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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?

Wow. Massaging is the bomb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?

Wow. Massaging is the bomb."

I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I need this in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?

Wow. Massaging is the bomb.

I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!"

I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need this in my life. "

I’ll send him over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?

Wow. Massaging is the bomb.

I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!

I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life. "

I’m down in London regularly, so I can certainly help you out! Would be great to get my hands on your fabulous body too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer Mussels and frites

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I need this in my life.

I’ll send him over."

Is he almost here?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I prefer Mussels and frites"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?

Wow. Massaging is the bomb.

I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!

I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life. "

I can't help but snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My back problem was cured by a very uncomfortable massage, by a sports therapist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need this in my life.

I’ll send him over.

Is he almost here?"

I’m on my way darling! PM me so I can keep you updated on my journey

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Would love someone to deep massage my lower back pain away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer Mussels and frites"

Brilliant

Oh my god. 7th January 2028, 13:15 - g3orgie was funny. Noting this for posterity.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I need this in my life.

I’ll send him over.

Is he almost here?

I’m on my way darling! PM me so I can keep you updated on my journey "

Slick effort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer Mussels and frites

Brilliant

Oh my god. 7th January 2028, 13:15 - g3orgie was funny. Noting this for posterity.

"

Happened in 2018 too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My back problem was cured by a very uncomfortable massage, by a sports therapist."

There is a real lack of standardisation in the industry. Some really cause more issues than they cure. It’s about being delicate yet assertive xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I prefer Mussels and frites

Brilliant

Oh my god. 7th January 2028, 13:15 - g3orgie was funny. Noting this for posterity.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need this in my life.

I’ll send him over.

Is he almost here?"

No. Please no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite dissapointed when my chiropractor signed me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need this in my life.

I’ll send him over.

Is he almost here?

I’m on my way darling! PM me so I can keep you updated on my journey

Slick effort "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?

Wow. Massaging is the bomb.

I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!

I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life.

I can't help but snigger"

Filthbag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My back problem was cured by a very uncomfortable massage, by a sports therapist."

I never thought it’d cure my shoulder, but oh my god.

Turns out I frickin’ love pain too.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I need this in my life.

I’ll send him over.

Is he almost here?

No. Please no. "

You resisted, I'm impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love someone to deep massage my lower back pain away "

It’s so worth it. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite naughty when my chiropractor got me off "

. Ooooh Lady!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need this in my life.

I’ll send him over.

Is he almost here?

No. Please no.

You resisted, I'm impressed "

I will never go there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscles and big cockles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite naughty when my chiropractor got me off

. Ooooh Lady!!"

Get the door locked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Muscles and big cockles x "

Alive alive-o

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite naughty when my chiropractor got me off

. Ooooh Lady!!

Get the door locked "

Are you coming to get me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muscles and big cockles x "
love deep penetration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muscles and big cockles x love deep penetration"

Make sure you take them out the jar before you try that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite naughty when my chiropractor got me off

. Ooooh Lady!!

Get the door locked

Are you coming to get me? "

Yes, he has two hands. He can squeeze the breath from both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when can I get my hands on you lovely ladies... and who is first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite naughty when my chiropractor got me off

. Ooooh Lady!!

Get the door locked

Are you coming to get me?

Yes, he has two hands. He can squeeze the breath from both of us "

Amazing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life. "

Are you referring to rolfing? Nothing to do with rolling on the floor or Australian paedos, it's a form of deep tissue massage I heard about in California, which apparently hurts like a bastard.

My chiro, OTOH, could get some if he wanted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life.

Are you referring to rolfing? Nothing to do with rolling on the floor or Australian paedos, it's a form of deep tissue massage I heard about in California, which apparently hurts like a bastard.

My chiro, OTOH, could get some if he wanted."

Is that what it is?

I want some of Rolf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a massage i liked so turn them down at every available opportunity now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had a massage i liked so turn them down at every available opportunity now "

Want a cock massage?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?

Wow. Massaging is the bomb.

I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!"

so am i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer Mussels and frites

Brilliant

Oh my god. 7th January 2028, 13:15 - g3orgie was funny. Noting this for posterity.

Happened in 2018 too "

cheeky

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Never had a massage, had a shoulder rub, didnt see the point of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muscles and big cockles x love deep penetration

Make sure you take them out the jar before you try that x "

definitely love to try it on with u x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an absolute wuss. Every single one of my muscles has a knot in it and that’s the way it’s staying. Massage hurts!

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