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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Bars open. Drinks on me. Im a cheeky barman with a naughty smile! So what ya having?????

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

GIn and tonic please. Liverpool if you have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar martini please, discovered them last night, love them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white wine please x

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Dom Perignon 2009

A fine vintage

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Large g and t for crimson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something creamy please.

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Pornstar martini for unbridled! (What the heck is it?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cap'n Morgan's spiced and ginger beer if you please

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Large white wine for angie

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

A bottle of dom for _olgate

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malbec or Rioja please delivered to my table by a roaring open fire, by a loin cloth clad oiled up waiter.

But I haven't given it much thought

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Spicy morgan and ginger beer for georgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailors Jerry’s rum with ginger ale and a slice of lime please

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

A malbec and a bottle of baby oil for testarossa

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Sailors rum and ginger for smudge

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A black Russian would go down a treat. A bit of a stimulant is needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A malbec and a bottle of baby oil for testarossa

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Thankyou- what about the waiter though?

Do I massage the thighs?

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Anyone fancy nibbles???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailors rum and ginger for smudge

Thank you kindly! *chugs tasty beverage* And another please? I'll sip and savour this one... honest!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll take a water please.

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A malbec and a bottle of baby oil for testarossa

Thankyou- what about the waiter though?

Do I massage the thighs?

Im firmly of the belief of naked oily body to body rubs from head to toe. Would that be to your satisfaction????

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sailors rum and ginger for smudge

Thank you kindly! *chugs tasty beverage* And another please? I'll sip and savour this one... honest!

Right im serving you a jug full now so go steady!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"I'll take a water please. "

Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peniscolada please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailors rum and ginger for smudge

Delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red leg rum ginger beer with a squeeze of lime please!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Peniscolada please"

Aint made 1 of these in ages!! Coming right up. Ive gone easy on the nuts

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sailors rum and ginger for smudge

Delicious

Pleasure matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A malbec and a bottle of baby oil for testarossa

Thankyou- what about the waiter though?

Do I massage the thighs?

Im firmly of the belief of naked oily body to body rubs from head to toe. Would that be to your satisfaction????"

Yess!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Red leg rum ginger beer with a squeeze of lime please! "

Heres a large glass full

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

Can I be a pain and have an amaretto latte?

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A malbec and a bottle of baby oil for testarossa

Thankyou- what about the waiter though?

Do I massage the thighs?

Im firmly of the belief of naked oily body to body rubs from head to toe. Would that be to your satisfaction????

Yess!

Whipping off loin cloth

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Still waiting......**waves virtual £20 note in the air**

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Can I be a pain and have an amaretto latte?

Youre never a pain i made it as sweet as you! Enjoy

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Still waiting......**waves virtual £20 note in the air**

Sorry had to check you were old enough to get in. An extremely large black Russian! No money needed its on me!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a water please.

Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again....."

I'm doing dry January. I have will power

Okay, cola then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailors rum and ginger for smudge

Thank you kindly! *chugs tasty beverage* And another please? I'll sip and savour this one... honest!

Right im serving you a jug full now so go steady!! "

Ummmm... right... will do. Promise!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Still waiting......**waves virtual £20 note in the air**

Sorry had to check you were old enough to get in. An extremely large black Russian! No money needed its on me!!"

Aww! Thank you!!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

A cheeky shot with you .. raspberry tequila

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

White wine please, bring the bottle we are thirsty

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"I'll take a water please.

Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....

I'm doing dry January. I have will power

Okay, cola then please "

Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sailors rum and ginger for smudge

Thank you kindly! *chugs tasty beverage* And another please? I'll sip and savour this one... honest!

Right im serving you a jug full now so go steady!!

Ummmm... right... will do. Promise!

Good lad!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A cheeky shot with you .. raspberry tequila

Mmmmm that was yummy!! Heres a couple more for you

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"White wine please, bring the bottle we are thirsty

Bottle of finest white for the lovely couple

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A cheeky shot with you .. raspberry tequila

Mmmmm that was yummy!! Heres a couple more for you

Are you trying to get me d*unk (hic)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a water please.

Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....

I'm doing dry January. I have will power

Okay, cola then please

Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x

Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink?

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Pink gin x cloudy lemonade and a pint chaser please x

Oh and can you please turn the music up x I put a pound in the juke box and my wham - steps - take that medley is about to come on x

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A cheeky shot with you .. raspberry tequila

Mmmmm that was yummy!! Heres a couple more for you

Are you trying to get me d*unk (hic)

Not a chance. Here's 2 more!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"I'll take a water please.

Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....

I'm doing dry January. I have will power

Okay, cola then please

Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x

Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink? "

How very sweet of you. Ill have a pint of guiness please

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Pink gin x cloudy lemonade and a pint chaser please x

Oh and can you please turn the music up x I put a pound in the juke box and my wham - steps - take that medley is about to come on x"

Large drink and music on full volume. Naked karaoke starts at 8pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something hot and wet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something creamy please."

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Something hot and wet please

Mmmmmmm. A hot ribena and vodka for you. You'll love it!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Something creamy please.

A large amarulla with ice. Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water please with ice and lemon

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Water please with ice and lemon"

Coming up. Dry jan? Or heavy night last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water please with ice and lemon

Coming up. Dry jan? Or heavy night last night?

Dry January

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a water please.

Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....

I'm doing dry January. I have will power

Okay, cola then please

Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x

Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink?

How very sweet of you. Ill have a pint of guiness please

I'll shamrock your world

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By *parkle7Woman
over a year ago

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A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"I'll take a water please.

Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....

I'm doing dry January. I have will power

Okay, cola then please

Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x

Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink?

How very sweet of you. Ill have a pint of guiness please

I'll shamrock your world

Indeed you shall!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Water please with ice and lemon

Coming up. Dry jan? Or heavy night last night?

Dry January

Well done. We're all proud of you x

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??

Hands you drink whilst nibbling your ear

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By *parkle7Woman
over a year ago

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"A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??

Hands you drink whilst nibbling your ear

Why thank you - prompt service xx

Can the nibbles move slowly down to my neck??

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??

Hands you drink whilst nibbling your ear

Why thank you - prompt service xx

Can the nibbles move slowly down to my neck?? "

Why of course. I may introduce an ice cube into the equation

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a water please.

Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....

I'm doing dry January. I have will power

Okay, cola then please

Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x

Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink?

How very sweet of you. Ill have a pint of guiness please

I'll shamrock your world

Indeed you shall!

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Sex on the beach for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella

Oooh cheeky! *licks you*

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sex on the beach for me please x "

A large one for you

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella

Oooh cheeky! *licks you*"

Thst tickles

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By *parkle7Woman
over a year ago

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"A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??

Hands you drink whilst nibbling your ear

Why thank you - prompt service xx

Can the nibbles move slowly down to my neck??

Why of course. I may introduce an ice cube into the equation

Just an ice cube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka please, neat

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??

Hands you drink whilst nibbling your ear

Why thank you - prompt service xx

Can the nibbles move slowly down to my neck??

Why of course. I may introduce an ice cube into the equation

Just an ice cube?

You can suggest more if you desire. I am of the firm belief that the customer is always right

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over a year ago

"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella

Oooh cheeky! *licks you*

Thst tickles

Then hold your cheeks apart and let me get in a bit more.

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella

Oooh cheeky! *licks you*

Thst tickles

Then hold your cheeks apart and let me get in a bit more.

saucy. Only if i can reciprocate

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Double vodka please, neat"

A triple neat!! Enjoy

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"Pink gin x cloudy lemonade and a pint chaser please x

Oh and can you please turn the music up x I put a pound in the juke box and my wham - steps - take that medley is about to come on x

Large drink and music on full volume. Naked karaoke starts at 8pm

Am I too late for the naked karaoke x

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By *lackbird1000Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Can I have a double gin tonic , with tonic , lemonade and elderflower please !

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Pink gin x cloudy lemonade and a pint chaser please x

Oh and can you please turn the music up x I put a pound in the juke box and my wham - steps - take that medley is about to come on x

Large drink and music on full volume. Naked karaoke starts at 8pm

Am I too late for the naked karaoke x"

About to start. Sorry for the delay ive been busy with baby oil and ice cubes

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Can I have a double gin tonic , with tonic , lemonade and elderflower please ! "

Coming right up.

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Bars reopened. Anyone thirsty??

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Raspberry Collins please

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Raspberry Collins please

Why of course x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just redbush tea for me tonight please. Damn healthy eating

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Just redbush tea for me tonight please. Damn healthy eating

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bars open. Drinks on me. Im a cheeky barman with a naughty smile! So what ya having?????

double JD and please...one cube ONLY

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Gentleman's Jack with ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single malt over ice and the number of a good hitman.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Bars open. Drinks on me. Im a cheeky barman with a naughty smile! So what ya having?????

double JD and please...one cube ONLY"

Here it is with a 1 giant cube

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Gentleman's Jack with ice please

Here we go enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

can i buy this drink for you pleaseee

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Single malt over ice and the number of a good hitman."

Drinks ready. The only weapon on the premises is the one in my pants

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

can i buy this drink for you pleaseee

All drinks are on me!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

can i buy this drink for you pleaseee

All drinks are on me!!"

I no but I really wna get this one for spiderspiderwoman pleaseee

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x"

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

and the one after that, and the one after that

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

and the one after that, and the one after that

The same again then. Thankyou

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

and the one after that, and the one after that

The same again then. Thankyou

Here we go. Your spidey sense must be tingling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pepsi max im driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

and the one after that, and the one after that

The same again then. Thankyou

bartender same again this way please... sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for spider, to start please

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

and the one after that, and the one after that

The same again then. Thankyou

Here we go. Your spidey sense must be tingling

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

and the one after that, and the one after that

The same again then. Thankyou

bartender same again this way please... sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for spider, to start please "

I had sex on the beach yesterday with another G8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella

Oooh cheeky! *licks you*

Thst tickles

Then hold your cheeks apart and let me get in a bit more.

saucy. Only if i can reciprocate

Please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

and the one after that, and the one after that

The same again then. Thankyou

bartender same again this way please... sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for spider, to start please

I had sex on the beach yesterday with another G8

well whatever you want spiderwomn...

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By *parkle7Woman
over a year ago

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You still serving.....go on then, I'll have another!! I have been called greedy Sparkle before now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You still serving.....go on then, I'll have another!! I have been called greedy Sparkle before now

wna join me and spider??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single malt over ice and the number of a good hitman.

Drinks ready. The only weapon on the premises is the one in my pants

I suspect I won't be able to use that against our accounts department. Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise

A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!

Thats so sweet on my tongue

thankyou x

Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one

and the one after that, and the one after that

The same again then. Thankyou

bartender same again this way please... sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for spider, to start please

I had sex on the beach yesterday with another G8

The lucky fella

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella

Oooh cheeky! *licks you*

Thst tickles

Then hold your cheeks apart and let me get in a bit more.

saucy. Only if i can reciprocate

Please!

Mmmmmmmm yummy!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Single malt over ice and the number of a good hitman.

Drinks ready. The only weapon on the premises is the one in my pants

I suspect I won't be able to use that against our accounts department. Damn!"

Afraid not. But your drinks a killer

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"You still serving.....go on then, I'll have another!! I have been called greedy Sparkle before now

I love it when youre greedy

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Weve made it to hump day! Who fancies a drink??

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By *parkle7Woman
over a year ago

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"You still serving.....go on then, I'll have another!! I have been called greedy Sparkle before now

I love it when youre greedy

"Licks lips" me too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pina colada pls

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"You still serving.....go on then, I'll have another!! I have been called greedy Sparkle before now

I love it when youre greedy

"Licks lips" me too xx "

Here you are, you deserve to be greedy

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Pina colada pls

There we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and Lemonade please! (I know I’m uncouth in the eyes of most Brits, but it’s a European flavour)

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Something strong, and keep them coming please

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Gin and Lemonade please! (I know I’m uncouth in the eyes of most Brits, but it’s a European flavour) "

Enjoy!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Something strong, and keep them coming please"

A triple for Ya

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Double vodka n Pepsi please, in a tall glass...

No ice!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Double vodka n Pepsi please, in a tall glass...

No ice!

Very tall glass and no ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Case of Krug...

For a friend...

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Case of Krug...

For a friend...

Haha. 1 full case. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Case of Krug...

For a friend...

Haha. 1 full case. Enjoy

Do you do deliveries

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Case of Krug...

For a friend...

Haha. 1 full case. Enjoy

Do you do deliveries "

Hell no its freezing

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Right attempting to kill the flu with aid of booze. Who wants 1??

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