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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay, here's the thing, I read lots and lots about what you want, what your looking for, but some aren't finding it (some are lucky and now meet with their FWB) Now here's a chance to say what your offering. Think of these posts as an advertisement rather than a wanted advert.

Are you a sensual shag? Or a meaningful filthy fuck and go? Do you bring along another two friends, or do you bring a bag of toys to your meets. Maybe it's Netflix an chill in your gaff that you offer (do people still do this? )

Say it, and someone might just be in the market for your services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The question is more what can’t I do for fab...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.

If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).

Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.

Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.

Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outstanding wit and intellect....which doesn't say much for the rest of me

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I am fantastic in bed, I don’t fart under the duvet and shove your head under there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make really good tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.

If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).

Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.

Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.

Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?"

That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really good tea "

That's all I need

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I make really good tea "

There really are all kinds of perversion here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously I’m wonderful. Really Fab should pay me!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Obviously I’m wonderful. Really Fab should pay me! "

Fab Runners motto maker

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm a giving lover with a filthy mind and impossible ideals!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.

Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Also like to play a bit bratty just naughty enough to frustrate but still be loveable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes sensual and soft

sometimes rough and hard

sometimes bratty and needing to be taken in hand (not many have succeeded)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring a sartorial elegance of a bygone age, with manners to match.

I also understand the meaning of the word no

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Sensual filthy and fun and can come equipped with a bag of toys if wanted we just love having dirty fun xx

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I bring along a hot little redhead who is far more popular than me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I can sometimes write the odd filthy story as and ask people faf....

Other than that I can order a decent Chinese and tell people about football stadia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make fantasies a reality. But only if I get something specific in return. I won't say what it is but it's not money or similar.

MMF, MFF, MFTV, outdoor sex, MFMFMF, clubs, toys, tie and tease, strap on fucking, tied and fucked, CFNM, wanking with oils, Domme, sex parties, watching, being watched, 699, teased and fucked till his legs were like jelly.... I made some ...or all... a reality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyday is a school day...what's CFNM? Sounds like a news channel.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Clothed Female, Naked Male

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clothed Female, Naked Male"

that's why I don't know then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Clothed Female, Naked Male

that's why I don't know then "

It's hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow all this talent...

And then there's a trogladye...

Throwing his own poo at stuff and calling it art...

What can I do for fab?

Mmmmm...

I'll leave now... where's my furs

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I'm a good hot water bottle and give great hugs...

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.

Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl

"

Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake)

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Make amazing cups of tea and have an endless supply of biscuits

Actually, i often find it hard to share my biscuits

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.

Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl

Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake) "

Get the cane out instead

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.

Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl

Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake)

Get the cane out instead "

Yeah but you'd like that too much...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.

Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl

Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake)

Get the cane out instead

Yeah but you'd like that too much... "

Paddle then

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.

Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl

Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake)

Get the cane out instead

Yeah but you'd like that too much...

Paddle then "

Rope and clamps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also like to play a bit bratty just naughty enough to frustrate but still be loveable "

The fine line between the two that most get so wrong lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Also like to play a bit bratty just naughty enough to frustrate but still be loveable

The fine line between the two that most get so wrong lol "

Love it when they say 'you're being so naughty today' but with a great big smile on their face because they're enjoying it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can Iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger all OP. Bugger all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mediocrity

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I can Iron "

Winner.... I hate ironing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make your legs wobbly.

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow


"I'll make your legs wobbly. "
making our legs wobbly just looking at your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft, gentle and passionate, or mainly hot raw and filthy. Blowjobs that literally blow your mind, and a love of good hot sex. Have got a bag of toys if liked. And lots of stamina x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.

If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).

Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.

Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.

Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?

That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected "

What about you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the photography/videography of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.

If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).

Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.

Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.

Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?

That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected

What about you OP? "

I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.

If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).

Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.

Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.

Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?

That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected

What about you OP?

I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again. "

Fuck it n chuck it. They love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a summer breeze, blowing through the jasmine in your mind.

You'll be walking on air when you leave me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.

If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).

Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.

Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.

Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?

That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected

What about you OP?

I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again.

Fuck it n chuck it. They love that. "

I can bring spare batteries for your Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring lots of enthusiasm and a can do attitude

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We wear a big smile to wherever we are invited and not much else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer my body up for you to do as you wish

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(Within pre determined boundaries that can squeeze into a few hour hotel slot )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.

If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).

Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.

Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.

Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?

That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected

What about you OP?

I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again.

Fuck it n chuck it. They love that. "

I knew I'd found a niche market

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.

Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl

"

Sold!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I offer my body up for you to do as you wish

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(Within pre determined boundaries that can squeeze into a few hour hotel slot ) "

The pre determined boundaries, are they set by you or by me?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Soft, gentle and passionate, or mainly hot raw and filthy. Blowjobs that literally blow your mind, and a love of good hot sex. Have got a bag of toys if liked. And lots of stamina x "

Also sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer my body up for you to do as you wish

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(Within pre determined boundaries that can squeeze into a few hour hotel slot )

The pre determined boundaries, are they set by you or by me? "

Both I find works best

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I wonder how many guys have sat in the pub wishing for a connection to be made with the gorgeous woman across the bar . The one who is dressed to thrill , the one who has those eyes that just let you know she’s naughty , the one who teasingly flashes a bit more cleavage than the others , and just a hint of stocking top .

How would you play it if she made it clear she was interested ? Would you be up for the challenge ?

A no strings , but highly charged erotic and passionate encounter beginning in a busy pub and ending up somewhere quiet if it all goes well .......

That’s what we offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder how many guys have sat in the pub wishing for a connection to be made with the gorgeous woman across the bar . The one who is dressed to thrill , the one who has those eyes that just let you know she’s naughty , the one who teasingly flashes a bit more cleavage than the others , and just a hint of stocking top .

How would you play it if she made it clear she was interested ? Would you be up for the challenge ?

A no strings , but highly charged erotic and passionate encounter beginning in a busy pub and ending up somewhere quiet if it all goes well .......

That’s what we offer "

Is she drinking from a pint glass? that's the details I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrmmm... I can fix a leaky tap?

How's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrmmm... I can fix a leaky tap?

How's that? "

I am a leaky tap.

Fix me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrmmm... I can fix a leaky tap?

How's that? "

Sure you have the right tool for the job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrmmm... I can fix a leaky tap?

How's that?

I am a leaky tap.

Fix me?"

Hmmm... it may be a bit more involved than just a washer... I may have to do some grinding... Is that okay Miss Estella?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Errrmmm... I can fix a leaky tap?

How's that? "

You cause more leaks than you fix

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I can suck dick like a seagull clagging down a chicken bone.

And I can cook, and bake, and give good cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch and I can whisk you away on wonderful wanders through rolling countryside . High imperious mountains or long sandy beaches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What about you OP?

I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again.

Fuck it n chuck it. They love that.

I knew I'd found a niche market "

Amd I'll add...men only.

#NotSorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a summer breeze, blowing through the jasmine in your mind.

You'll be walking on air when you leave me."

Today's earworm award goes to...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I put the ‘cum’ into Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a summer breeze, blowing through the jasmine in your mind.

You'll be walking on air when you leave me.

Today's earworm award goes to... "

Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't suck like a Dyson, but I'll lick like a dog with honey on its nose

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm more fun than anyone else by a mile. And I have fluffy socks

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm more fun than anyone else by a mile. And I have fluffy socks "

And fairy lights!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I won't suck like a Dyson, but I'll lick like a dog with honey on its nose "

I'll see what I can do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put the ‘cum’ into Cumbria "

*does Cumbria drive a van?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.

If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).

Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.

Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.

Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?"

I would do all these things for the right people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dutiful in the bedroom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm dutiful in the bedroom! "

I'm doubtful in the bedroom.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I am fantastic in bed, I don’t fart under the duvet and shove your head under there "

Sadly neither Bitch nor Twat can lay claim to that...the second part we mean

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m rubbish at everything I do.....

But I take it up the ass

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

We offer the fugliest experience this side of Glasgow (and Twat runs for the hills away from the kilted barbarians)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blow jobs have been known to send guys to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, here's the thing, I read lots and lots about what you want, what your looking for, but some aren't finding it (some are lucky and now meet with their FWB) Now here's a chance to say what your offering. Think of these posts as an advertisement rather than a wanted advert.

Are you a sensual shag? Or a meaningful filthy fuck and go? Do you bring along another two friends, or do you bring a bag of toys to your meets. Maybe it's Netflix an chill in your gaff that you offer (do people still do this? )

Say it, and someone might just be in the market for your services.

"
well we're a loved up fab couple funny hunky nice guy & bi busty cute humorous girly together=A good time pure filth and endless possibilites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"My blow jobs have been known to send guys to sleep. "

But do they wake up again or are you the Serial BJ Killer?

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie "

Be grateful for small mercies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My blow jobs have been known to send guys to sleep.

But do they wake up again or are you the Serial BJ Killer? "

They awake from an awsome sleep some hours later.

I’m a great solution to insomnia

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I put the ‘cum’ into Cumbria

*does Cumbria drive a van? "

A large van, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer a relaxing, oily massage and kisses as a starter, your choice of sexual act for the main course, followed by homemade apple pie and ice cream for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dutiful in the bedroom!

I'm doubtful in the bedroom. "

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie "

Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie

Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........ "

Not with me.

Remember those spinning brush glass washers they used to have in pubs?

Well.....

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie

Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........

Not with me.

Remember those spinning brush glass washers they used to have in pubs?

Well..... "

Wouldn’t a loo brush work too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie

Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........

Not with me.

Remember those spinning brush glass washers they used to have in pubs?

Well.....

Wouldn’t a loo brush work too? "

I don’t think so. This squirts water too to flush and scrub til it shines

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie

Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........

Not with me.

Remember those spinning brush glass washers they used to have in pubs?

Well.....

Wouldn’t a loo brush work too?

I don’t think so. This squirts water too to flush and scrub til it shines "

Oh Twat uses something similar on his spamhead (sorry, intentionally sexily shaved head)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone get any interest from their 'advert' on this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make scrummy sourdough bread, pecan pie and give a mean Indian head massage

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Did anyone get any interest from their 'advert' on this thread?"

Only sock love so far....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea"

With any particular type of biscwit??

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Nonsense and naked ironing.

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By *aptain BangalotMan
over a year ago

SW London

I always bring a big cock. Me, in other words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea

With any particular type of biscwit?? "

Yeh a ginger nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make scrummy sourdough bread, pecan pie and give a mean Indian head massage "

Pecan pie sounds nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make scrummy sourdough bread, pecan pie and give a mean Indian head massage

Pecan pie sounds nice"

It's lush, my favourite dessert ever. Perfect with a latte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex AND tea. Cake if you've excelled yourself

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea

With any particular type of biscwit??

Yeh a ginger nut "

Haha, not an Oreo???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone get any interest from their 'advert' on this thread?

Only sock love so far.... "

More than me

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Did anyone get any interest from their 'advert' on this thread?

Only sock love so far....

More than me "

People keep messaging me to say how tiny my feet are - but they're not at all, they're just very fluffy wide socks lol!! The rugby ball confuses them too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea

With any particular type of biscwit??

Yeh a ginger nut

Haha, not an Oreo??? "

Are they biscuits or cakes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea

With any particular type of biscwit??

Yeh a ginger nut

Haha, not an Oreo???

Are they biscuits or cakes "

Biscuits - tried one, didn't think much of it though lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea

With any particular type of biscwit??

Yeh a ginger nut

Haha, not an Oreo???

Are they biscuits or cakes

Biscuits - tried one, didn't think much of it though lol! "

I'd just be a disappointment then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more fun than anyone else by a mile. And I have fluffy socks "

Ha! I have fluffy slippers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are good at making you laugh...Ads is good with his tongue...his ice cream licking skills are immense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea

With any particular type of biscwit??

Yeh a ginger nut

Haha, not an Oreo???

Are they biscuits or cakes

Biscuits - tried one, didn't think much of it though lol!

I'd just be a disappointment then haha "

They are American. They don't know how to do biscuits.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I stay away in hotels a lot during the week and I'm happy to wine, dine and 69 if any couple or lady fancies mid week naughtiness.

Happy for just a few drinks and a gossip/giggle if you just fancy a break

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea

With any particular type of biscwit??

Yeh a ginger nut

Haha, not an Oreo???

Are they biscuits or cakes

Biscuits - tried one, didn't think much of it though lol!

I'd just be a disappointment then haha

They are American. They don't know how to do biscuits."

Tasty in ice cream though - mmm, shame about this health kick we’re on!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Did anyone get any interest from their 'advert' on this thread?"

Not a sausage, but then; geography bites

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