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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!! "

Excuse me, it’s pronounced scones, not scones.

Fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the jamming followed by the creaming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!!

Excuse me, it’s pronounced scones, not scones.

Fool"

Grammar police are in lol.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Cream first for me, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cream first for me, please "

Disgusting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!! "

This... Surely the other option doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill it with cream....then a thin layer of jam!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!!

This... Surely the other option doesn't work "

I agree totally xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the jamming followed by the creaming. "

That's how it normally works

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Jam followed by cream

The end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jam followed by cream

The end "

Legend!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!!

Excuse me, it’s pronounced scones, not scones.

Fool

Grammar police are in lol. "

Pronunciation is not grammar.

At least you didn't use the trad 'nazis' label. The nazis weren't renowned for promoting universal education and preferred to keep people ignorant, so who are the real nazis?

And it's pronounced to rhyme with 'gone'. Victoria Coren-Mitchell said so on Only Connect, which is the cleverest of all telly shows.

Who would put cream first? That's just weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!!

Excuse me, it’s pronounced scones, not scones.

Fool

Grammar police are in lol.

Pronunciation is not grammar.

At least you didn't use the trad 'nazis' label. The nazis weren't renowned for promoting universal education and preferred to keep people ignorant, so who are the real nazis?

And it's pronounced to rhyme with 'gone'. Victoria Coren-Mitchell said so on Only Connect, which is the cleverest of all telly shows.

Who would put cream first? That's just weird."

You must be a blast at party’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!!

Excuse me, it’s pronounced scones, not scones.

Fool

Grammar police are in lol.

Pronunciation is not grammar.

At least you didn't use the trad 'nazis' label. The nazis weren't renowned for promoting universal education and preferred to keep people ignorant, so who are the real nazis?

And it's pronounced to rhyme with 'gone'. Victoria Coren-Mitchell said so on Only Connect, which is the cleverest of all telly shows.

Who would put cream first? That's just weird."

People from Devon, enough said!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares. Just put them on my plate, so I can eat them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who cares. Just put them on my plate, so I can eat them "

What, people from Devon bit harsh lmao. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must be a blast at party’s

"

Why would I bother disputing the labelling of what is and isn't grammar or a nazi at a party? I don't follow yout logic. Are you d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You must be a blast at party’s

Why would I bother disputing the labelling of what is and isn't grammar or a nazi at a party? I don't follow yout logic. Are you d*unk?"

But what about the scones, lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!! "

...the only way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter, strawberry jam, Clotted cream = heaven on a plate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdos

You cut the scone in half - apply jam to one half and cream to the other ....

Swivel in hand and have it every way you want ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Butter, strawberry jam, Clotted cream = heaven on a plate. "

Bloody ansum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam then cream. Anything else is heresy and I'm not even a son of Kernow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Weirdos

You cut the scone in half - apply jam to one half and cream to the other ....

Swivel in hand and have it every way you want ...

"

Butter both halves, jam both, then clotted cream to both, you get more clotted cream that way,

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I like the jamming followed by the creaming.

That's how it normally works "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must be a blast at party’s

Why would I bother disputing the labelling of what is and isn't grammar or a nazi at a party? I don't follow yout logic. Are you d*unk?"

It was a dig at the fact that we were having joke and you came in and ruined it with a boring fact.

Didn’t think it was that hard to understand to be honest. You sure you’re not d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam Then cream

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cream acts like butter, you wouldn't but jam on toast then butter on top

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The only person talking sense is Dana.

No one had even mentioned butter up until Dana joined in.

The rest of you don't even deserve a scone.

It's ....... Scone base. Butter. Jam. Cream topper.....

Who in their right mind tries to spread jam on cream ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh, but what jam? Typical of the Forum ignoring the real question!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhh, but what jam? Typical of the Forum ignoring the real question! "

Blackcurrant myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scone

Butter

Cream

Then jam

Excess cream can be licked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh, but what jam? Typical of the Forum ignoring the real question! "

Strawberry

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Weirdos

You cut the scone in half - apply jam to one half and cream to the other ....

Swivel in hand and have it every way you want ...

Butter both halves, jam both, then clotted cream to both, you get more clotted cream that way, "

This!! And it’s got to be strawberry jam!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh, but what jam? Typical of the Forum ignoring the real question! "

Got to be strawberry jam for a proper cream tea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy peezy.

Jam on one half, cream on the other half, place two halves together. Hey presto, end of debate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only person talking sense is Dana.

No one had even mentioned butter up until Dana joined in.

The rest of you don't even deserve a scone.

It's ....... Scone base. Butter. Jam. Cream topper.....

Who in their right mind tries to spread jam on cream ? "

On the top half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Typo removed by poster at 07/01/18 12:35:44]"

Got to bite into the thick cool cream before the tongue hits the sweet fruity jam before savouring the still warm, fluffy base of the scone.

Fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!! "

It's jam first for me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk at being branded a complete savage.

Just butter for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares. Just put them on my plate, so I can eat them

What, people from Devon bit harsh lmao. Xxx"

I'll eat anything when I'm starving

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Ahhh, but what jam? Typical of the Forum ignoring the real question!

Blackcurrant myself "

Blackcurrant is my jam of choice.

Preferable home-made.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Both.

I'd better explain I think lol.

Cut your scone in half, and put cream on one half and jam on the other, then sandwich them together.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

And for the adventurer, who boldly goes forth in search of erm... adventures, put butter on, then a smear of marmite... delish!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The real debate should be as follows...

Are you a SC-ON person

Or

SC-OWN

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Typo removed by poster at 07/01/18 12:35:44]

Got to bite into the thick cool cream before the tongue hits the sweet fruity jam before savouring the still warm, fluffy base of the scone.

Fuck me."

Cream tea with afters your on lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam first. It's easier to spread cream on top of jam, than jam on top of cream!

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Both.

I'd better explain I think lol.

Cut your scone in half, and put cream on one half and jam on the other, then sandwich them together. "

No, coz then you only get half the jam & cream - plus it splurges out the middle when you bite it!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Jam first. It's easier to spread cream on top of jam, than jam on top of cream!

"

Dollop not spread

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Jam always jam first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream then jam. Spread.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

This thread has scone on to long.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

If you put the two halves together you can have both. UN diplomacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The real debate should be as follows...

Are you a SC-ON person

Or

SC-OWN

"

Oh I'm definitely a sc-own, with a pinkie in the air too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a traitor, I do it the Cornish way but I’m from Devon. Jam first!!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Scones

Jam first or cream first

As a Cornish man its got to be

Jam first!!!

This... Surely the other option doesn't work "

It doesn't the jam slides off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scone

Butter

Cream

Then jam

Excess cream can be licked off "

Mmmm, the more I lick seems to result in more cream!

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple
over a year ago

Not quite over the hill

Jam then clotted cream - on both halvess

cone with an 's' in front = scone

Alternatively can someone please get Susie Dent in here to arbitrate

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I say cream, then jam, then scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam...just has to be

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Scone butter jam cream, both halves the same, definitely not sandwiched together. I'm from Surrey and Hampshire by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On cheese scones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam first. But then; butter or no butter?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Cream first for me, please "

What about on your scones

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Jam first then the cream

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"On cheese scones?"

Warm them and put lots of butter on yummy

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