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Definition of Calories

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Calories (noun). Tiny wee creatures that live in your wardrobe and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little bastards!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Odd that so many people who are suffering from an epidemic of them have congregated on the same site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i must have hundreds in my wardbrobe then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are these the same calories that hide in alcohol and take over your senses??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there seems to an awful lot of them about, i got them to.......however i am putting up a good fight against them lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definition of Bitter Lemon. A fruit who has lost its faith in mankind but still wants to be a mixer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Odd that so many people who are suffering from an epidemic of them have congregated on the same site."

You like walking on a tightrope dontcha lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Sensual is just being his usual errrr charming self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word 'calorie' always reminds me of sunshine for some reason. Maybe they should be called something else not so inviting. If cakes had a calorific count but was called something like, 'pile-inducing content' - I'm sure people would think twice before buying them.

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The word 'calorie' always reminds me of sunshine for some reason. Maybe they should be called something else not so inviting. If cakes had a calorific count but was called something like, 'pile-inducing content' - I'm sure people would think twice before buying them. "

Flabules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word 'calorie' always reminds me of sunshine for some reason. Maybe they should be called something else not so inviting. If cakes had a calorific count but was called something like, 'pile-inducing content' - I'm sure people would think twice before buying them. "

Calories - I never eat anything else.

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