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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

We all remember the Advil not tonight darling I've a headache portrayed as women declining sex but what excuses have you heard from guys??

My most commonmy heard ones

1. I'm working tomorrow so can't be up late

2. I've got work commitments and I just don't know when I'll be free

3. Not all men say that then the "hopefully you find someone"

4. I've gotta take my mum somewhere

Any one got different excuses??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm not in the mood I tend to just say.. I'm not in the mood

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once had a pooey bum.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’m on my period luv’; Funnily enough though, this has never proven entirely efficacious for me despite my fine thespian skills and most earnest delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Get off I,m watching the golf...a horrid ex

2) I,m not having sex with you, you,'ve been to see your boyfriend...late husband, I had been to see first husband about an access issue.

3) Look it's not going hard, that's because I don't like it......My first boyfriend

XXX

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

My cock is broken.

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"1) Get off I,m watching the golf...a horrid ex

2) I,m not having sex with you, you,'ve been to see your boyfriend...late husband, I had been to see first husband about an access issue.

3) Look it's not going hard, that's because I don't like it......My first boyfriend

XXX"

Aren't exes great

Mine used to recoil if I placed my hand on his chest "it's not one of those nights is it"

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"My cock is broken.

"

You need to fix that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm not in the mood I tend to just say.. I'm not in the mood"

Likewise.

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

Ive got painters and decorators over

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By *lay-full-funCouple
over a year ago

stockport


"We all remember the Advil not tonight darling I've a headache portrayed as women declining sex but what excuses have you heard from guys??

My most commonmy heard ones

1. I'm working tomorrow so can't be up late

2. I've got work commitments and I just don't know when I'll be free

3. Not all men say that then the "hopefully you find someone"

4. I've gotta take my mum somewhere

Any one got different excuses??"
lol we have had sorry I had to take my mum out as well

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Men I am confused as you don't have periods . So what BS excuses do you give for sacking off sex?

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border


"Men I am confused as you don't have periods . So what BS excuses do you give for sacking off sex? "

Being knackered after a long hard day at work, but then half hour later wanting it and being told "too late now" lol

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Men I am confused as you don't have periods . So what BS excuses do you give for sacking off sex?

Being knackered after a long hard day at work, but then half hour later wanting it and being told "too late now" lol "

Haha is work really an excuse??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah, one can’t beat the good old fashioned, tried and tested, Headache/stomach ache/pulled muscle/Smegma infection/Ebola excuses

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border


"Men I am confused as you don't have periods . So what BS excuses do you give for sacking off sex?

Being knackered after a long hard day at work, but then half hour later wanting it and being told "too late now" lol

Haha is work really an excuse??"

Only twice before I realised I wouldn't get any for ages afterwards. Every time she asked after that I would always give otherwise I'd get blanked

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