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By *john121 OP   Man
over a year ago

staffs

while watching the news following the recent riots and it just happened to be an inter_iew in Manchester heard this phrase being used by a mother defending her shall I say 'rebellious' teens; who'd been out on the rampage and her only defence was to tell a person to 'jog on' when she'd clearly lost the argument!..

is this a local phrase or common place and would you use it?

I'd just seen this phrase being used in a profile and it reminded me of this mum.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'single man' seems to do the trick for half the site.

The other half are illiterate or the stats would be higher.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I always thought "jog on" was more of a cockney phrase then a Northern one. Must have watched too many Danny Dyer films!!!

Personally I hate the phrase "Chin up", annoys the crap out of me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"while watching the news following the recent riots and it just happened to be an inter_iew in Manchester heard this phrase being used by a mother defending her shall I say 'rebellious' teens; who'd been out on the rampage and her only defence was to tell a person to 'jog on' when she'd clearly lost the argument!..

is this a local phrase or common place and would you use it?

I'd just seen this phrase being used in a profile and it reminded me of this mum."

Basically it means fuck off. How did I find out? I said it to one of my sons who was asking me to wash his car as I was doing mine. He and his bro burst out laughing and said thats not nice mam! I just thought it meant get away with you.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"while watching the news following the recent riots and it just happened to be an inter_iew in Manchester heard this phrase being used by a mother defending her shall I say 'rebellious' teens; who'd been out on the rampage and her only defence was to tell a person to 'jog on' when she'd clearly lost the argument!..

is this a local phrase or common place and would you use it?

I'd just seen this phrase being used in a profile and it reminded me of this mum.

Basically it means fuck off. How did I find out? I said it to one of my sons who was asking me to wash his car as I was doing mine. He and his bro burst out laughing and said thats not nice mam! I just thought it meant get away with you.

"

Can you wash mine too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"while watching the news following the recent riots and it just happened to be an inter_iew in Manchester heard this phrase being used by a mother defending her shall I say 'rebellious' teens; who'd been out on the rampage and her only defence was to tell a person to 'jog on' when she'd clearly lost the argument!..

is this a local phrase or common place and would you use it?

I'd just seen this phrase being used in a profile and it reminded me of this mum.

Basically it means fuck off. How did I find out? I said it to one of my sons who was asking me to wash his car as I was doing mine. He and his bro burst out laughing and said thats not nice mam! I just thought it meant get away with you.

Can you wash mine too please "

of course! Bring your ironing too while you're on, then demand some breakfast just to make it feel authentic hahahah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"while watching the news following the recent riots and it just happened to be an inter_iew in Manchester heard this phrase being used by a mother defending her shall I say 'rebellious' teens; who'd been out on the rampage and her only defence was to tell a person to 'jog on' when she'd clearly lost the argument!..

is this a local phrase or common place and would you use it?

I'd just seen this phrase being used in a profile and it reminded me of this mum.

Basically it means fuck off. How did I find out? I said it to one of my sons who was asking me to wash his car as I was doing mine. He and his bro burst out laughing and said thats not nice mam! I just thought it meant get away with you.

"

See I am a london lass.. and it always meant more sod off than anything else.. or get lost..

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See I am a london lass.. and it always meant more sod off than anything else.. or get lost..

Cali "

That would be my Hammersmif interpretation of it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive la difference. If you say gob off to someone in Manchester it has a different meaning to Newcastle.

Blow job in Manchester

Talk animatedly in Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in no particular order

"do you meet single guys"

"do you meet younger guys"

"having much fun"

"have you had many meets"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few that irritate me.

When people say "it's about" as if they are being intellectual.

When people say "jog on". Especially on here reading many of the profiles.

And finally when people say "blah blah blah" rather than actually telling you the details they can't be bothered to say.

Pretty annoying.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I think one of the phrases that really annoys me is when a couple of people are talking and it goes:

“And I turned round and said****. Then he turned round and said****. then I turned round and said….”

You can just imagine two people pirouetting as they are chatting! (My sister-in-law uses this all the time, so I turned round to her and said……………

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By *john121 OP   Man
over a year ago

staffs

and it drives me to distraction when the word 'LIKE' is used almost every other word like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mosquito bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at the end of the day"

the people who use it should be dragged out into the street and shot.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"mosquito bite."

Now that IS irritating!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""at the end of the day"

the people who use it should be dragged out into the street and shot."

but not until the end of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight darling xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not tonight darling xx "

okay then we can shoot em tomorrow instead.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"at the end of the day"

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By *john121 OP   Man
over a year ago

staffs


""at the end of the day"

"

Like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think one of the phrases that really annoys me is when a couple of people are talking and it goes:

“And I turned round and said****. Then he turned round and said****. then I turned round and said….”

You can just imagine two people pirouetting as they are chatting! (My sister-in-law uses this all the time, so I turned round to her and said……………

"

I'm crying laughing here and also crying because of laughing... my bloody sides hurt, that's just too feckin' hilarious

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

I particularly dislike "I/he/she/it was literally..."

Literally does not mean "very"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think one of the phrases that really annoys me is when a couple of people are talking and it goes:

“And I turned round and said****. Then he turned round and said****. then I turned round and said….”

You can just imagine two people pirouetting as they are chatting! (My sister-in-law uses this all the time, so I turned round to her and said……………

"

hahahahah that is so funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I particularly dislike "I/he/she/it was literally..."

Literally does not mean "very" "

Humph my stove doesn't say a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, i use jog on all the time, its even in my profile

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London


"I particularly dislike "I/he/she/it was literally..."

Literally does not mean "very"

Humph my stove doesn't say a thing!"

You have to feed it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I particularly dislike "I/he/she/it was literally..."

Literally does not mean "very"

Humph my stove doesn't say a thing!

You have to feed it right "

I see...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"you really have enough shoes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence but.."

Usually followed by insults!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"dont turn round but ya see him over there"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Whateva

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

innit

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"bite me" then get all huffy when I do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aks- its ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"innit" Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aks- its ask!"

who aksed you?

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By *john121 OP   Man
over a year ago

staffs


"Aks- its ask!"

Unless in Jamaica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go figure" "Go,,,figyouuuuuur" "Go figuuuuure uh".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an ex chef and a fan of come dine with me i hate ' cooked to perfection' so overused.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Jog on

Innit

Whatever

I don't know nothin

Okie dokie

Turned around and said....

Suck it and see

Can I lend a fiver?

Mondee tuesdee etc

Grrrrrrrr

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Csn I get? usually a wet cappucino/soya latte/mochachocachino. It's "May I have?" you ignorant excrescence.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Don't you already have some like that?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"decaffeinated coffee"

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When footballers can't go thru 3 words without saying err you know!! Beckham is the biggest culprit you know!!!! Lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"I just want to find someone special"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I just want to find someone special""

Oh mate you should have said mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel a song coming on

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

But the very next day, You gave it away

This year, to save me from tears

I'll give it to someone ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An What"

Hate this saying, used by every wannabe trendy Chav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jog on

Innit

Whatever

I don't know nothin

Okie dokie

Turned around and said....

Suck it and see

Can I lend a fiver?

Mondee tuesdee etc

Grrrrrrrr

"

i wonder which one irritates you the most?

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By *john121 OP   Man
over a year ago

staffs


"When footballers can't go thru 3 words without saying err you know!! Beckham is the biggest culprit you know!!!! Lol"

LIKE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

normally "jog on dickhead" its used quite a lot around bolton / manchester !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here`s my hand here`s my heart" i despise that saying it makes me cringe

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

" well jel" really annoys me and pretty much any phrase used in TOWIE.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" i wont bite unless you ask me to"

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By *john121 OP   Man
over a year ago

staffs


"normally "jog on dickhead" its used quite a lot around bolton / manchester !"

That's why I asked the Q as it was where I heard it being used by a women, can't call her a lady as her tats weren't even spelt correctly! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a lad apply for a job.

On the application form there is the usual section about previous employment and in the area for 'your main duties' he wrote :

Pickin 'n' Packin

aargh !

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

clique

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