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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Extra time, and a happy ending. What more do you want?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Extra time, and a happy ending. What more do you want?"

Now you're asking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i’m pretty wired at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra time, and a happy ending. What more do you want?

Now you're asking??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i’m pretty wired at the moment

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Will.

Athlete - Wires

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Extra time, and a happy ending. What more do you want?

Now you're asking??

And, for a change I'm not talking football!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i’m pretty wired at the moment

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Will.

Athlete - Wires"

usually i’m innocent bed by 10 but can’t sleep, brain is in overdrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's are killing from waking today.

Great day would have thought I could nod off

Good Saturday everyone?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Let's are killing from waking today. "

You got bunk beds and fell out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra time, and a happy ending. What more do you want?

Now you're asking??

And, for a change I'm not talking football!!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's are killing from waking today.

You got bunk beds and fell out?

that's divine comedy.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Ergh

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i’m pretty wired at the moment

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Will.

Athlete - Wires

usually i’m innocent bed by 10 but can’t sleep, brain is in overdrive "

Yes, I know you're innocent. I've seen your chest, you're a smoothie. You okay, Will?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's are killing from waking today.

Great day would have thought I could nod off

Good Saturday everyone?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, DC. You'll get off soon.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Ergh

First time I've played Russian roulette with a bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's are killing from waking today.

You got bunk beds and fell out?

Haha

Meant to be walking

Fingers were typing too quick

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

I used to love Red Hots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love some cheese on toast right now, with a smudge of mustard with a glass of red, served by a delicious man.

Doable?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Let's are killing from waking today.

You got bunk beds and fell out?

Haha

Meant to be walking

Fingers were typing too quick "

And legs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jelly belly. Are you you meant to use the cinnamon flavour as a kind of jelly bean mixer?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd love some cheese on toast right now, with a smudge of mustard with a glass of red, served by a delicious man.

Doable? "

Once he's dropped off the cheese etc. I'll have him for sex and snuggles

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

I used to love Red Hots

You'd probably like these then. I actually feel a bit sick they were that strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Ergh

First time I've played Russian roulette with a bean

Who's counting. It's a bean counter reference. That needed an explanation.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jelly belly. Are you you meant to use the cinnamon flavour as a kind of jelly bean mixer?"

You meant jelly baby right?

oh are you? I was doing it all wrong then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love some cheese on toast right now, with a smudge of mustard with a glass of red, served by a delicious man.

Doable? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minxy. Cheese on toast with mustard, you dirty girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim how are you this chilly night...

Just sat here coffed fab perving pics and thinking i need to get out more...

Or an easyjet season ticket..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love some cheese on toast right now, with a smudge of mustard with a glass of red, served by a delicious man.

Doable?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minxy. Cheese on toast with mustard, you dirty girl. "

Wholegrain mustard, so it's only a teensy bit dirty

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good evening all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hi Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jelly belly. Are you you meant to use the cinnamon flavour as a kind of jelly bean mixer?

You meant jelly baby right?

oh are you? I was doing it all wrong then"

Ahem, baby would have been better. I don't think you're ready for that jelly. But baby, you are bootylicious.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Ergh

First time I've played Russian roulette with a bean

have you seen the weird ones? We had sick flavour

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening all

Ooh...good evening Daniel

How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Ergh

First time I've played Russian roulette with a bean

have you seen the weird ones? We had sick flavour

The popcorn ones taste like feet

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Ergh

First time I've played Russian roulette with a bean

have you seen the weird ones? We had sick flavour

Oh god no!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim how are you this chilly night...

Just sat here coffed fab perving pics and thinking i need to get out more...

Or an easyjet season ticket.."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. I'm dandy, and under a blanket. Getting out is good, do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Hey, two nights in row, double Dan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. You sussed out a new way to skive?!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Ooh...good evening Daniel

How are you doing?

not bad tbh out on the beverages at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim!

You took your time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx"

Well hello you xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

I used to love Red Hots

You'd probably like these then. I actually feel a bit sick they were that strong

Yep, they sound good

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Hey, two nights in row, double Dan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. You sussed out a new way to skive?!"

I know shocking isnt it

I only work Monday to Thursday now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hatter is a feet eater.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Good evening all

Ooh...good evening Daniel

How are you doing?

not bad tbh out on the beverages at the moment

Hey sexy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening all

Ooh...good evening Daniel

How are you doing?

not bad tbh out on the beverages at the moment

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx

Well hello you xx

Having fun? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Hey, two nights in row, double Dan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. You sussed out a new way to skive?!

I know shocking isnt it

I only work Monday to Thursday now "

I'm pleased to read you get some Dan time.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Ooh...good evening Daniel

How are you doing?

not bad tbh out on the beverages at the moment

Hey sexy

Well herllooo

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx

Well hello you xx

Having fun? Xx"

You know me xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Good evening all

Ooh...good evening Daniel

How are you doing?

not bad tbh out on the beverages at the moment

Hey sexy

Well herllooo

STP Feb 10th

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Hey, two nights in row, double Dan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. You sussed out a new way to skive?!

I know shocking isnt it

I only work Monday to Thursday now

I'm pleased to read you get some Dan time.

Yeah I'm making the most of my weekend freedom now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim. I've been eating jelly beans. Why the hell do they have a cinnamon flavoured one that I kept thinking was cola. Urghhh

Ergh

First time I've played Russian roulette with a bean

have you seen the weird ones? We had sick flavour

Oh god no!

We have some in the drawer, I'll look tomorrow. I'm avoiding playing. The boy child likes them

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx

Well hello you xx

Having fun? Xx

You know me xx

Good to hear lovely. Xx

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Ooh...good evening Daniel

How are you doing?

not bad tbh out on the beverages at the moment

Hey sexy

Well herllooo

STP Feb 10th

I'll bear that in mind but not sure what's going down in February yet although I'm sure it will be on me before I know it.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx

Well hello you xx

Having fun? Xx

You know me xx

Good to hear lovely. Xx"

What you been up to?.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a lot of green faces on this thread.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx

Well hello you xx

Having fun? Xx

You know me xx

Good to hear lovely. Xx

What you been up to?.xx"

That's a whole new forum post, don't ask!!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"There's a lot of green faces on this thread."

Hopefully none tomorrow when we beat the hammers (oh shine, I'm talking football again, time for bed!)

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx

Well hello you xx

Having fun? Xx

You know me xx

Good to hear lovely. Xx

What you been up to?.xx

That's a whole new forum post, don't ask!!

Ooooh intrigue

message me if you'd rather not say in public

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lot of green faces on this thread.

Hopefully none tomorrow when we beat the hammers (oh shine, I'm talking football again, time for bed!)"

Oh, shine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Hiya.xx

Well hello you xx

Having fun? Xx

You know me xx

Good to hear lovely. Xx

What you been up to?.xx

That's a whole new forum post, don't ask!!

Ooooh intrigue

message me if you'd rather not say in public

Intrigue indeed.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"There's a lot of green faces on this thread.

Hopefully none tomorrow when we beat the hammers (oh shine, I'm talking football again, time for bed!)

Oh, shine!"

Better than swearing??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lot of green faces on this thread.

Hopefully none tomorrow when we beat the hammers (oh shine, I'm talking football again, time for bed!)

Oh, shine!

Better than swearing??

It made me smile. Smileyface

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"There's a lot of green faces on this thread.

Hopefully none tomorrow when we beat the hammers (oh shine, I'm talking football again, time for bed!)

Oh, shine!

Better than swearing??

It made me smile. Smileyface"

Right I'm off, before I do swear.

Na night.

Common you shrews.

I shall be looking out for an FA cup thread tomorrow (if we win). Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all! who's still up and who's off to my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lot of green faces on this thread.

Hopefully none tomorrow when we beat the hammers (oh shine, I'm talking football again, time for bed!)

Oh, shine!

Better than swearing??

It made me smile. Smileyface

Right I'm off, before I do swear.

Na night.

Common you shrews.

I shall be looking out for an FA cup thread tomorrow (if we win). Xx"

Na night, Legs. x

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Evening all! who's still up and who's off to my bed

Off to my bed, sadly. Na night. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all! who's still up and who's off to my bed

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wicked.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"There's a lot of green faces on this thread.

Hopefully none tomorrow when we beat the hammers (oh shine, I'm talking football again, time for bed!)

Oh, shine!

Better than swearing??

It made me smile. Smileyface

Right I'm off, before I do swear.

Na night.

Common you shrews.

I shall be looking out for an FA cup thread tomorrow (if we win). Xx

Na night, Legs. x"

Night lovley. Xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening all! who's still up and who's off to my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all! who's still up and who's off to my bed

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wicked."

good evening jim!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all! who's still up and who's off to my bed

smooooth operator!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump in the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumpty bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitballs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitballs!"

And spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome..."

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome...

Thanks!"

How’s your penis? Have you worn it down like a pencil being sharpened?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Na night, Ignite. Enjoy Iain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti "

How’s Blanche working out for you?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What the heck is going on here it's late you're confusing and how the heck did I manage to get in on that last thread?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti

How’s Blanche working out for you?"

All good!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Na night, Ignite. Enjoy Iain. "

Will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome...

Thanks!

How’s your penis? Have you worn it down like a pencil being sharpened?"

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the heck is going on here it's late you're confusing and how the heck did I manage to get in on that last thread?!"

The magic of nocturnal with chaffed penis man leading us astray

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the heck is going on here it's late you're confusing and how the heck did I manage to get in on that last thread?!"

I don't know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome...

Thanks!

How’s your penis? Have you worn it down like a pencil being sharpened?

*Nods*"

Pencil dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?"

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Na night, Ignite. Enjoy Iain.

Will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti

How’s Blanche working out for you?

All good!!

Good

Do you receive more cock photos as Blanche or Estella?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the heck is going on here it's late you're confusing and how the heck did I manage to get in on that last thread?!

The magic of nocturnal with chaffed penis man leading us astray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you. "

He has teeny gentle magic hands...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

He has teeny gentle magic hands..."

That sounds terribly wrong. Sorry Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you. "

Noted, with my pencil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

He has teeny gentle magic hands..."

But I have a teeny magic vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti

How’s Blanche working out for you?

All good!!

Good

Do you receive more cock photos as Blanche or Estella?"

Pretty much the same!

More people get the literary reference of Blanche than they did Estella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

He has teeny gentle magic hands...

That sounds terribly wrong. Sorry Jim. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

He has a teeny gentle magic penis..."

So I hear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

He has teeny gentle magic hands...

But I have a teeny magic vagina. "

TMV!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

Noted, with my pencil."

Has it got a rubber on the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

He has teeny gentle magic hands...

But I have a teeny magic vagina.

TMV!"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

Noted, with my pencil.

Has it got a rubber on the end?

Oh lordy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#safesex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti

How’s Blanche working out for you?

All good!!

Good

Do you receive more cock photos as Blanche or Estella?

Pretty much the same!

More people get the literary reference of Blanche than they did Estella. "

I'd guess because A Streetcar Named Desire is more modern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pencil dick pencil dick

Has a prod then gives a lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti

How’s Blanche working out for you?

All good!!

Good

Do you receive more cock photos as Blanche or Estella?

Pretty much the same!

More people get the literary reference of Blanche than they did Estella.

I'd guess because A Streetcar Named Desire is more modern."

Ageist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#safesex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

He has a teeny gentle magic penis...

So I hear!"

Oi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bumpty bump

Alright. Fill me up.

Jim, fill er up

But he's too sore

Fist?

Er, no. Two fingers or less thanking you.

He has teeny gentle magic hands...

But I have a teeny magic vagina.

TMV!"

Weren't they a 90's girl group?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the heck is going on here it's late you're confusing and how the heck did I manage to get in on that last thread?!

The magic of nocturnal with chaffed penis man leading us astray

If it was down to me another one hundred and something thread would have been resurrected.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pencil dick pencil dick

Has a prod then gives a lick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

Nah the bull v bull thread is funnier!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti

How’s Blanche working out for you?

All good!!

Good

Do you receive more cock photos as Blanche or Estella?

Pretty much the same!

More people get the literary reference of Blanche than they did Estella.

I'd guess because A Streetcar Named Desire is more modern.

Ageist"

You're older than me, you're the ageist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

Nah the bull v bull thread is funnier!’ "

I’ll go for a nosey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti

How’s Blanche working out for you?

All good!!

Good

Do you receive more cock photos as Blanche or Estella?

Pretty much the same!

More people get the literary reference of Blanche than they did Estella.

I'd guess because A Streetcar Named Desire is more modern.

Ageist

You're older than me, you're the ageist."

I’ve forgotten the point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

Nah the bull v bull thread is funnier!’ "

The OP has posted a similar thread on a different profile years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shitballs!

And spaghetti

How’s Blanche working out for you?

All good!!

Good

Do you receive more cock photos as Blanche or Estella?

Pretty much the same!

More people get the literary reference of Blanche than they did Estella.

I'd guess because A Streetcar Named Desire is more modern.

Ageist

You're older than me, you're the ageist.

I’ve forgotten the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

Nah the bull v bull thread is funnier!’

The OP has posted a similar thread on a different profile years ago.

You’re so old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wonder what happened to Errol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

Nah the bull v bull thread is funnier!’

The OP has posted a similar thread on a different profile years ago.

You’re so old"

Old hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what happened to Errol?"

He accepted me friend request and hasn't been online since then.

For four months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what happened to Errol?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a wrestle, Blanche?

Hilarious thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what happened to Errol?

He accepted me friend request and hasn't been online since then.

For four months. "

That.

That’s what happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a wrestle, Blanche?

Hilarious thread.

Yeah!! I’m making a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

Nah the bull v bull thread is funnier!’

The OP has posted a similar thread on a different profile years ago.

You’re so old

Old hat."

You and your hats!

You’re an asshat.

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over a year ago

"I wonder what happened to Errol?

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over a year ago

"Fancy a wrestle, Blanche?

Hilarious thread.

Yeah!! I’m making a thread

Done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

Nah the bull v bull thread is funnier!’

The OP has posted a similar thread on a different profile years ago.

You’re so old

Old hat.

You and your hats!

You’re an asshat."

I'm not Asshat from the Middle East, I'm Jim from the West Midlands.

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over a year ago

"Fancy a wrestle, Blanche?

Hilarious thread.

Yeah!! I’m making a thread

Done!"

As we’d say over here... you’re gas craic!!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Good morning you sexy bunch. Xx

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over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch. Xx"

You’d look better in green!!

Hello you x

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Good morning you sexy bunch. Xx

You’d look better in green!!

Hello you x"

GREEN? that's my 2nd colour. Hi lovely. Xx

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over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. xx

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Good morning you sexy bunch. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. xx"

Hey up you. How's it hanging? Xx

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over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. xx

Hey up you. How's it hanging? Xx"

To the left, as always. I'm hungry. How are you? xx

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Good morning you sexy bunch. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. xx

Hey up you. How's it hanging? Xx

To the left, as always. I'm hungry. How are you? xx"

Left is good. I'm hungry too, but not for food. I'm fair to middling, you OK? Xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Morning

all had a few hrs kip and now I'm wide awake

Pleased my new hair colour seems to have lightened to a nice red now its had a second rinse and dried it was a bit too red for my liking earlier

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over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. xx

Hey up you. How's it hanging? Xx

To the left, as always. I'm hungry. How are you? xx

Left is good. I'm hungry too, but not for food. I'm fair to middling, you OK? Xx"

I'm pretty good. You doing better than you were on Monday, or was it last week? xx

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over a year ago

"Morning

all had a few hrs kip and now I'm wide awake

Pleased my new hair colour seems to have lightened to a nice red now its had a second rinse and dried it was a bit too red for my liking earlier "

Get you, awake in Camden. Good morning, Curvy. I readily accept your hair news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a wrestle, Blanche?

Hilarious thread.

Yeah!! I’m making a thread

Done!

As we’d say over here... you’re gas craic!!

It’s the curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah here, thanks for the tip on Glasgow.

Funniest read in a while.

Nah the bull v bull thread is funnier!’

The OP has posted a similar thread on a different profile years ago.

You’re so old

Old hat.

You and your hats!

You’re an asshat.

I'm not Asshat from the Middle East, I'm Jim from the West Midlands."

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Jim?

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over a year ago

"Jim?"

Dammit. He’s horizontal-jim

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Morning

all had a few hrs kip and now I'm wide awake

Pleased my new hair colour seems to have lightened to a nice red now its had a second rinse and dried it was a bit too red for my liking earlier

Get you, awake in Camden. Good morning, Curvy. I readily accept your hair news."

Yea down here for a combo of work and pleasure as I'm going to the STP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim?"

Oh, I missed you. I went and made Oxtail soup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

all had a few hrs kip and now I'm wide awake

Pleased my new hair colour seems to have lightened to a nice red now its had a second rinse and dried it was a bit too red for my liking earlier

Get you, awake in Camden. Good morning, Curvy. I readily accept your hair news.

Yea down here for a combo of work and pleasure as I'm going to the STP "

I remembered you were tea partying. I didn't know you did some work in London.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have a super Saturday. Have fun Secret Tea Party people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG. iam awake.... hello to all x

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over a year ago

"OMG. iam awake.... hello to all x"

Hello!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Morning

all had a few hrs kip and now I'm wide awake

Pleased my new hair colour seems to have lightened to a nice red now its had a second rinse and dried it was a bit too red for my liking earlier

Get you, awake in Camden. Good morning, Curvy. I readily accept your hair news.

Yea down here for a combo of work and pleasure as I'm going to the STP

I remembered you were tea partying. I didn't know you did some work in London."

Only occasionally via my agency x

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over a year ago

Good evening, night or morning

*delete as applicable

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over a year ago

"Good evening, night or morning

*delete as applicable "

I wouldn’t dare Correct a lady so ditto

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all, god it’s too early for a Saturday morning x

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over a year ago

"Good evening, night or morning

*delete as applicable

I wouldn’t dare Correct a lady so ditto

Haha, I'm beyond correction I think, but corruption is a different story!

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over a year ago

"Good evening, night or morning

*delete as applicable

I wouldn’t dare Correct a lady so ditto

Haha, I'm beyond correction I think, but corruption is a different story!

Cheeky. You’re ticking boxes with every comment. You turn out to be a great kisser and I’ll have to go to charm school

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over a year ago

Good morning Angie and Lisa

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Good morning Angie and Lisa

Hello

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over a year ago

"Good morning Angie and Lisa

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love that emoji

It’s so adorable.

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over a year ago

"Good evening, night or morning

*delete as applicable

I wouldn’t dare Correct a lady so ditto

Haha, I'm beyond correction I think, but corruption is a different story!

Cheeky. You’re ticking boxes with every comment. You turn out to be a great kisser and I’ll have to go to charm school "

I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not a great kisser... I'm a bloody awesome one

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Morning all

Early start for me but I'm getting a fabulous make over for free so I sharnt complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end x

Jim x

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over a year ago

"Good evening, night or morning

*delete as applicable

I wouldn’t dare Correct a lady so ditto

Haha, I'm beyond correction I think, but corruption is a different story!

Cheeky. You’re ticking boxes with every comment. You turn out to be a great kisser and I’ll have to go to charm school

I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not a great kisser... I'm a bloody awesome one

Does anyone have the number for charm school?

I had a feeling you might be. Anyone that thinks it important enough to mention it must be amazing at it

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