when you turned lesbian?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

"

That's grim

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

Haha wow, what a cuntchops, that's downright awful. Is that when you turned lesbian?"

Yeah! Never screwed a man since!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim "

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug! "

That's good to hear, so you still coming over to see me later? Grab some bacon, sausages, eggs and beans on the way love.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug!

That's good to hear, so you still coming over to see me later? Grab some bacon, sausages, eggs and beans on the way love."

Yeah but I’m still baking the bread rolls! You told me they had to be home made, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug!

That's good to hear, so you still coming over to see me later? Grab some bacon, sausages, eggs and beans on the way love.

Yeah but I’m still baking the bread rolls! You told me they had to be home made, right? "

Wholegrain.

You're such a good little bitch, I'm gonna keep you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman with my bf.She turned up and looked stunning.We asked her how she was and how her journey was and that was start of her favourite subject HERSELF.

Me and James couldn't get a word in.She told us how fantastic her car was and better than anyone else's on the car park.How she's was the best looking woman on fab and was to good for the site.How her job was amazing and she was the highest educated person she personally knows.

Everything me and my bf said to change the subject she turned it into herself.We was in there for about 40 minutes and 39 of those minutes was her constantly non stop talking about how every she had and has ever done was way better than anyone else's.

In the end we made our excuses and told her that we must leave.She then asked if she could come back to ours and I said politely that she wasnt for us but I wished her luck.We got back home and I checked my messages and she sent a message asking who we thought we were turning her down.Do we realise that everyone wants her and we will never get another chance.then she blocked us lol.

I can honestly say I've never met anyone in my life that in love with herself and that looks down on others like that.Its ashame really as she was stunning on the outside but inside she only had room for herself x

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

1 was shorter than me

Fuck me, no wonder I hardly bother anymore!!! Where are the normal people??? "

How inconsiderate of him not to grow a few inches before the date

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug!

That's good to hear, so you still coming over to see me later? Grab some bacon, sausages, eggs and beans on the way love.

Yeah but I’m still baking the bread rolls! You told me they had to be home made, right? "

I can tell you where you can stick the bread roll's when you get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug!

That's good to hear, so you still coming over to see me later? Grab some bacon, sausages, eggs and beans on the way love.

Yeah but I’m still baking the bread rolls! You told me they had to be home made, right?

I can tell you where you can stick the bread roll's when you get there "

Well its not in the oven, they better be cooked before she brings them!

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Went on a date waited an hour messaged him to see where he was no reply, by the time I got home he bin verified by someone else x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for bareback in the transparent hope that I'll go along with it or not even notice. Idiots ffs.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug!

That's good to hear, so you still coming over to see me later? Grab some bacon, sausages, eggs and beans on the way love.

Yeah but I’m still baking the bread rolls! You told me they had to be home made, right?

I can tell you where you can stick the bread roll's when you get there "

Oh I will! I’ve put a bit of ginger in them too!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I met a woman with my bf.She turned up and looked stunning.We asked her how she was and how her journey was and that was start of her favourite subject HERSELF.

Me and James couldn't get a word in.She told us how fantastic her car was and better than anyone else's on the car park.How she's was the best looking woman on fab and was to good for the site.How her job was amazing and she was the highest educated person she personally knows.

Everything me and my bf said to change the subject she turned it into herself.We was in there for about 40 minutes and 39 of those minutes was her constantly non stop talking about how every she had and has ever done was way better than anyone else's.

In the end we made our excuses and told her that we must leave.She then asked if she could come back to ours and I said politely that she wasnt for us but I wished her luck.We got back home and I checked my messages and she sent a message asking who we thought we were turning her down.Do we realise that everyone wants her and we will never get another chance.then she blocked us lol.

I can honestly say I've never met anyone in my life that in love with herself and that looks down on others like that.Its ashame really as she was stunning on the outside but inside she only had room for herself x "

That’s a shame! It’s also why average old farts like me do so well on here - with thread veins and a jelly belly like mine, you CAN’T be up yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't a Fab date but I once took a lovely lady out on a vanilla date years ago. I was really nervous, got absolutely hammered on red wine and puked on her feet. She was wearing sandals....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wasn't a Fab date but I once took a lovely lady out on a vanilla date years ago. I was really nervous, got absolutely hammered on red wine and puked on her feet. She was wearing sandals...."

That's the kind of story that people often end with "and we've happily married for 20 years now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy that took his date to a house party n when she fell asleep d*unk he went n shat on a newspaper,picked up said shit n then deposited it in the poor lasses tights for her to find upon awaking!!!!!!

I've never,ever,EVER accepted any party invites from this guy BTW......

That is a joke right?! "

Well he was laughing when he told me the story but unfortunately wasn't joking!

Take solace in the fact it was nothing to do with fab as this happened 15-20 years ago according to the source.

Nothing to do with me either!

I just worked with the guy a few years back when he told this gruesome tale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went on a date waited an hour messaged him to see where he was no reply, by the time I got home he bin verified by someone else x"

Wow, what an absolute gent

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug!

That's good to hear, so you still coming over to see me later? Grab some bacon, sausages, eggs and beans on the way love.

Yeah but I’m still baking the bread rolls! You told me they had to be home made, right?

I can tell you where you can stick the bread roll's when you get there

Well its not in the oven, they better be cooked before she brings them!"

Where’d he go?

Stood up again!

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By *uietguy69Man
over a year ago

wigan

That's just nasty lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Arranged to go with a guy to a monthly party I used to attend fairly regularly. He seemed pretty well verified.

On the day he told me his car was in the garage and could I pick him up from near his sisters - about 15 mins out of my way.

When I picked him up he realised when almost there that he didn’t have his wallet. The fee to the party was £30 per couple. Idiot here paid it and he told me he’d have some money transferred to my account.

Party was ok - but when we went to play he lasted all of five mins. Went back to chat to other guests and he was clearly taken with a young woman there who was with her much older husband. They invited ‘us’ back to their hotel room - I was the taxi service. Once there it was clear the husband was just a cuckold (wasn’t mentioned earlier), and my ‘date’ and his wife just got it on together, ignoring me whilst the husband watched them and wanked!

After ‘round one’ I went outside - my meet followed me outside and told me he was staying for round two!

Needless to say no money was transferred to my account - and I’m now less of a mug than I was!

Left him a veri stating exactly what happened - but surprisingly it was never displayed!

That's grim

It wasn’t the best! A good wake up call though. Since then I’ve stopped being such a mug!

That's good to hear, so you still coming over to see me later? Grab some bacon, sausages, eggs and beans on the way love.

Yeah but I’m still baking the bread rolls! You told me they had to be home made, right?

I can tell you where you can stick the bread roll's when you get there

Well its not in the oven, they better be cooked before she brings them!

Where’d he go?

Stood up again! "

Really? Who was it, I noticed the unlos??

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

I feel sorry for todays daters as most people judt stare at there phones

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

this was a few years ago on a former fab profile ,, i had met with this guy socially he seemed really nice very keen etc so we arranged to meet at mine the next week i lived alone at this point so accommodated he turned up as planned had coffee chatted and things moved to the bedroom,, we were well into lots of foreplay etc when he suddenly got up grabbed his clothes and got dressed and said sorry i cant do this ,, and left at no point while dressing would he answer why and he then blocked me on fab to this day ive no idea why ,,

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By *lay-full-funCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Arranged a meet with this lad off Fab told us he was single as we don't meet married men half way into the night there was a knock on our door hubby went an answered it an it was the lads wife she had a tracker on his phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second date with someone from fab a few years ago. We went out to get some food and I can't recall her being off her phone once. She even updated her site supporter details while we were there!

I didn't even attempt to try and see her again!

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