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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help " Try replacing Wal-Mart with Aldi? | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help Try replacing Wal-Mart with Aldi? " Come on, show a bit of class will you?? Waitrose..... | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help " Bitch, please  | |||
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"I'm the same, I'm supposed to be Unicorn hunting but I cant even catch a My Little Pony at the minute " | |||
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"That’s the only game I have. Level up Honey" I'm trying | |||
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"You don’t need to flirt. Just wear a low cut top and learn to make the worlds best sandwich. Men will be drooling all over you before you know it. " I DO make the worlds best sandwich | |||
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"Aldi and Lidl use every spare inch of space, they barely have room for the delivery trucks. DFS is better "I want you to unload in my bay | |||
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole Also not acceptable "How about if I say please? | |||
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole Also not acceptable "Bet he’s got a verification though | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow "The delivery truck?  | |||
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"When do you go back to work? "Soon. Desk. Over. Bend | |||
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole Also not acceptable
How about if I say please?"Ask nicely | |||
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole Also not acceptable
How about if I say please?
Ask nicely "May I unfurl your rosebud and water it with my lusty saliva, please? | |||
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole Also not acceptable
How about if I say please?
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"I can show you the world " You can? | |||
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"I can show you the world " Shining, shimmering splendid? Bit of pre-come, Sam? | |||
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole Also not acceptable
How about if I say please?
Ask nicely
May I unfurl your rosebud and water it with my lusty saliva, please?
Always "Dirty bitch  | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help " I’m sure that would be more than good enough for some of the men who have messaged us in the past  | |||
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"I can show you the world You can?" Shining, shimmering splendid | |||
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"I can show you the world Shining, shimmering splendid? Bit of pre-come, Sam?" Damn you stelly !! | |||
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"When do you go back to work?
Soon. Desk. Over. Bend "You promised not to tell about my, erm.....little peccadillos.  | |||
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"I can show you the world You can? Shining, shimmering splendid " I said, BIT OF PRE-COME, SAM? | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it"Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom | |||
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"I can show you the world You can? Shining, shimmering splendid I said, BIT OF PRE-COME, SAM?" See above ^^^ and stop being shouty just cause you lost your virginity! | |||
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]" If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever. | |||
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35] If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever. "Take* | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom "I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^ | |||
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"I can show you the world You can? Shining, shimmering splendid I said, BIT OF PRE-COME, SAM? See above ^^^ and stop being shouty just cause you lost your virginity! " Cock in my mouth means I’m still a virgin. Doesn’t it?  | |||
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole Also not acceptable "ffs you are outside a supermarket, buy ass wipes... | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^ "Food? How do you eat yours? | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help Try replacing Wal-Mart with Aldi? " I heard Asda is owned by Wal-Mart | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom " | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours? "Everyone missed my sarnie post | |||
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35] If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever. "Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings.... | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help Try replacing Wal-Mart with Aldi? I heard Asda is owned by Wal-Mart" It is | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow "Probably raises more than an eyebrow.. | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help " Racoons? Wal-Mart? Have you emigrated to the new world? | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post "A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering. | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post "Not like me to miss a Sandwich | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help Racoons? Wal-Mart? Have you emigrated to the new world? " Whole new world. On Sam's cum stained magic carpet  | |||
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"New plan, a trip to b&q and invite them in to your "she shed" " Come and look at my drill. | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
Probably raises more than an eyebrow.."Two eyebrows? | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich "They are just wrong. | |||
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole Also not acceptable
ffs you are outside a supermarket, buy ass wipes..." | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
Probably raises more than an eyebrow..
Two eyebrows? "Penis flags will fly | |||
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"Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
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"Everyone missed my sarnie post
Not like me to miss a Sandwich "Exactly | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich They are just wrong. "Thankyou. I fail to see how the council food of my youth is now a thing Fucking fish goujons. | |||
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"Unless it is a fish finger sandwich They are just wrong. " Depends how it's done | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help Racoons? Wal-Mart? Have you emigrated to the new world? " Just lives in a different one! | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich "That's just vaguely fishy mush. | |||
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Please can I have a cock tail,hold the cock
Lame as fuck | |||
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"I can show you the world You can? Shining, shimmering splendid I said, BIT OF PRE-COME, SAM? See above ^^^ and stop being shouty just cause you lost your virginity! Cock in my mouth means I’m still a virgin. Doesn’t it? "Not in your head | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich "I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
Probably raises more than an eyebrow..
Two eyebrows? "That would indicate surprise.... | |||
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"Unless it is a fish finger sandwich They are just wrong. Depends how it's done "You can't polish a turd KM. I'll tell Craptain birdseye the same | |||
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"You don’t need to flirt. Just wear a low cut top and learn to make the worlds best sandwich. Men will be drooling all over you before you know it. I DO make the worlds best sandwich "What’s in the sandwich? I looove talking about sandwiches. | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
That's just vaguely fishy mush. "Honey roast ham, davidstow cheddar, rocket and lambs lettuce with onion chutney and mayo in seeded fat bread. Sexy as fuck. | |||
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"Unless it is a fish finger sandwich They are just wrong. Depends how it's done
You can't polish a turd KM. I'll tell Craptain birdseye the same "I'll attempt to | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum"Dirty dirty man! | |||
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"I DO make the worlds best sandwich
What’s in the sandwich?
I looove talking about sandwiches. "I don't know you well enough yet to say | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
That's just vaguely fishy mush.
Honey roast ham, davidstow cheddar, rocket and lambs lettuce with onion chutney and mayo in seeded fat bread.
Sexy as fuck.
"Oh yeah just talk sandwiches in those dulcid tones of yours - ooft | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help Bitch, please " | |||
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"Hi
Please can I have a cock tail,hold the cock
Lame as fuck "No I dont want to hold your cock | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help Bitch, please "Hush now 'dry one' | |||
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35] If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
"https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man! "You haven't seen anything yet | |||
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35] If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY"https://youtu.be/RCDlKpTeY_o | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet "Especially if this is not the male posting  | |||
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35] If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY
https://youtu.be/RCDlKpTeY_o
"Blooming heck YOWD.  | |||
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"I DO make the worlds best sandwich
What’s in the sandwich?
I looove talking about sandwiches.
I don't know you well enough yet to say "My mouth is watering. Describe the sandwich in details. I want it badly. I’m sooo hungry. | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting "Take a guess  | |||
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35] If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY
https://youtu.be/RCDlKpTeY_o
Blooming heck YOWD. ";-) | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess "Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too. | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too. "You make it sound like you haven't decided which one yet | |||
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35] If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY
https://youtu.be/RCDlKpTeY_o
Blooming heck YOWD.
;-)" | |||
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"I've forgotten how to flirt. Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough I need help Try replacing Wal-Mart with Aldi? Come on, show a bit of class will you?? Waitrose....." | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too.
You make it sound like you haven't decided which one yet "I’m rather fond of both | |||
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"I DO make the worlds best sandwich
What’s in the sandwich?
I looove talking about sandwiches.
I don't know you well enough yet to say
My mouth is watering. Describe the sandwich in details. I want it badly. I’m sooo hungry. "No can do, got to keep my secrets *touches side of nose 3 times* | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too.
You make it sound like you haven't decided which one yet
I’m rather fond of both "I'll let Moriarty know, he will be pleased | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too.
You make it sound like you haven't decided which one yet
I’m rather fond of both
I'll let Moriarty know, he will be pleased "Maybe “we” should smuggle him into the hotel room | |||
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"I've not posted on here yet miss SJ! Although the smuggling idea sounds fun "Haha I knew who it was really. Can you fit him in your case? | |||
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"I've not posted on here yet miss SJ! Although the smuggling idea sounds fun
Haha I knew who it was really. Can you fit him in your case? "It's usually too full of lingerie and dildo's to get much else in there | |||
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"I've not posted on here yet miss SJ! Although the smuggling idea sounds fun
Haha I knew who it was really. Can you fit him in your case? "Yeah I reckon I could squeeze him. Then we'd just have to decide if we wanted to let him out | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow "Rodger more? | |||
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
Rodger more?"I’m shaking with laughter. Shaking not stirring. | |||
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