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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do u know what nemesis means?

Its a ritious infliction or retribusion manifested by a significant agent

Persononified in this case by an orrible cunt

Gotta love snatch

Muhahahahaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beep, boop, beep

- R2D2, The Empire Strikes Back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beep, boop, beep

- R2D2, The Empire Strikes Back"

Gets me every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating cheese, drinking wine, catching a few rays, you know.

Woof woof woof, that's my other dog impersonation

Oddball from kellys heroes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beep, boop, beep

- R2D2, The Empire Strikes Back

Gets me every time. "

It just works on so many levels

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tao of Steve:

Both men and women want to have sex. It's natural, except we're on different timetables. Women want to have sex, like, y'know, fifteen minutes after us, so alright, if you hold out for twenty she'll be chasing you for five.

Well, that's Male Insanity Syndrome. Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking "Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."

Dex: You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman when you're just thinking about getting laid.

Dave: I think it's more honest than pretending I don't wanna get laid, ya know?

Dex: That's the whole point. Don't pretend, man. Just really let go of your desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he look like a bitch?

Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they will be armed

with what?

bad breath and feather dusters

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You will be my slave and I will use you as my footstool " . George Clooney " no thanks I'm already married " . Dusk till Dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Wheeler Dealers:

Every man has sex on the brain, like it's some sort of wonder drug... a cure-all for everything: colds, pleurisy, arthritis. I even had a guy once tell me that sex prevents cavities.

Women shouldn't be allowed to have lunch clubs. We gotta keep 'em off-balance, disorganized, clawing and scratching at each other. Otherwise they might turn on us like mad dogs!

You don't go wheelin' 'n' dealin' for money. You do it for fun. Money's just the way you keep score.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the change you filthy.animal name the film its off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the change you filthy.animal name the film its off."

Can my answer be home alone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

How to snigger at Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the change you filthy.animal name the film its off."

Home alone. But more specifically, Angels with filthy souls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes both correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.name the movie its off

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Frankly my dear i dont give a damn" Gone with the Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronald Kray: [Notices a weapon held by one of the mob] What is that?

Mike Jobber: Yeah what do you think, poof? It's a fucking tool

Ronald Kray: No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?

Ronald Kray: [Lifts jacket, mimicking two guns in his pockets] I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?

Ronald Kray: [Turns to Reggie] Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.

Ronald Kray: [Turns round angrily before walking out of the pub in a rage] A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!

Mike Jobber: Well your brother's done a runner

Reggie Kray: Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all.

That whole sequence is worthy...

Right up until Reggie says;

'Paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar'

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘What are you rebelling against’

‘What have you got’

Marlon Brando ... the Wild One

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good fellas

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

"Good fellas "

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

'If it bleeds, we can kill it!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'If it bleeds, we can kill it!'"

Poor girl shes only on the rag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got lumps of it round the back"

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

[Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

All right, Clanton... You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it! You see that? It says "United States Marshal."... Take a good look at him, Ike, because that's how you're gonna end up!... The Cowboys are finished, you understand me?! I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the LAW'S coming! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?! Hell's coming with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont fight in here!! This is the war room" dr.stranglove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill your hands, you sonofabitch!" - Rooster Cogburn, True Grit

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the *ultimate* badass! State of the badass art! You do not wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

"Game over man! Game over!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

": I never fucked anybody over in my life didn’t have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that’s history. I’m here, he’s not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don’t, then you make a move" Tony Montana- Scarface.

"The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room" Frank Lucas- American gangster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.name the movie its off "

I don't know the movie but it's a quote from a Southside Johnny song from the 70s, a duet with Lee Dorsey called How COme You Treat me So Bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqV0N1D7EXg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why dont you put her in charge!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ronald Kray: [Notices a weapon held by one of the mob] What is that?

Mike Jobber: Yeah what do you think, poof? It's a fucking tool

Ronald Kray: No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?

Ronald Kray: [Turns to Reggie] Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.

Mike Jobber: Well your brother's done a runner

Reggie Kray: Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all.

That whole sequence is worthy...

Right up until Reggie says;

'Paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar'

Hahahaha! Yes!! This one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.name the movie its off

I don't know the movie but it's a quote from a Southside Johnny song from the 70s, a duet with Lee Dorsey called How COme You Treat me So Bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqV0N1D7EXg"
its from the film goonies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RUN! GO! Get to the choppa!- Dutch, in 'Predator'.

Strangley usable in everyday life ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u know what nemesis means?

Its a ritious infliction or retribusion manifested by a significant agent

Persononified in this case by an orrible cunt

Gotta love snatch

Muhahahahaaaaa"

I mean I’m there best there is, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence

Talledega nights Ricky bobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

"RUN! GO! Get to the choppa!- Dutch, in 'Predator'.

Strangley usable in everyday life ??"

Also in expendables 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s do this the old navy way. First one to die, Loses!

Hit shots part deux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i’m running this monkey farm frankenstein, and i wanna know what the fuck ya doing with my time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We've got lumps of it round the back"

Life of Brian......classic.

......crucifixion's a doddle.......

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

I could have killed 'em all, I could've killed you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go!

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

"I could have killed 'em all, I could've killed you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go! "

Can't hold it back anymore....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We've got lumps of it round the back"

Life of Brian......classic.

......crucifixion's a doddle......."

Life of Brian is full of them...and holy grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I am Groot..... Guardians of the galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

Hev you a laysense for your minkee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!""

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."

LOVE ITTTT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."

TIS BUT A SCRATCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make my day punk

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Forgiveness is between them and God. I’m just here to set up the meeting.

John Creasy - Man On Fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgiveness is between them and God. I’m just here to set up the meeting.

John Creasy - Man On Fire"

what a film

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic

5foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic

5foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high. "

This is my rifle, this is my gun!

This is for fighting, this is for fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made me bleed my own blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u know what nemesis means?

Its a ritious infliction or retribusion manifested by a significant agent

Persononified in this case by an orrible cunt

Gotta love snatch

Muhahahahaaaaa"

you talking to me? taxi driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The avalanche has already started It is to late for the pebbles to vote

How will this end

In fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made me bleed my own blood

did Nazi camp finish early

yes it did!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."

Brilliant!

I love the squires with the coconuts!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic

5foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

This is my rifle, this is my gun!

This is for fighting, this is for fun!"

One of my favourite films of all time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made me bleed my own blood

last I heard my gym has shareholders...your gym doesn't even have cup holders

why would I want cup holders

this is my FAVE film, I could quote the whole movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic

5foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

This is my rifle, this is my gun!

This is for fighting, this is for fun!

One of my favourite films of all time

Mine too, though I've not watched it in ages.

Fye dolla, sucky sucky. Me so hoooorny!

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