FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you go ewww

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A gaping arsehole or rosebud. Puts me right off my Sunday roast. Ahem.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Not much these days

I think I’ve seen all there is to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock in mouth shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not much these days

I think I’ve seen all there is to see

I’m sure someone will be along with something to Google. Space docking was a memorable one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t possess any of those either. We’re good girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t possess any of those either. We’re good girls. "

I just want you to be proud of me, Mack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Prolapsed rectums aren't my favourite thing to look at, neither is an arse shot with piles hanging out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congealed cum, especially dripping over face.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face."

*stops uploading next pic*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prolapsed rectums aren't my favourite thing to look at, neither is an arse shot with piles hanging out.

Don’t look at 2017 hot pics then

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Prolapsed rectums aren't my favourite thing to look at, neither is an arse shot with piles hanging out.

*cancels the instant message photo*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t possess any of those either. We’re good girls.

I just want you to be proud of me, Mack.

Couldn’t be prouder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A close up of a cock, so close it nearly pokes your eye out, with dribbling cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face."

Yeah. Cold and congealed cum is yucky. I like it fresh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A close up of a cock, so close it nearly pokes your eye out, with dribbling cum

And so red and angry it looks like it needs a checkup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t possess any of those either. We’re good girls.

I just want you to be proud of me, Mack.

Couldn’t be prouder! "

I’m rum, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face.

Yeah. Cold and congealed cum is yucky. I like it fresh. "

Proud of *you*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Prolapsed rectums aren't my favourite thing to look at, neither is an arse shot with piles hanging out.

Don’t look at 2017 hot pics then"

See now...now I have to go look don't I? Dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks it’s a good job I don’t look at hot pics too often x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

It's not very classy is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unclean arse hole pics.

Very spotty vagina shots

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face."

I don't want cum on my face at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum holes!

There’s nothing endearing, attractive or remotely sexual about a bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very hairy pussy pics,hate those pics! But each to there own

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm getting really quite turned on at the thought of all of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

It's not very classy is it?"

You’d never catch me doing that.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bum holes!

There’s nothing endearing, attractive or remotely sexual about a bum hole

I know some sexy assholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face.

I don't want cum on my face at all.

Not even mine?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

It's not very classy is it?

You’d never catch me doing that."

I wouldn't even put it near my face.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face.

I don't want cum on my face at all.

Not even mine?

Yours is different. Special. You are special, in a dribbly and not dribbly way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum holes!

There’s nothing endearing, attractive or remotely sexual about a bum hole

I know some sexy assholes "

Haha yes me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I can't and take a picture...or isn't that what you meant?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face.

I don't want cum on my face at all.

Not even mine?

Ok, if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prolapsed rectums aren't my favourite thing to look at, neither is an arse shot with piles hanging out.

Don’t look at 2017 hot pics then"

I’ll try not too!

I had a quick scroll through and thought whoa enough already...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

It's not very classy is it?

You’d never catch me doing that.

I wouldn't even put it near my face. "

That’s not your face, sweetie.

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By *evilishone69Man
over a year ago

fleet

Arseholes definatly

Penetrated, gaping you name it find it totally rank on all levels

The amount of time we’ve been offered to lick and things and been almost sick in our mouths is unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face.

I don't want cum on my face at all.

Not even mine?

Yours is different. Special. You are special, in a dribbly and not dribbly way. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face.

I don't want cum on my face at all.

I don’t mind the action

it’s seeing it in another people’s photos that’s

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum holes!

There’s nothing endearing, attractive or remotely sexual about a bum hole

I dunno about that. I can stomach a bleached bum hole on a sexy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I can't and take a picture...or isn't that what you meant?

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"A close up of a cock, so close it nearly pokes your eye out, with dribbling cum

And so red and angry it looks like it needs a checkup"

Silhouette against the toilet bowl, classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though. "

Same as me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Congealed cum, especially dripping over face.

I don't want cum on my face at all.

I don’t mind the action

it’s seeing it in another people’s photos that’s

Not my kind of facial

below the neck if you please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like danger fabbing.

That is turning off site images and going fab mental. Then remembering later and seeing what you fabbed

Undo fab frenzy follows. Eye bleach time.

Jolly good fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like danger fabbing.

That is turning off site images and going fab mental. Then remembering later and seeing what you fabbed

Undo fab frenzy follows. Eye bleach time.

Jolly good fun though "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Prolapsed rectums aren't my favourite thing to look at, neither is an arse shot with piles hanging out.

Don’t look at 2017 hot pics then

See now...now I have to go look don't I? Dammit"

You know better - I was almost tempted

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like danger fabbing.

That is turning off site images and going fab mental. Then remembering later and seeing what you fabbed

Undo fab frenzy follows. Eye bleach time.

Jolly good fun though "

I'm going to try this

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck. "

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively."

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?"

It’s a bugger to shave

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

It’s a bugger to shave"

I often feel like a contortionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

It’s a bugger to shave"

Oh she got you to do that for her too? Thought it was just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it wrong that I enjoy watching people getting there spots and cyst popped and also getting there ears cleaned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

It’s a bugger to shave

Oh she got you to do that for her too? Thought it was just me.

I don’t get that close to Alice’s wonderland for fear of falling down the rabbit hole again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is it wrong that I enjoy watching people getting there spots and cyst popped and also getting there ears cleaned"

Ewww. I have a lovely popper for you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

It’s a bugger to shave

Oh she got you to do that for her too? Thought it was just me.

I don’t get that close to Alice’s wonderland for fear of falling down the rabbit hole again. "

Eat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile...

I must rewrite it sometime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

It’s a bugger to shave

Oh she got you to do that for her too? Thought it was just me.

I don’t get that close to Alice’s wonderland for fear of falling down the rabbit hole again.

Eat me "

This place is all minge these days

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?"

Oh the dark forest

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Mushrooms

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

It’s a bugger to shave

Oh she got you to do that for her too? Thought it was just me.

I don’t get that close to Alice’s wonderland for fear of falling down the rabbit hole again.

Eat me

This place is all minge these days"

I wish you well on your hunt for ha-penis

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

Oh the dark forest

Fancy a stroll?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Cum dribbling from limp dicks.

Open mouth full of cum.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Close ups of cream pies, nasty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

It’s a bugger to shave

Oh she got you to do that for her too? Thought it was just me.

I don’t get that close to Alice’s wonderland for fear of falling down the rabbit hole again.

Eat me

This place is all minge these days

I wish you well on your hunt for ha-penis

Is that like. Ha’penny. I’ll only accept full penises. Preferably ones that are attached to a very naughty yet easy on the eye chap. Gosh. I need all the well wishes I can get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Close ups of cream pies, nasty.

Ed"

I’ll raise you requests for someone to clean said cream pie. Bleugh.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Close ups of cream pies, nasty.

I’ll raise you requests for someone to clean said cream pie. Bleugh. "

Please don’t lol. I’ll never understand that fetish, ever.

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham

Up their own ass people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Close ups of cream pies, nasty.

I’ll raise you requests for someone to clean said cream pie. Bleugh.

Please don’t lol. I’ll never understand that fetish, ever.

Ed"

I was always brought up to mop up my own mess

Tis what baby wipes are for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Up their own ass people "

I’m not that flexible but I can blow smoke up my own arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this thread is gross.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum dribbling from limp dicks.

Open mouth full of cum.

I’m with you on the first one. However the 2nd one can be erotic if it’s shot right. Er. Or if it’s me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum dribbling from limp dicks.

Open mouth full of cum.

I’m with you on the first one. However the 2nd one can be erotic if it’s shot right. Er. Or if it’s me. "

No one likes a wonky shooter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh this thread is gross."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about it there are more pictures I dislike women wise than men ~ I suppose we have more options to be “creative” with...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking about it there are more pictures I dislike women wise than men ~ I suppose we have more options to be “creative” with...

You’re a classy bird though. We wouldn’t expect anything less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird foreskin and cock shots of it never pulled back.

Red bell ends.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Oh this thread is gross."

With you on that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh this thread is gross.

With you on that one

The clue was in the title though

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

One particular pic stands right out!! There's a woman riding the guy on a meet, condom on but you can clearly see genital herpes on his balls. She must have touched it bare at some point because the condom isn't going to stop that from happening. Horrible pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weird foreskin and cock shots of it never pulled back.

Red bell ends. "

Yeah. Weird foreskin isn’t the prettiest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One particular pic stands right out!! There's a woman riding the guy on a meet, condom on but you can clearly see genital herpes on his balls. She must have touched it bare at some point because the condom isn't going to stop that from happening. Horrible pic."

Lovely

She surely must have noticed at some point.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cock in mouth shots

I don’t have any of those on my profile either

I don't have any of those on my profile either.

Wait.

Fuck.

Did I just out myself?

Ghey.

Is your cock in anyone else’s mouth in their profile pics?

His moustache really is the star of the show though.

Same as me

It's all or nothing. A la Tom Selleck.

I like twisting mine at the ends, twinkling my eyes and raising one eyebrow suggestively.

I have an anal beard. Will that do?

Oh the dark forest

Fancy a stroll?"

Let's. Take my arm Miss Honey.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A gaping arsehole or rosebud. Puts me right off my Sunday roast. Ahem. "

any arsehole stumbling out of the pub suddenly making a Pavement Pizza. . . should have his/her nose rubbed in it.

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