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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hope you're ready for this young man

My mate and I were fighting over which was the best vowel.

I won!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A word of warning for you

Beware!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always thought my fella had a big cock

Turned out to be an ostrich

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sounds like an awesome fight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If women are so perfect a multi tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just discovered that my fellas sperm is electrically charged.

It came as a bit of a shock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I sent my fella a "Get Better Soon" card.

He's not ill, he's just not very good at sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/01/18 19:39:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having a conversation with yourself? XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like xmas cracker jokes - ann summers style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's the stand-up show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

What was the bet op, what have you won?? Better be worth it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ADAM69XXX likes my crap jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory

I just couldn't concentrate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When's the stand-up show?"

Failed the job interview last week.

Apparently a gangbang isn't proof you can work in a team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give up the lame jokes personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody hell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O Adam, where art thou..?!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Bloody hell... "

Tis fun, don't need serious all of the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell...

Tis fun, don't need serious all of the time "

This is what I was trying to do... I know the jokes are shit but even so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are but you raise a smile

Of course, that's not all you raise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They are but you raise a smile

Of course, that's not all you raise "

I like the shit and silly jokes...

And well... What can I say but thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy now what's going on in here! My name being plastered all over this in the spirit of jokes! Omg

I am well serious!

Unbelievable...

For the record:

I don't like Coquette69 random silly jokes. *ahem*

I love em!!


"I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory

I just couldn't concentrate "

Hahahahaha

Now I will have to check your previous thread and this one for giggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy now what's going on in here! My name being plastered all over this in the spirit of jokes! Omg

I am well serious!

Unbelievable...

For the record:

I don't like Coquette69 random silly jokes. *ahem*

I love em!!

I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory

I just couldn't concentrate

Hahahahaha

Now I will have to check your previous thread and this one for giggles "

I couldn't be arsed looking for the old one which is why I started this.

Will add some more shit tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way I got over 100 messages to reply to, 23 winks to check, 57 friend requests to accept...

I can't you know why:

Not able to feckin concentrate because I keep bursting out with laughter!

I got the *giggles*

You know what the weird thing is!?

Only 9 people looked at me! Oh crap... busted! I got nothing so plenty of time on my hands to keep smiling!

Love it Coquette69!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are but you raise a smile

Of course, that's not all you raise

I like the shit and silly jokes...

And well... What can I say but thank you "

I did of course mean that you raise the tone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the way I got over 100 messages to reply to, 23 winks to check, 57 friend requests to accept...

I can't you know why:

Not able to feckin concentrate because I keep bursting out with laughter!

I got the *giggles*

You know what the weird thing is!?

Only 9 people looked at me! Oh crap... busted! I got nothing so plenty of time on my hands to keep smiling!

Love it Coquette69!"

Look out for more later this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They are but you raise a smile

Of course, that's not all you raise

I like the shit and silly jokes...

And well... What can I say but thank you

I did of course mean that you raise the tone. "

That's funny, at work I'm always being told by one colleague that Im always lowering the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am now picturing an office full of ladies in ball gowns and gentlemen in top hat and tails.

In walks Coquette, "'ere me ol' China's, d'you 'ear the one about the actress, the bishop and the industrial vat of vaseline..."

Cue the ladies swooning and the gentlemen's monocles popping out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am now picturing an office full of ladies in ball gowns and gentlemen in top hat and tails.

In walks Coquette, "'ere me ol' China's, d'you 'ear the one about the actress, the bishop and the industrial vat of vaseline..."

Cue the ladies swooning and the gentlemen's monocles popping out!"

I do talk somewhat better than that but you're not far wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just as well you don't, as the voice my internal monologue was using was Danny Dyer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably just as well you don't, as the voice my internal monologue was using was Danny Dyer "

I have cut glarsss diction don't you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I 'ave cut price diction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I 'ave cut price diction"

I hope you don't cut your diction... Might be painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cut a few guitar strings but never a banjo string

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've cut a few guitar strings but never a banjo string"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cut a few guitar strings but never a banjo string

"

HiggsBoson is on it!

Not sure if members of the 2018 Virgin club should be this happy.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you're 10% Polish, does that make you a tad pole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just bought a new blindfold.

Can't see myself wearing it tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If it wasn't for blinds...

It would be curtains for us all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you hear the guy who bought a sponge door?

Can't knock it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A boat carrying red paint has crashed into a boat carrying a blue paint

The crew have been marooned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Statistically, 169% of people exaggerate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A N B G

That's bang out of order

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Didn’t she do well

I like it

Not a lot but I like it

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cut a few guitar strings but never a banjo string

HiggsBoson is on it!

Not sure if members of the 2018 Virgin club should be this happy.

Haha "

I'm okay, I'm not in that club

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn’t she do well

I like it

Not a lot but I like it

Xxx"

I think it's shit satsun but it makes one or two giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cut a few guitar strings but never a banjo string

HiggsBoson is on it!

Not sure if members of the 2018 Virgin club should be this happy.

Haha

I'm okay, I'm not in that club "

Showoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn’t she do well

I like it

Not a lot but I like it

Xxx

I think it's shit satsun but it makes one or two giggle "

Makes more than one or two giggle.

You're not done yet are you?

Thought you was just getting warmed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cut a few guitar strings but never a banjo string

HiggsBoson is on it!

Not sure if members of the 2018 Virgin club should be this happy.

Haha

I'm okay, I'm not in that club

Showoff "

If you've got it, flaunt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are but you raise a smile

Of course, that's not all you raise

I like the shit and silly jokes...

And well... What can I say but thank you

I did of course mean that you raise the tone.

That's funny, at work I'm always being told by one colleague that Im always lowering the tone "

I lost my job as a piano tuner for that very reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn’t she do well

I like it

Not a lot but I like it

Xxx

I think it's shit satsun but it makes one or two giggle

Makes more than one or two giggle.

You're not done yet are you?

Thought you was just getting warmed up "

Tonight Adam... I shall return with my shit jokes

Can't peak too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew!

Nobody likes a peaker. Peaking is frowned upon.

It's all about one thing in here:

#shitjokes

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Great thread... Giggling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great thread... Giggling! "

Coquette69 has all the jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My boobs were in the Guinness Book Of Records, but only until the librarian told me to take them out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever had sex while camping?

It's fucking intents.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last one for this section....

What's dangerous and eats nuts?

Syphilis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The words election and erection are spelt similarly.

They both have the same meaning too : a dick rising to power

***bloody autocorrect changed a word for me... Put it right now tho

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"Last one for this section....

What's dangerous and eats nuts?

Syphilis

"

That should be what green and eat nuts ? Syphilis

or what's grey and eats nuts ? A Squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The words election and erection are spelt similarly.

They both have the same meaning too : a dick rising to power"

Oooooooft !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Not in the mood for jokes, best mates been taken into care with severe delusions, he thinks he's a daffodil, they said he won't be out till spring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in the mood for jokes, best mates been taken into care with severe delusions, he thinks he's a daffodil, they said he won't be out till spring"

Holy moly a challenger has risen!

All hail KingAl

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Also pissed off with my new air freshener, I plugged it in and nothings happening, it doesn't make scents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also pissed off with my new air freshener, I plugged it in and nothings happening, it doesn't make scents."

That made sense to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The words election and erection are spelt similarly.

They both have the same meaning too : a dick rising to power

Oooooooft !!"

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The words election and erection are spelt similarly.

They both have the same meaning too : a dick rising to power

Oooooooft !!

What? "

That was literally below the belt.

Pow! Have some of that politics.

#dickpoliticshead

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Also pissed off with my new air freshener, I plugged it in and nothings happening, it doesn't make scents."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard .... after that he went downhill very quickly.

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the most sensitive part of a man whilst he's having a sneaky wank?

His ears

Happy Friday

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Send them to a shit comedian

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send them to a shit comedian "

They came from a shit comedian...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send them to a shit comedian

They came from a shit comedian... "

Ha ha ha

Honesty is the best policy!

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