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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE! " Love it! | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall "Ok, what's that? | |||
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Love it! "Needed a change | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that? "Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice? "Haha! Steady, you'll be in the stocks! | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall "Ooh  On that note, I'm off, catcha all later! xx | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
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Penguins and polar bears on ice? "Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now  | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Ooh On that note, I'm off, catcha all later! xx"See ya later sami. ..have a good day at football | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Haha! Steady, you'll be in the stocks! "Hes safe I don't do blokes  | |||
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"Yeaaaaah another thread Like it?" Its fantastic | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall "Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X "My all leather flo**er | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X
My all leather flo**er "leather feather ? | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X
My all leather flo**er leather feather ? "If that's what you want to think | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X
My all leather flo**er "Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x  | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X
My all leather flo**er
Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x "Yeah it can tickle tease and sting | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X
My all leather flo**er
Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x
Yeah it can tickle tease and sting "Just how I like it x | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now "If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X
My all leather flo**er
Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x
Yeah it can tickle tease and sting
Just how I like it x "This is the thread for you | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch "What about magpies | |||
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"It's the dangerous Strictly and I love it. You think your bullying threats scare me? That's breakfast for trannies." I'm one...but I don't do trannies | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies "Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards "Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers "Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE! "Vanilla ... 
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch "Polar bears use squirrels to wipe their axx on ice lol | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X
My all leather flo**er
Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x
Yeah it can tickle tease and sting
Just how I like it x
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers
Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks "Nah I use chains | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Vanilla ...
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers
Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks
Nah I use chains "chains cuffs n gag a quiet life | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers
Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks
Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life"Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers
Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks
Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life
Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours "too much banging | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers
Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks
Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life
Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours too much banging"I wouldn't say banging....well not to start with | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers
Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks
Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life
Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours too much banging
I wouldn't say banging....well not to start with "The crack of the whip with muffled screams | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers
Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks
Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life
Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours too much banging
I wouldn't say banging....well not to start with
The crack of the whip with muffled screams "I'm saying feck all | |||
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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show BEWARE!
Love it!
Penguins and polar bears on ice?
Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now
If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch
What about magpies
Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards
Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers
Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks
Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life
Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours too much banging
I wouldn't say banging....well not to start with
The crack of the whip with muffled screams
I'm saying feck all "Why got your mask on then ? Lol | |||
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"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet "Think you're right! I'd be ok with the vanilla ice cream though! | |||
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"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet
Think you're right! I'd be ok with the vanilla ice cream though! "I've ate it all | |||
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"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet
Think you're right! I'd be ok with the vanilla ice cream though!
I've ate it all "Tut.....  | |||
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"Well having a early night. ..catch ya later x"Ok lovely, xx | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves* "Morning eenie how's you | |||
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"Morning all!" Good morning sami. ..you got the courage up to come into this den of iniquity I see | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you "Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now "Good girl | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl "I'm ALWAYS good, me | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me "chokes coughing says who | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who " I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who
I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist "Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who
I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist
Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs "You would need one if you tried to spank me | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who
I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist
Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs
You would need one if you tried to spank me "I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who
I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist
Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs
You would need one if you tried to spank me
I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time"Dont get your knickers in a twist | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who
I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist
Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs
You would need one if you tried to spank me
I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time
Dont get your knickers in a twist"Nah when I talk like that ...I have the Y Fronts with skid marks on | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who
I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist
Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs
You would need one if you tried to spank me
I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time
Dont get your knickers in a twist
Nah when I talk like that ...I have the Y Fronts with skid marks on "I think you have a fetish for skidmarks | |||
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"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*
Morning eenie how's you
Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now
Good girl
I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who
I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist
Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs
You would need one if you tried to spank me
I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time
Dont get your knickers in a twist
Nah when I talk like that ...I have the Y Fronts with skid marks on
I think you have a fetish for skidmarks" | |||
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"Any sausages going I'm hungry" I've got a couple of chipolatas in the fridge | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall "Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks. I'll just wait until they've all left home | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home "Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread"Oh THAT fictitious one | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one "Shame I couldn't answer that off thread | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread "ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly "I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then  | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly "Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then "I've got long arms | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread" | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly "Throw away the key, Voddy | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then
I've got long arms "You'll have fun trying, won't you! | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Throw away the key, Voddy "I know the combinations | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then
I've got long arms
You'll have fun trying, won't you! "All in the line off duty  | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then
I've got long arms
You'll have fun trying, won't you!
All in the line off duty "But, of course! | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddy"can and will | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will"Ooooooohhhh!.....fight! | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then
I've got long arms
You'll have fun trying, won't you!
All in the line off duty
But, of course! "I'm forget what thread I'm on....that's next year | |||
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"Sounds like you've all been busy
You seem to have gone to the dogs "you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will"Ffs there's no order in here | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will
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"Sounds like you've all been busy
You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be "A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker | |||
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"Sounds like you've all been busy
You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be
A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker "Great dane looks hard but not or is it lol | |||
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"Sounds like you've all been busy
You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be
A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker
Great dane looks hard but not or is it lol "I haven't a scooby doo | |||
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"Sounds like you've all been busy
You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be
A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker "more loke a piddling poodle | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will
Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!
Oi stop fecking stirring it you "and dpnt pick on sami ether | |||
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"Sounds like you've all been busy
You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be
A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker more loke a piddling poodle"Oi fecker I've told you | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will
Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!
Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether"She loves it really....she's a closet subbie | |||
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"Sounds like you've all been busy
You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be
A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker more loke a piddling poodle
Oi fecker I've told you "yeh yeh whatever | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will
Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!
Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether
She loves it really....she's a closet subbie "so whos the Rottweiler | |||
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"right who wants coffee" Tea for me please and I've got choccie biscuits to go with it | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will
Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!
Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether
She loves it really....she's a closet subbie so whos the Rottweiler "The rotty? I'll let you guess | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will
Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!
Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether
She loves it really....she's a closet subbie so whos the Rottweiler
The rotty? I'll let you guess "Jack Russell nipping and doesn't give up lol | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will
Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!
Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether
She loves it really....she's a closet subbie so whos the Rottweiler
The rotty? I'll let you guess
Jack Russell nipping and doesn't give up lol"They do when you back heel a stone into them....true story | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition
You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will
Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!
Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether
She loves it really....she's a closet subbie so whos the Rottweiler
The rotty? I'll let you guess
Jack Russell nipping and doesn't give up lol"dont stop fecken yapping ether | |||
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"Cheers cup of tea waited all day for that , So wh wants biscuits " Not for instant....fecking waste of a good biscuit | |||
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"Cheers cup of tea waited all day for that , So wh wants biscuits Not for instant....fecking waste of a good biscuit "All the good stuff was d*unk while you were locked up | |||
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"Good morning all x "Morning tumble in here I think mistress locked them all in lol | |||
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"Good morning all x "Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way? | |||
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"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet "
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way? "Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x | |||
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"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet
Ready for strictly Bdsm"At last ....welcome | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?
Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x "Ah its better here today
Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon | |||
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"Quick hello and goodbye. Off to hospital in London with sister in law for check up. Catcha later. xx"You say hello....and I say goodbye
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?
Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x
Ah its better here today
Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon "It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?
Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x
Ah its better here today
Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon
It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x "With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?
Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x
Ah its better here today
Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon
It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x
With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time "Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?
Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x
Ah its better here today
Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon
It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x
With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time
Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x "If only we didn't have vanilla nieghbours | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?
Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x
Ah its better here today (thum
Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon
It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x
With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time
Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x
If only we didn't have vanilla nieghbours "Only 1 vanilla thing that's good that's ice cream | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?
Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x
Ah its better here today (thum
Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon
It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x
With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time
Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x
If only we didn't have vanilla nieghbours
Only 1 vanilla thing that's good that's ice cream "And that's only haagen dazs ice cream | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?
Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x
Ah its better here today (thum
Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon
It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x
With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time
Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x
If only we didn't have vanilla nieghbours
Only 1 vanilla thing that's good that's ice cream
And that's only haagen dazs ice cream"No ben and jerrys then | |||
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"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall
Ok, what's that?
Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall
Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.
I'll just wait until they've all left home
Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures
But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread
Oh THAT fictitious one
Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly
I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then
I've got long arms
You'll have fun trying, won't you!
All in the line off duty
But, of course! "I'm in | |||
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"Oh my god. I have just ordered MORE lingerie... Whoops "Mine has just been delivered | |||
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"Oh my god. I have just ordered MORE lingerie... Whoops
Mine has just been delivered "And a new black Mistress dress....new corset will be here tomorrow | |||
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"Oh my god. I have just ordered MORE lingerie... Whoops
Mine has just been delivered "I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!! | |||
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"Oh my god. I have just ordered MORE lingerie... Whoops
Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!! "I've got to buy for fecking two though | |||
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Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!
I've got to buy for fecking two though "Oh aye? | |||
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"Oh my god. I have just ordered MORE lingerie... Whoops
Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!
I've got to buy for fecking two though
Oh aye? "Cloths for man me and Mistress me | |||
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"Oh my god. I have just ordered MORE lingerie... Whoops
Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!
I've got to buy for fecking two though
Oh aye?
Cloths for man me and Mistress me "Oh haha I thought you meant lingerie for 2
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"Oh my god. I have just ordered MORE lingerie... Whoops
Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!
I've got to buy for fecking two though
Oh aye?
Cloths for man me and Mistress me "At least your man you knows what your mistress you wants to wear lol | |||
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"Oh my god. I have just ordered MORE lingerie... Whoops
Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!
I've got to buy for fecking two though
Oh aye?
Cloths for man me and Mistress me
Oh haha I thought you meant lingerie for 2
It's been a tough day!! "Don't get your lingerie in a twist | |||
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Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!
I've got to buy for fecking two though
Oh aye?
Cloths for man me and Mistress me
At least your man you knows what your mistress you wants to wear lol "Ah but it's a lot nicer when a woman buys it for you  | |||
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Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!
I've got to buy for fecking two though
Oh aye?
Cloths for man me and Mistress me
Oh haha I thought you meant lingerie for 2
It's been a tough day!!
Don't get your lingerie in a twist "Meeeeee? As if!!! | |||
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Mine has just been delivered
I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!
I've got to buy for fecking two though
Oh aye?
Cloths for man me and Mistress me
Oh haha I thought you meant lingerie for 2
It's been a tough day!!
Don't get your lingerie in a twist
Meeeeee? As if!!! "Love your profile pic | |||
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Evening sami...how did the hospital go? "It went really well, thank you. All her bloods were good. Going for scan in 2 weeks to see if drugs are still keeping the cancer at bay. | |||
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Evening sami...how did the hospital go?
It went really well, thank you. All her bloods were good. Going for scan in 2 weeks to see if drugs are still keeping the cancer at bay. "Hope it is | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs "I've got a latte...give up on you after last night's fecking instant | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
I've got a latte...give up on you after last night's fecking instant "well you did rather ask for it | |||
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"Evening all, hope you've all been behaving
Evening sami...how did the hospital go?
It went really well, thank you. All her bloods were good. Going for scan in 2 weeks to see if drugs are still keeping the cancer at bay.
Hope it is "Thank you. | |||
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Mmmm....hot chocolate please "I think some fecker has nicked her kettle | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle "Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched' | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched' "Oi like the new mistress dress sami? | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami? "Actually, I do, love the boots too | |||
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Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle "yeah you | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami? "oi thats where me new dress went give it back | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami?
Actually, I do, love the boots too "Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle yeah you "Bugger off I'm a fecking coffee snob ffs | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami? oi thats where me new dress went give it back"Bugger off this is amazon's finest | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami?
Actually, I do, love the boots too
Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you "Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it! | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami? oi thats where me new dress went give it back"Haha | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami?
Actually, I do, love the boots too
Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you
Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it! "Ok I can leave my hat and dress off | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami?
Actually, I do, love the boots too
Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you
Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!
Ok I can leave my hat and dress off "Haha, love it Its the physical thing, ladies don't have the 'bits' I'm interested in! | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami?
Actually, I do, love the boots too
Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you
Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!
Ok I can leave my hat and dress off "please dont think of the neighbours | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami?
Actually, I do, love the boots too
Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you
Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!
Ok I can leave my hat and dress off please dont think of the neighbours" | |||
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"Ill tell you what _amiss!! Haha, what...? "Just had to take them boots off...fecking killing me big toes | |||
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"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs
Mmmm....hot chocolate please
I think some fecker has nicked her kettle
Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'
Oi like the new mistress dress sami?
Actually, I do, love the boots too
Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you
Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!
Ok I can leave my hat and dress off please dont think of the neighbours"The blinds are shut | |||
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"Ill tell you what _amiss!! Haha, what...?
Just had to take them boots off...fecking killing me big toes "Maybe they're too small, give them to me and I don't have bunions | |||
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"Ill tell you what _amiss!! Haha, what...?
Just had to take them boots off...fecking killing me big toes "hobbits | |||
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"Ill tell you what _amiss!! Haha, what...?
Just had to take them boots off...fecking killing me big toes
Maybe they're too small, give them to me and I don't have bunions "Hey I was only at the chiropodist last week...feet have never been so looked after
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