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Strange items used for cock measuring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve just seen one against a bottle of red wine but I can’t tell if it’s a normal sized bottle, miniature or a litre. So it doesn’t really give me an idea of size still.

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

I think I saw one with biscuits once

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I get those Mars bar miniatures, but cellotape the kingsize wrapper on them

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I get those Mars bar miniatures, but cellotape the kingsize wrapper on them "

That made me chuckle

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Next to another penis of known size could work?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

This afternoon i was sent photo of someone measuring theirs against 3 toilet roll tubes. That was a new approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet I'd know what'd be the strangest, a ruler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet I'd know what'd be the strangest, a ruler! "

The most logical in the real world, but by far the least familiar on here.

I thought the tv remote had died a death until a few weeks ago and one popped up - waa quietly reassuring

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"This afternoon i was sent photo of someone measuring theirs against 3 toilet roll tubes. That was a new approach "

End to end or side by side?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"This afternoon i was sent photo of someone measuring theirs against 3 toilet roll tubes. That was a new approach "

End to end or sideways??

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

End to end stacked in a tower. I'm sure he was very proud of himself

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We've been sent quite a few over the years but the most memorable are a tin of Pal dog food and a CD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been sent quite a few over the years but the most memorable are a tin of Pal dog food and a CD "

Classy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"End to end stacked in a tower. I'm sure he was very proud of himself"

Are you sure they weren’t kitchen roll holders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a magnifying glass to help it to be visible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet I'd know what'd be the strangest, a ruler! "

Yes a bendy one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuclear warhead buttons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I saw one with biscuits once "

I stopped reading here and went to get some biscuits........to eat

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody recently suggested to me measuring in units of Jeremy Beadle

claws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuclear warhead buttons."

My button is bigger than your button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuclear warhead buttons.

My button is bigger than your button."

Who told trump about fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuclear warhead buttons.

My button is bigger than your button."

Can we go to Button Moon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I saw one with biscuits once "

Hobnobs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuclear warhead buttons.

My button is bigger than your button.

Can we go to Button Moon?"

We're off to Button Moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I saw one with biscuits once "

Your feet

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By *av.x.69Man
over a year ago

Callington/Liskeard


"Bet I'd know what'd be the strangest, a ruler!

Yes a bendy one. "

Being in IT and boarder line Geek, I’d measure mine in 1’s and 0’s (1’s when erect (which of course is the natural state ! And 0’s when my ego’s pricked !)

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I like to use a miniature bottle of Gordon’s gin and hide the ml label.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if this was a measurement thing but I was told by a firefighter fuck buddy that they had been called to an incident where a young man had bought a new exhaust muffler and put his penis into it semi erected, then got fully erect and was well and truly stuck in there until it was cut off

Apparently it was hours stuck on there

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Bet I'd know what'd be the strangest, a ruler! "

The ruler would have to be marked with fab-inches, which as most people know, has more inches on it than a normal ruler..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used my sky remote.. First thing I had to hand

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